@HardwareGeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@Zerosquare My first thought was more along the lines of "do I look like someone willing to work with SAP," but that, too.
Yeah, I'm not enough of a SAP to work with Accenture either
@PSWorx said:As the days are getting darker and the landscape is coated by a white blanket of snow*, the christmas spirit takes hold of the land. And what better way has the admin of mx.wp.pl to show his feelings than to decorate the SMTP relay? If you have netcat or telnet at hand, connect to the (apparently) open mail relay, enter "xmas" and marvel at the wonders of the christmas spirit.
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I love the call to Audience.Dispose(). I wish I could just call that on the door to door carolers. Just take em out back and "Dispose" of them. Perferably in a messy fashion.Oh and bah humbug...
TRWTF is that noone knows what this is, yet everyone know who Paris Hilton is.This is why I have developed an overwhelming sense of contempt for humanity
@DaveK said:Sometimes, when it's late at night and my eyes are getting tired, I like to sit there reading random posts off of pastebin, clicking all the new ones as they pop up in the "Recent Posts" column. Heh. I knew I was onto something there, and sure enough:@google news search said:
10000 Hotmail passwords mysteriously leaked to web
Register - 9 hours ago
In all, there were 10028 pairs of user names and passwords posted to multiple pages of public upload website Pastebin.com, some of which remained live at ...
Hotmail users advised to change passwords following information theft
guardian.co.uk
Hotmail password alert after phishing attack
Daily Telegraph
Hackers expose slew of Hotmail acount passwords
AFP
etc....
@Pope said:...got the approved verbiage from the client (is "verbiage" right?);
No it's not right. Use of 'verbiage' as a synonym for 'text' or 'content' is an insidious Americanism/wannabe managementism/pompous twatism. The text or content can be verbiage but the word does have its own distinct meaning (excessive use of words to make the point).
@The Dark Lord said:Kids on IRC have the attention span of a fruit fly. By the time you'd finish typing that 512-character line, the topic would have changed.
Oh no, it's The Dark Lord, wait what were we talking about?
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@pjt33 said: There are actually two ambiguities in the Walmart sign. The first has been discussed: "It is (a VIOLATION of the LAW) and (COMPANY POLICY)" vs "It is a VIOLATION of (the LAW and COMPANY POLICY)". The second is "(to enter a Pharmacy) without (a licensed Pharmacist present)" vs "to enter (a Pharmacy without a licensed Pharmacist present)". The latter parsing would create a bit of a bootstrap problem. That explains why Wal-Mart has 24 hour stores.
@bezking said: @IGadget said:@bezking said: TRWTF? That IP is registered to the IRS. I'm not sure whose DNS/whois you used to get that tidbit. I can't even guess what typo you made which let you think the IP has anything to do with the IRS. This is what I get:<font face="Lucida Console" size="2">08/14/09 23:03:04 IP block 216.12.134.241Trying 216.12.134 at ARINOrgName: ServerVault, Corp. OrgID: SVLTAddress: 1506 Moran RoadCity: DullesStateProv: VAPostalCode: 20166Country: USNetRange: 216.12.128.0 - 216.12.159.255 CIDR: 216.12.128.0/19 NetName: SV-BLK-1NetHandle: NET-216-12-128-0-1NetType: Direct Allocation</font> Type the IP into your browser. Although it seems like a WTF, it actually makes the website immune from DNS cache poisoning (Though I'm sure it would of course still be susceptible to a MITM attack, redirecting the traffic at a specific hop). I have seen quite a few US Government publications that list the actual IP rather than a domain name.
I wanted to see how this new fangled structured data type search Google has works. I found an interesting field name that comes up automatically when searching for "Nvidia". I removed a few columns and did not add any. http://www.google.com/squared/search?q=Nvidia As I understand it the data is generated from web sources and the tables are not inserted by hand, although you can add columns rows and data yourself and share the results. I wonder where the column name came from so it would come up automatically. .
Alternatively, one could also copy and paste the text from the text area at the bottom of the page. This should preserve the whitespace characters correctly (it does at least in Firefox).
While viewing that pic I clicked all the "pictures similar to this one" and found... this one, which is similar to a particular shot in a recent Error'd :>
LOL. I created that site after reading the Plz email me teh codez WTF on the site. And you're right, all it does it call the google code search service and returns a result. It took me all of 10 minutes to make, so the output isn't exactly pretty :P
@belgariontheking said:@Muntrue said:The unfunniness in this is that there are so many nutcases around you cant help but groan. I think im clever... FTFY
@ekolis said: *tries to start a meme where laser is spelled "lazz0r" because it looks so cool that way*Or did someone do that already? Your meme needs more lulz.
@Spectre said:@DaveK said:RFC 3300IANA Informational [Page 1] RFC 3330 Special-Use IPv4 Addresses September 2002 2. Global and Other Specialized Address Blocks 0.0.0.0/8 - Addresses in this ...www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc3330.txt - 17k - Cached - Similar pagesby SUIP Addresses - Related articles - All 64 versions
How come "RFC 3300" points to RFC 3330? Did you type all that manually? Nah, of course not, I cut and pasted it from pages of google search results straight into the html editor and the styles and links came with it. Have no idea what happened to that one.The error is still live at time of writing you can see it in the first two results here. Given that the URL linked is a .txt file and doesn't have any <title> tag, god only knows where they're getting that from.Hmmm, maybe they inferred it from the anchor text of a link pointing to it? The only link I could find on the internet pointing at it, using this search, has the same typo:
@bjolling said:No need to call me names.
I did not call you anything. I called your actions childish.
@bjolling said:The survey was not hosted by Microsoft itself so I was bitching about the external company Microsoft hired to host their survey.
Where is the name of that company in your post? You named Microsoft. Why didn't you name the external company? If you couldn't, why did you name Microsoft?
I always liked the one I got that said "This problem was caused by Windows from Microsoft Corporation. There is no solution available for this problem."
I might actually have posted that here. I don't remember.
Re: how to state federal income tax business refund return scam fraud online! Print fake paycheck stub paystub payroll w2 w-2 w2's 1099 form online! free sample tax software maker! Fuck these dailywtf bitches....hahahaha
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SON OF A BITCH!I haven't been paying attention, but now he's putting links to "tags" on his own blog.
Check out these.. 'blog posts', from the News and Events thing on the main page: http://simple-pc-help.com/?p=41http://simple-pc-help.com/?p=43http://simple-pc-help.com/?p=45 They don't even bother trying to make them English!