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  • I was looking at rentacoder this morning and decided to enter "porn" as a search term.

    This was the first entry at the top of the list Need Adult Videos

    We have an ADULT video share site. We need 5,000 videos.
    
    If your price is LOW and can provide successfully, we will let you do thousands more.
    
    REQUIREMENTS:
    
    - Must be STRAIGHT SEX girl/boy videos.
    
    - Must be at least 30 seconds in length.
    
    - Videos must NOT have other websites stamped (we will allow under 5% stamped).
    
    - Must be clean, clear, recent videos.
    
    - Videos MUST be uploaded in proper category. If we find ANY videos in incorrect category, you agree to forfeit job and release 100% of escrow back to us, you will NOT be paid for ANY of the video uploads!
    
    By accepting job, you accept the above requirements.
    
    Place bid for 5,000 adult videos.

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    Note that the job requires you to upload videos to their proper categories, but the only ones mentioned in the Rentacoder job description are "Web, database and MySQL". That's some kinky sex that they want!



  • I usually call myself "Senior" on that kind of sites, but... 5000 adult videos! Come on! I'm a coder god damn it! I'm thankful to even have sex! 

    Putting that announce in rentacoder is just plain cruel. 



  •  wtf... who are these people...



  • @Xelort said:

    I usually call myself "Senior" on that kind of sites, but... 5000 adult videos! Come on! I'm a coder god damn it! I'm thankful to even have sex! 

    Putting that announce in rentacoder is just plain cruel. 

     

     Funny, I took it as "1. hey, go nick 5000 videos off of random sites and upload 'em on our UBER REPOSITORY site, 2. FREE MONEY!!!", not "go and MAKE 5000 videos"... I don't know much about the porn industry but I doubt many porn stars have been in THAT many videos!



  •  And heaven forbid you upload them to the wrong category.

     I am guessing the odds that they will find at least one in the wrong category is about 100%.


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