Christmas songs + coding?

junkmanuk

I don't know whether it's funny or not... or even if it's been done before? I do know that I was programming too long on Friday and my son was singing Christmas songs and the two just... blended... sorry...

Using Seasons.Winter;
Using Props.Christmas;

// Main for application 'CarolConcert.exe'
void main()
{
    Song1();
    Audience.ShuffleUneasily();
    Song2();
    Audience.BlowHands();
    Song3();
    Audience.Dispose();
}

void Song1()
{
    LittleLordJesus.Bed = !Crib
    Manger.Add(this.LittleLordJesus.Head,LaidDown);
    Sky[Bright].Stars.LookAt(Manger.Location);
    LittleLordJesus.Status = Asleep | OnHay;

    Cattle[Outside].Vocalise("Lowing");
    LittleLordJesus.Status = Awake | Poor;
    LittleLordJesus.Mute();

    this.LovedItems.Add(LittleLordJesus);
    LittleLordJesus.SetPos(this.Position.NextTo);
    SetTimer(Move(LittleLordJesus),Morning);

    LittleLordJesus.SetPos(this.Position.NextTo); // TODO: Duplicate call?
    this.Call(LittleLordJesus.Stay(PERMANENT | MAX_LIKE));

    LittleLordJesus.Bless(LittleLordJesus.DearChildren);
    DearChildren.SetPos(heaven);
    this.SetPos(heaven);
    LittleLordJesus.SetPos(heaven);
}

void Song2()
{
    Sleigh.AddHorses(1);
    Sleigh.SetDestination(OVER_FIELDS):
    Sleigh.Dash(THROUGH_SNOW);

    while(travelling) this.vocalise("laughing");

    BobTail.SetCallback(BELLS_RING,Spirits.SetBrightness(MAX));
    BobTail.Bells.Ring();

    Fun = (Laugh & Sing);
    this.Song = Fun;

    While(moving) Bells.Jingle();

    Fun = Ride + Sleigh; // Added single horse earlier
}

void Song3()
{
    Globals.Weather[Outside] = FRIGHTFUL;
    Fire.Aspect = DELIGHTFUL;
    if(this.Destination == null) LetItSnow(3);

    while(!Snow.Stopping)
    {
        Corn.Start(POPPING);
        Lights.SetBrightness(50); // Range = 0-255
        LetItSnow(3);
    }

    this.Kiss(this.GF,GOODNIGHT); // TODO: GF or Wife or mistress? missing in spec...
    this.Travel(STORM);
    this.Sad = true;
    this.GF.Hold(REALLYTIGHT);

    while(!home) this.SetTemp(WARM);

    Fire.Fade(3600,0); // over one hour...?

    LetItSnow(3);
}

mxsscott

I say funny ... although for extra points it would be great if they actually compiled and ran

galgorah

I love the call to Audience.Dispose(). I wish I could just call that on the door to door carolers. Just take em out back and "Dispose" of them. Perferably in a messy fashion.

Oh and bah humbug...