@belgariontheking said:
@Muntrue said:
The unfunniness in this is that there are so many nutcases around you cant help but groan.I think im clever...
FTFY
@belgariontheking said:
@Muntrue said:
The unfunniness in this is that there are so many nutcases around you cant help but groan.I think im clever...
FTFY
The humor in this is that there are so many nutcases around you cant help but smile.
i have already participated in a random "Fresh prince of bel air" trivia quiz and asked by some guy if he could eat me for money.
However there are some really cool people on there, and you can just have a nice chat before never speaking to them again.
Omegle is a brilliant service that combines two of the best aspects of the internet.. Being anonymouse and 1 on 1 chat!
These two together make for some pretty hillarious conversations..
I did not have a lot of time, but below are some random samples of what to expect :
( Feel free to add your own http://www.omegle.com )
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you
Stranger: whats your age sex location i am good thanks
You: Im 21, male from Holland. But i bet your just looking for 18 tight ass female from the carribean
Stranger: or holland
You: hehe
You: Yea doesnt really matter wich country they come from right ?
Stranger: yeah
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Im 21, male from Holland. But i bet your just looking for 18 tight ass female from the carribean
Stranger: .............
Stranger: u right
You: i know :(
Stranger: ...........
You: You shouldnt pick up chicks from the internet tho
You: you know they are all hairy old guys
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you meight need a translator..
Grins
Tracy : Hi and welcome to printingblue.coms LIVE chat support. This is Tracy here to assist you with your printing requirements. Tracy : Please ask if You need any assistance! Tracy : looking for carbonless form printing? Tracy : may i assist you with that? You : Hello, this is Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC. I can see you are already seated so let me ask you. What do you think you are doing ? Tracy : ia m here live to assist you Tracy : hi chris :) Tracy : i got your email You : Hello Tracy. Why are you here ? Tracy : i got net discounted You : So because you got net discounted you think it is oke to do what you are doing ? Tracy : no no You : So in your mind, what justifies this ? Tracy : i forward your request to the conerned department for pricing You : Yes we have heard that excuse before Tracy : as soon i will get the quote i was made my mind to give you email Tracy : sorry for inconvience You : I have here a list of instant messages you made with our decoy Jonathan You : If you want i can read it You : You thought you were talking to a potentional costumer. But instead it was our decoy. You : You came here today to sell crap to unsuspected costumers You : Thats not right now is it Tracy.. Tracy : i wasnot Tracy : yes i am Tracy :) You : So why did you bring that six pack of beer ? You : And what are you going to do with those condoms !? You : Please answer the question Tracy Tracy : chris i cannot tolerate such kind of language Tracy : its our business time You : You cannot tolerate that language Tracy : if you are interest to do print something i am here to assist you You : how about the vulgair language you spew about Carbonless forms You : I have the proof right here in the chatlog You : Tracy let me ask you something You : Is this the first time you did this ? Tracy : can you show me the prrof? Tracy : sorry i never use vulgar language with you You : Yes it is right here on the table You : Would you like to use vulgair language tho ? Tracy : no Tracy : chris can you hold for 20 minutes, i have break now Tracy : i will meat later You : Yes, im sure you do want meat later ) You : Oke Tracy i will let you off the hook. You : Untill we meet again
The plot thickens, Nancy is actualy.... Maria!
SP1 : May i know your name? SP1 : You are not customer.. you are empl. of Printingblue You : Yes it is Nancy You : Hi and welcome to printingblue.coms LIVE chat support. This is Nancy here to assist you with your printing requirements. You : Hey, do you know whats for lunch today ? SP1 : Maria?
I am trying to turn the tables on them.. its pretty funny..
SP1 : Hi and welcome to printingblue.coms LIVE chat support. This is SP1 here to assist you with your printing requirements. SP1 : Please ask if You need any assistance! You : Hi and welcome to printingblue.coms LIVE chat support. This is Mark here to assist you with your printing requirements. You : Please ask if You need any assistance! SP1 : That is me .... You : looking for carbonless paper printing? SP1 : I am LIVE here to assist you You : may i assist you on that? You : i am LIVE here for your help You : I am LIVE here you can ask to me what you want You : I can provide you best job with discounted prices LIVE here You : are you with me? SP1 : That is not right sent. SP1 : LOL.. You : i can quote you the best regarding your carbonless forms You : So what can i help you with today SP1 You : please let me know if you getting my messages? SP1 : OK.. SP1 : I need 2000 NCR You : Sure thing You : do you have your design file /art work ready? SP1 : no You : Oke what kind of NCR are you specifically looking for ? SP1 : 2 parts with perfor. and landscap type You : And you want 2000 of those You : Please note that, we offer FREE Graphic Design Services at printingblue.com with unlimited design revisions till your satisfaction... SP1 : yes You : Is there anything else you are looking for ? You : i can quote you the best regarding your carbonless forms You : please let me know if you getting my messages? You : i am LIVE here for your help You : SP1, are you still here ?