Fuck reading a book a week. No one can read that fast. Let me repeat that -NO ONE CAN FUCKING READ THAT FAST.
It rarely takes me more than 3 days to read fiction books. Fuck me, right? <insert_meme_here>
Fuck your noise cancelling headphones and Pomodoro timers, your fucking to-do lists, apps, notes, sticky notes, and God knows what else.
is wrong with noise-cancelling headphones? And I can't remember shit without a calendar reminder or a sticky note on my desk, so fuck you for telling me that's BS.
I don’t fucking care about the complexity of this code block because I can afford another EC2 instance!
God, I hope I never work with you, you incompetent prick.
Man, you so hard!