Wow... so much flame... so shiny...
I'm not only horrible at english: i'm also not american. So i have a few points to add to this... err... cultural deathmatch.
1) the term "my internet" is clearly childish and bad written. Every adult in the world with at least 2 posts of experience knows it's called "internets", and must be preceeded by a "teh". "GTFO my internet" indicates subnormality.
2) you people are talking about a lot of beautiful antivirus(es?), with an even more beautiful history, and the posibility of them being installed in the trascendent offices of the Day of Defeat agency. I have a question about this, regarding the WTF degree in this flamewar: we're talking about an important and full of nasty secrets military agency... with windows systems?
3) Here, on Argentina, we have some dark history with our own military force, so we basically hate every military people in the world to avoid feeling guilty. So, if you take that perspective, and add the fact that goverment bureaucracy (or agencies?) are hated all around the world, plus years of internet experience and some misanthopy, you can easily afirm that this obvious retarded troll is probably a high rank official indeed, and that he's also telling the truth about his superiors being more stupid than him.
4) FU americans sigles, go learn to expand yourself. Teh internets demands clarifications. S-6, DOD, CIO/G-6, AR 25-2, QFT, IASO, DOIM, SOB, POS, AKO, US-CERT, IAVM, PII, AVTR, O, EQ... USB! do you call that a language? It take ages TFOWTFDTM.