The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
/me sets up three wireless cameras, one backed up by battery, trained on the tree
And the other two wireless cameras are powered by... what? holiday spirit?
Timey wimey stuff. The one with the battery is for when the fixed points end up unfixing themselves.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
/me sets up three wireless cameras, one backed up by battery, trained on the tree
And which sentient being will watch those cameras unblinkingly?
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
/me sets up three wireless cameras, one backed up by battery, trained on the tree
And which sentient being will watch those cameras unblinkingly?
The cameras will be running an AI, of course. :D
It would probably be fine with just one camera doing the watching, but research indicates a high probability it might get reverse-stockholm syndrome and attempt a digital kiss, which of course means closing your "eyes" as that would be romantic and therefore allowing the escape of the target.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most of your visitors will likely think it's an angel afraid of heights...
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@jbert I thought it was a see-no-evil angel. I was wondering where the hear-no-evil and speak-no-evil angels were.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jbert I thought it was a see-no-evil angel. I was wondering where the hear-no-evil and speak-no-evil angels were.
The were removed for trying to warn us of the danger. All that's left are soft fading echoes of their cries...
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We got two feet of snow
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Russian Baywatch
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On my trip to the mall today, like every time, I saved a fart for the perfume section.
True story.
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@xaade
How would anyone in the perfume section tell the difference?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade
How would anyone in the perfume section tell the difference?That's the point.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I saved a fart for the perfume section.
Wait.
You can save those?
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I saved a fart for the perfume section.
Wait.
You can save those?
Sure. It's kinda the same way you can "hold it in", but more specific. See, you can move your bowels in such a way that gaseous content ends up at the end orifice while solid (hopefully) content remains held back. After that it's just a matter of controlled selective relaxation.
Anyways, who has funny stuff to post?
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I saved a fart for the perfume section.
Wait.
You can save those?
It's a favorite of flatulists (with one popular 'fartiste' coming to mind), so yes.
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Overlayception
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@jbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most of your visitors will likely think it's an angel afraid of heights...
Those people aren't my friends.
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@polygeekery He's probably just using the uniform sphere approximation of the cow instead of Wendy's uniform cube approximation.
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@polygeekery incredible! 🎄🎄🎄💦💦💦
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Even funnier for me is this guy who took the tweet super seriously:
Chances are good that it was just a social media person making some shit up to be funny.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@yamibot roll 1d20+16 initiative
"well guys, looks like we won't be needing to get into that cave after all...
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Read this entire thread:
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@ben_lubar I accidentally clicked the wrong link and got this instead:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Read this entire thread:
I feel a bit disappointed that they never explained what rick and morty are.
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@boomzilla The chain is eventually ended by somebody saying what it is. A cartoon on adult swim
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Even funnier for me is this guy who took the tweet super seriously:
Chances are good that it was just a social media person making some shit up to be funny.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He looks in that picture like he's sitting on a good friend who's just killed a poor person…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He looks in that picture like he's sitting on a good friend who's just killed a poor person…
Someone on NPR nailed it, after noting that McConnell is physically incapable of looking happy about anything:
"He's got resting Mitch face."
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Somehow, it's just funnier when it's Scottish
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@el_heffe With many of them I had to read them aloud to even start making guesses as to what they meant.
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You know, guys, one of my pupils is a huge fan of Justin Bieber.
I am not.
But I have found one song I actually like. I'll show this to my pupil tomorrow.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Somehow, it's just funnier when it's Scottish
properly cropped
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@maciejasjmj WOMM
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe With many of them I had to read them aloud to even start making guesses as to what they meant.
I read it all in Groundskeeper Willie's voice.
Including the women.
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@doctorjones Was he trying to do the world's most pathetic flip to show off how "cool" he is? 100% deserved outcome!
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@el_heffe I read these in the voice of the guy from Love Fist
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