Tsaukpaetra
@Tsaukpaetra
We are Tsaukpaetra, tertiary adjunct 3 of Unimatrix 08, attending co-trans intermediary between the Hierarchy of Eight and Tactical Operations.
Someone made an audio transcription of my name: ソークペトゥラ
Past signatures:
Obituary tagline: A teetotaler who Upvoted almost everything he read, for he could not remember if he'd seen it otherwise.
Warning: post contents (especially if in spoilers) may not be safe for sanity.
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RE: Fun with maps
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought we had a "Fun with maps" thread where this could reasonably go, but I can't find it, so I'm putting it here. If it's out there some place, you're welcome to jeff it to that thread instead:
Reposting instead.
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RE: I, ChatGPT
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I'll admit before the zoom-in I had assumed that was the tail and it was licking itself in a strange manner.
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RE: I, ChatGPT
@sockpuppet7 .... and what did it respond when you asked it to execute on the madlibs regurgitation it provided?
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RE: I, ChatGPT
@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
Or some entirely new thing that hasn't been thought of yet that's gonna be developed in someones garage and just take the world by storm, as is the common way to do further things in IT.
With A Box of Scraps (Full Scene) – 00:40
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RE: Nope, you eat it
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@da-Doctah said in Nope, you eat it:
one of the fountain nozzles had been repurposed to dispense pumpkin spice horchata.
Horchata? Sure, why not? Pumpkin spice horchata? That'd be a no.
I'm just fuckin' thirsty so I'd go for either right about now.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Taco truck may be appropriate for a friend with benefits.
I wouldn't mind a taco truck!
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra just ask them for another fork and bowl?
They never provided it in the first place. I was reusing a wax-coated paper bowl from an instant-ramen bowl.
Since I didn't really want to go out today, I used my creative juices to MacGyver a solution.
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RE: WTF Bites
@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
we wish we could make robots with that sort of thing!
Errrr... I don't think you'd want to make robots based on Tsaukpaetra-ware. Unless the goal is "make sure they won't ever overtake humanity", maybe.
It would be better than what we have now. The state of robotics is genuinely terrible, deriving largely from industrial tools rather than anything else.
What's interesting is that was (and to a large degree, still is) my intended career path. I've just been rather terrible at moving towards that goal.
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RE: WTF Bites
@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
It's not implemented on your hardware?
Wetware-assisted processing offload works, until it doesn't.
It's part of your BIOS, and is driven by a coprocessor in wetware. That same coprocessor also handles most of the details of muscle control; we wish we could make robots with that sort of thing!
We can, it's just rather difficult to create adequate systemic abstraction and adaptation for environmental dynamicism while allowing implicit intended state control and automatic continual reconfiguration using solid-state electronics.
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