@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Tea, Earl Grey, hot
I've heard that drinking that makes you go bald
But if it gives you a kickass accent and a beautiful ship’s counselor, that’s a worthy tradeoff.
@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@dkf said in Today in reading the headlines...:
(Not gonna read the article to find out...)
I did because I know @DogsB appreciates such a thing.
@dkf said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Were the student and thief in Limerick at the time
Yes. HTH.
I think he'd really prefer you to provide the extra knowledge in limerick form.
@dkf said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB Were the student and thief in Limerick at the time, or was that just some previous encounter? (Not gonna read the article to find out...)
Sir, that is not an appropriate question for this thread.
@Atazhaia said in Aviation Antipatterns Thread:
@izzion All these flight-related puns are really dragging this thread into a graveyard spiral.
Like Icarus, we often fly too close to the pun.
@Bulb said in Aviation Antipatterns Thread:
@Zerosquare … because it's not a yes/no question.
Not with that attitude
The experience encapsulated my exasperation with new types of AI sprouting in seemingly every technology you use. If these chatbots are supposed to be magical, why are so many of them dumb as rocks?
@boomzilla said in Chess Patzers of WTF:
How did you find evidence of the way I always lose to my brother???
@Zecc said in TIL (about the Dark Arts of HTML):
I'm surprised no one corrected me when I typed Pie instead of Pi.
We accept both flavors here.
Well, I guess I’ll have to take the 6% breakup fee out of my anti-young-person-homebuying screed
@da-Doctah said in In other news today...:
@HardwareGeek said in In other news today...:
@BernieTheBernie said in In other news today...:
Who was playing with McDonald's servers last night?
White-hat hackers trying to make the world's food better. Or at least less bad.
Instead of screwing with stuff like that, how's about they work on fixing the ice cream machines?
They're waiting for Big Daddy Government to give them the OK