@TwelveBaud said in WTF Bites:
Hibernating to prepare for "fast" startup.
I have "fast" startup disabled. The most common reason why I'd shut down (apart from going home in the evening; yes I'm one of those people) is that I need to add / remove / change hardware, where "fast" startup is not only even more useless than usual, but actually counterproductive.
That said, startup is a WTF on its own. In this most common case where I've changed HW, the timeline is roughly something like this:
0m00s - I push the power button, fans and power LED turn on.
0m45s - The PC detects the HW change, shuts down and turns on again.
1m30s - The screen turns on, showing the EFI boot picture
2m00s - The Windows startup spinner appears
2m10s - The logon screen appears
So yeah, given that second step in this sequence, maybe Windows just decided to decline my request to turn off fast startup. OTOH, all the shenanigans happens before any WIndows screen is shown so I was thinking that this is all done by the EFI firmware.