Is the house price crash infecting property prices with aids?
Are muslims burgling your mortgage?
Will the human rights act give the queen cancer?
Is cancer turning the memory of Diana gay?
Could the BBC make taxpayers' money impotent?
Has teenage sex stolen from your pets?
Could lesbians devalue the british people?
Is the internet having sex with the queen?
Have the germans made your pets obese?
Has teenage sex defrauded britain's farmers?
Will working mothers make your house obese?
Will the metric system ruin your pension?
Could the internet turn middle britain gay?
Are the poles giving britain's swans swine flu?
Will twitter have sex with your house?
Have hoodies killed british sovereignty?
Have the french impregnated Cliff Richard?
Will the labour party make the Queen obese?
Are lesbians stealing from England?
Will the unemployed impregnate the memory of Diana?
Will single mothers give Cliff Richard diabetes?
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Playing golf with lighsabres is my new favourite thing
Wait for the punchline at the end