The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Fat guy with skin painted as kool-aid man.
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Extreme product placement.
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And the obvious one:
Ford Falcon
And one I just couldn't resist:
http://i.imgur.com/trS2j6i.jpg
Ford Probe
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@polygeekery No reason they wouldn't though. It's a sensible design.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Might be a good thing, Trump would have to get a budget passed for his tweeting habit.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now you're just giving @masonwheeler nightmares.
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@magus But we only use Phillips for historical reasons. Wouldn't a design like "" be better? Easier to grip, easier to make, can't think of any downsides.
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@anonymous234 Have you heard the good news about the Robertson fastener?
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I don't think it is political, I think it is just funny, but if it goes to hell I apologize in advance to the mods (what's left of them anyway...)
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@polygeekery
Brought to you by the Department of Reducing Redunancy and Duplication Department
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery
Brought to you by the Department of Reducing Redunancy and Duplication Department@accalia alt detected!
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@polygeekery emojis are shit emojis. Hieroglyphics were primitive shit emojis.
Presumably all known Hieroglyphics are in the Unicode standard by now? They must have finished all known languages before they started arguing about frowning piles of shit, yes?
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https://i.imgur.com/ngEVvf4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/My8Dz9Q.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Oq5Alpx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LZRba13.jpg
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My son sent me this, "Polite Insults To Destroy Your Enemies" (really curses, not insults, but whatever):
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1534279303346061&id=1241183025989025
I particularly like "May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember it's there." I think I've been cursed, because that describes pretty much every cup of tea ever.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My son sent me this, "Polite Insults To Destroy Your Enemies" (really curses, not insults, but whatever):
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1534279303346061&id=1241183025989025:fa_facebook.png:uck :fa_facebook.png: acebook
(and a special mention to white text on orange background)Here's the content for people who don't want to go there:
- May your headphones snag on every door handle.
- May you press 'A' too hastily and be forced to speak with the nurse at the Pokemon Center all over again.
- May you forever feel your cell phone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in.
- May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
- May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember it's there.
- May your chair produce a sound familiar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that is was just the chair.
- May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
- May the pin of the bathroom stall never reach the lock to close the door.
- May your spoon always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat.
- May all your Facebook notifications be game invites.
- May you have your laptop charge overnight without noticing the chord isn't plugged into the wall.
- May every "empty" parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle. @Zecc's note: or a Smart car
- May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
- May you never be quite certain as to whether that pressure is a fart or poop.
- May your return calls always go unanswered even though you literally just fucking called me, Kyle.
- May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk.
- May both sides of your pillow be warm.
- May your five year old neighbor have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers.
- May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
- May your article load that extra little bit as your [sic] about to click a link so you clink an ad instead.
- May every guitar pick you use fall into the soundhole.
- May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
for people who don't want to go there:
Thanks for this.
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In 1967, Harold Holt, the Prime Minister of Australia went swimming at a remote beach and disappeared. His body was never found and it was assumed he drowned.
In his honor, they named a swimming pool after him.
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@gąska Old, but still good.
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@hardwaregeek I took it from Reddit. It's guaranteed to be at least three years old.
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May your article load that extra little bit as your [sic] about to click a link so you clink an ad instead.
Um, NodeBB on mobile anyone?
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Funniest two minutes of video I have seen in a long time (I time indexed it for you):
(Seriously, it is an intermission in the video. I don't care if you don't care about a Canadian taking apart circular saws, watch it.)
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funniest two minutes of video I have seen in a long time (I time indexed it for you):
(Seriously, it is an intermission in the video. I don't care if you don't care about a Canadian taking apart circular saws, watch it.)
19:42 "I got a feeling it was bigger back in the day."
Yo, we don't need to know about your performance troubles!
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@polygeekery honestly, I think he might be funnier than the intermission was. (It was funny, though.)
"So what they did was, they took a farsener just with warshers and it's actually praud of the housing, so they got the warsher all cantilever-it's real goofy arrangement. This is a, what is that... 6203RS, so, double lip seal... 6203, that's a benchmark bearing for me, it's ... the 12 is chasin' after the 17 to tell the 40 that it dropped a thousand dollar bill. So this'll take a thousand pounds a static... ah fuck, I lost it. Is it static or dia-no, static. And it's 12 millimeters thick, 17 on the ID and 40 on the OD. Very standard bearing. You see that in a lot of stuff."
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Being a kid today is a lot different than it used to be
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@el_heffe Dumb kid doesn’t know how to use “Share” on the product page to get a much more manageable Amazon link.
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@el_heffe The funny thing is, he didn't need to copy anything after (and including "/ref=")
Poor lad deserves the present for all the effort he put in!
FYI, it's this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/b0032hf60m
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
FYI, it's this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/b0032hf60m
I want one.
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@heterodox me too!
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Hey guys, let's play "spot the difference"!
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@doctorjones It has to cross the ocean under its own power to get to the UK. That uses a lot of batteries. About £69.00 - $17.53 worth of batteries.
That is the only possible explanation.
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Spot the difference, part 2
Picture posted by Doctor Jones:
Screen cap by me, right now (1:34pm EST)