Quotes Out of Context
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@JBert is worried about the special tips he's getting:
@TwelveBaud Doesn't that carry the risk of getting stuck inside
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Heard elsewhere:
Wait, do you have a flight attendant serving you alcohol in an F-18?
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@dcon is having fun with the Soviets:
Red Joan ... just kind of sucked me
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Question/answer out of context
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@jinpa said:
The human mind didn't evolve
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@Tsaukpaetra is experimenting with his sexuality:
This feels so wrong but it's the only way I've been able to get the fucking (...) there must be a better way to do this...
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@jinpa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@jinpa said:
The human mind didn't evolve
Obviously yours didn't.
One can only go so far.
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@Luhmann said:
where I move along at the speed of a 12 year old girl.
Yes, grooming does take quite a while. An exercise in patience for sure. No wonder they're broken...
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@Karla said:
I tell them I like it strong. Nothing compares to a Chinese person
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@dcon likes people with bulimia, maybe?
I love how they "throw" up
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@Applied-Mediocrity is reviewing his shopping habits:
have bought a midget or two in the past
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@acrow said:
during a traffic stop. You've got a cop's fingers up your arse
There are no roles...
Filed under: Better than a dick, I guess?
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@brie said:
nipple... well I certainly wouldn't hold my breath on that.
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@Zecc If you're not holding your breath you're not doing tit justice.
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@blek wishes for a:
considerate debt
Because most of them are so inconsiderate. Did his ex-debt nag too?
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@Benjamin-Hall said :
More of a wet sucking [...] than a bang.
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@Gąska announced something I suspect few will dispute:
I know way too little
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@JBert
saidquoted:She needs a proper, forever home now we know her true personality. Would you love to live with a quirky girl?
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@Vault_Dweller I didn't say that, I was quoting it.
Also, yes.
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@JBert Better?
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@JBert said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vault_Dweller I didn't say that, I was quoting it.
Also, yes.
QOOC of a quote is still QOOC.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
streaking across the screen
Ultra high definition.
It's full of stars!
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@Tsaukpaetra finally understand how to :
It goes back and forth really fast.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said:
"during a traffic stop. You've got a cop's fingers up your arse"There are no roles...
Filed under: Better than a dick, I guess?
LOL. Rewatching House with the kids. We just watched the one where he puts the rectal thermometer up the (cop) patient's rectum and left.
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My wife this evening:
I don't wanna play Captain Planet the RPG!
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I know times are hard, but apparently it's getting really desperate over at ESPN:
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know times are hard, but apparently it's getting really desperate over at ESPN:
Get it in one!
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know times are hard, but apparently it's getting really desperate over at ESPN:
Trying to fill the gaps in their schedule.
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@boomzilla said in Quotes Out of Context:
LOL. Rewatching House with the kids. We just watched the one where he puts the rectal thermometer up the (cop) patient's rectum and left.
I believe the original continues thus....
Nurse enters room, sees patient face-down on table with his pants down and starts laughing.
Patient: "What's so damn funny? Haven't you ever seen someone getting his temperature taken?"
Nurse: "With a daffodil?!"
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@gaska said:
yesterday I've got 4 boobies
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@boomzilla has moved on from beachcombing and dumpster diving:
there are a few nice things in the shittier shit
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@Weng said
A DICK. It really isn't hard
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@Mingan always use lube to prevent chafing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
That reminds me, I need to schmuck a new screenshot now that my *illegible* is an inch longer...
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@HardwareGeek ate something unpleasant:
the back-end is .
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@Applied-Mediocrity said :
Yeah well, I guess it was too deep for me.
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@dcon has a long-lasting but pretty useless sex toy:
On low speed, it lasts the entire day (...) It's doesn't vibrate.
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I mean, this just had to go here in full:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
It would have come up again, had it not been dependent on a human touching it...
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@dkf said in Update: the new admin/moderation team and changes discussions will begin soon:
Sometimes, I think
We even have a dedicated thread for very selective quoting of very small parts of other people's posts so that all context is lost and we can slant the quotes in whatever way we feel is appropriate, while ignoring the overarching message of the OP.
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@cvi except that you did it wrong and included the context.
Shame on you.
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@sloosecannon said in Quotes Out of Context:
except that you did it wrong and included the context.
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@Benjamin-Hall said :
no, I'm not going to give that QOOC bait
Challenge accepted
@Benjamin-Hall said :
I prefer sub[...]s to [get a] semi
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@hungrier said:
fiddle with their CoC
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@lolwhat it's out of context, but the context doesn't change anything
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@cvi said
very small parts of other people