It's no secret that the gaming industry wants programmable RGB LED's on everything. We're long past putting them on fans and keyboards, now they're finding their way into M.2 SSD's and even sticks of RAM.
But you know what really grinds my gears about RGB RAM? It's too hard to see! You bury them deep inside your computer chassis and gotta crane your neck around to peek through the plexiglass window on the side of your case to actually behold the beauty that is glowing RAM sticks. And unless you're a super neat-freak about cable management, you've probably got a slew of SATA cables, an oversized CPU heatsink, and a big, thick 24-pin ATX cable bundle in the way.
Fortunately, G.Skill has come up with a solution for this incredibly anxiety-inducing problem. For the amazingly-affordable price of around $240, you can get a display box for your RAM! And of course the display box has programmable RGB LED's on it, too! Now, you can safely display your gorgeous RGB RAM in a matching RGB display case that allows you to behold the pure, holy glory of RGB LED's without having to bother it with boring and mundane things like monitoring the system bus or responding to read requests in a timely manner. No, RGB RAM sticks are prima donnas! The only thing that's important about them is that they glow, and you can program the color of that glow! Everything else is vestigial! Who cares about DRAM cells when you've got RGB LED's to flaunt!
Thanks to G.Skill, I can now eliminate every single one of my computers and replace them with these display boxes. Sure, they won't help me watch YouTube or tweetagram my FaceSpace account, but I can bask in the warm, comforting glory of the holy RGB LEDs on a few 128 GB kits of DDR4 and all will be well in my life.