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RE: Internet of shit
@mott555 said in Internet of shit:
@izzion That makes me wonder if you can shout "Alexa, unlock the front door!" through the letterbox.
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RE: Classic Programmer Paintings
Junior Dev's BugFix (pushed directly to production, naturally) -
RE: WTF Bites
@pie_flavor I felt a great disturbance in the wifi, as if dozens of students suddenly cried out in terror as their half-finished tests were automatically submitted.
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RE: WTF Bites
@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
Uh, I'm going to switch doors!
The door you switched is more recent than the current door, do you want to switch it?
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm 𝗴o𝘪𝗻g t𝗼 𝘮a𝗸e a 𝙣ew 𝗳o𝘯𝘁 ca𝗹𝘭e𝗱 Fi𝙯zB𝘂z𝘻 𝗦an𝘀 𝘚e𝗿if. 𝙄t's 𝘀a𝘯𝘀 se𝗿𝘪f, 𝗯ut 𝙚ve𝗿y 3𝗿d l𝗲𝘵t𝗲r i𝙨 bo𝗹d, 𝘦𝘃er𝘆 5t𝗵 le𝙩te𝗿 i𝘴 𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c, 𝗮nd 𝙚ve𝗿y 1𝟱th 𝗹𝘦t𝘁er 𝙞s b𝗼l𝘥-𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c.
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RE: Boeing again
@BrisingrAerowing They must have forgot to purchase the DLC for those runways.
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RE: Florida Man goes to...
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway. Police weren’t amused
I thought police liked donuts
Sure... as long as you save them some. Showing up and finding nothing but some donut residue tends to put them in an ill mood.
Latest posts made by brie
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RE: Discussion of NodeBB Updates
@ben_lubar said in NodeBB Updates:
Just a quick reminder that bigotry is not tolerated on this site, and using the same tactics that neo-nazis try to use when I say this on other sites will work about as poorly here as it does there.
Dick move, dude. I assume you can see my downvote anyway, but let it be known.
@boomzilla said in Discussion of NodeBB Updates:
Could you be more specific please? I see that you've removed me as an administrator, which implies that I've done something here but I'm not sure what it is that I've done.
Passive-aggressive comments that leave the people you're talking about in the dark are not cool. Am I to presume that everyone on the admin/staff team except bz was enlightened as to why this decision was made?
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RE: TIL (about the Dark Arts of HTML)
@Zerosquare said in TIL (about the Dark Arts of HTML):
Yeah. I was thinking of basing the simulation on some kind of crude PLL model, using the average of immediate neighbors' phases. Turns out the "real" solution is even simpler (even if it probably takes longer to converge, but I guess fireflies have little concept of time anyways...).
It could be interesting to use the same strategy for networking microcontrollers without requiring a precise clock reference. Does someone have a datasheet for fireflies? I wonder what their frequency accuracy and phase noise are like
I wonder what the network's propagation delay would do to it. Speed of light is pretty quick by comparison.
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RE: :baby_symbol: Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit
@Vixen said in Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit:
@Karla said in Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit:
I try to go to be too early I wake up around 2 AM, wide awake.
OMG...... so i'm not the only person who if i sleep at all between 15:00 and 21:00 then i'm going to wake up at 03:00 and be unable to get back to sleep.........?!
I'm not seeing the down side. Is there supposed to be a down side?
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RE: :baby_symbol: Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit
@Polygeekery said in Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit:
@Rhywden she's used to my shenanigans.
Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that she's used to your henanigans?
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RE: :baby_symbol: Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit
@djls45 said in Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit:
We have some family friends who have girls around the same ages as a couple of my brothers and me. Their mom could be a walking blonde joke, except she's a brunette. Whenever we'd get together, her husband would inevitably ask her, "Can I tell them?" and she would reply, "No! You can't tell them that!" Then a few minutes later, "Can I tell them?" Eventually, she would give in and say, "You can tell them." We would get together every week after church for dinner, so you can imagine what their life was like.
I'm missing something here. Can I tell them what?
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RE: Hacking an expo with your guest badge...
@Tsaukpaetra said in Hacking an expo with your guest badge...:
He uses "wilst". Blakeyrat is forever annoyed at them.
He used "whilst," which is slightly less archaic and means something completely different. And he used it correctly, so that's okay I guess.
I was definitely curious how they had managed to use "wilst" (and I suspected they'd have meant whilst).
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RE: Building the most inaccessible site possible with a perfect Lighthouse score
@HardwareGeek said in Building the most inaccessible site possible with a perfect Lighthouse score:
Formal verification is used in hardware, but in my experience it's not terribly common, except for certain very limited purposes.
Also seen here:
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
@Zecc If you're not holding your breath you're not doing tit justice.
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RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@da-Doctah said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
They sell something called a PB+J pizza.
Ooh, is that going to be my next gross test pizza??
I'd need to think of some other things to put on it. Peanut butter and jelly is too plain. Cheddar cheese, obviously. Maybe pickles?
edit: maybe bacon. And banana.