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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Cox blocks
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@Polygeekery said:
seem legit, but then there's dolphin fucking.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
seem legit, but then there's dolphin fucking.
Their vaginas are pretty interesting and I hear their penises are prehensile!
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Bulb is ... no, I really don't want the know what @Bulb is doing:
a hedgehog in the arse
I'm gonna tell you anyway: shitting hedgehogs spines first
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I don't burn easily
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@Gąska said:
I guess I'm just too Polish.
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@xaade explains the WTDWTF ground rules:
You have the freedom to be an asshole. Don't be an asshole simply because you can. Do it because it's fun.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
Poland, where it's fucking everywhere.
@Tsaukpaetra, move to Poland.
I'm no good at learning human languages though...
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@Tsaukpaetra
I'll have no problem then with Polish
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
Poland, where it's fucking everywhere.
@Tsaukpaetra, move to Poland.
I'm no good at learning human languages though...
The language of fucking is universal
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra
I'll have no problem then with Polishwhat a brain fart ... I'm having serious issues with Polish ... but @Tsaukpaetra might not
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Are we human or are we Polish
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
Are we human or are we Polish
Are you on your knees, looking for the answer?
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@boomzilla said:
Also, I have [...] nice / dress
I suppose it's only logical that at least one personality would need a good dress.
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@Zenith said:
every time I try to figure out what's going on, something worse comes out of nowhere
@Zenith is in a surprise bukkake party
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
Poland, where it's fucking everywhere.
@Tsaukpaetra, move to Poland.
I'm no good at learning human languages though...
The language of
fFucking is universalNo, it's Austrian
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@error said:
Maybe I just have a shitty thermometer.
It's said to be the most accurate place to measure body temperature. Try cleaning it, though.
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@topspin said:
in your mouth it's about 0.5°C too low, compared to rectal
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@Luhmann is doing it pretty intensely:
I destroyed several rubbers on my back
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann is doing it pretty intensely:
I destroyed several rubbers on my back
I'm getting a feeling of déjà vu.
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Yeah, but the other quote is in the wrong place!
(I only saw it after posting here.)
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@Zecc said:
I'm getting a feeling
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said:
I'm getting a feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night?
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@Tsaukpaetra
For deja-vues?
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said:
in your mouth it's about 0.5°C too low, compared to rectal
You have to take what you can get.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said:
in your mouth it's about 0.5°C too low, compared to rectal
You have to take what you can get.
Or you may get what you can't take :hold_up.jpg:
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@Applied-Mediocrity amateur.
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@Mingan
It's a funny ride until your rubber tears ...
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@Luhmann is using his cluebat on annoying users:
I just this week had a serious encounter with a low hanging branch. It made a massive tonk sound.
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Someone tell
TsaukpaetraJeff.
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@topspin but Jeff always knows what you're doing, because he can read all of your
privatemessagesHe sometimes even likes them.
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@Applied-Mediocrity is considering attending one of @error's lifestyle parties:
I'd prefer "nose raping" more than "brain raping"
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@Zerosquare No parties since quarantine started
I really miss them.
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@error one would think they'd be more worried of HIV than COVID...
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@Gąska If every person at every party I've been to was HIV positive, I still would never have been at risk of contracting it.
With the exception of my primary girlfriend (whom I met at such a party).
I'm not sure what you think happens at those.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska If every person at every party I've been to was HIV positive, I still would never have been at risk of contracting it.
Never any blood contact in all the years of sexually stabbing each other?
I'm not sure what you think happens at those.
Your thread gives me an idea. Also, condoms break. Anyway, suffering from COVID is no more likely than suffering from HIV, especially given the typical age of... participants.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
Never any blood contact in all the years of sexually stabbing each other?
Actually no. Nitrile gloves and slow, steady knifework. Sterilization techniques including single-use blades, alcohol swabs, and heat.
The whole point of a demo scene is to teach safe practices.
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@error huh. One would think that a bunch of random sex deviants meeting for the specific purpose of deviant sex wouldn't be so pedantic about sanitizing everything as if they were fucking surgeons or something.
(Yes, that was intentional.)
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error huh. One would think that a bunch of random sex deviants meeting for the specific purpose of deviant sex wouldn't be so pedantic about sanitizing everything as if they were fucking surgeons or something.
It's almost like you have severe misconceptions about my lifestyle.
Though that just means I failed to explain in my thread.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error huh. One would think that a bunch of random sex deviants meeting for the specific purpose of deviant sex wouldn't be so pedantic about sanitizing everything as if they were fucking surgeons or something.
It's almost like you have severe misconceptions about my lifestyle.
Let me put it this way. My average going out to a pub with friends involves many more ways of dying in horrible ways than your lifestyle parties, from what you wrote. And we don't even hit on anyone.
Though that just means I failed to explain in my thread.
I haven't read too much of it, honestly. I'm REALLY disinterested in finding out more.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
wouldn't be so pedantic
@error is a member of WTDWTF. That should settle the matter.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
The whole point of a demo scene is to teach safe practices.
I thought it was to make keygen music with psychedelic animations and scrolling text shouting out programmers and piracy groups
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Yeah, not the same thing. That demoscene definitely won't teach you safe coding practices.
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