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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra is experimenting with food coloring:
I like the pretty color it has turned the main hamburger
It's currently a nice rose gold-orange. Yum?
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@Groaner said:
spherical cow employees
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Groaner said:
spherical cow employees
I can't imagine this being said in workplace environment without consequences.
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@Gąska is very serious about WTFs:
An experienced professional would never allow themselves to do a good job.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Groaner said:
spherical cow employees
I can't imagine this being said in workplace environment without consequences.
Because real life cow workers are always elliptical
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Groaner said:
spherical cow employees
I can't imagine this being said in workplace environment without consequences.
Because real life cow workers are always elliptical
I wish my photoshop skills were better, I've just got an amazing idea...
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska is very serious about WTFs:
An experienced professional would never allow themselves to do a good job.
"Do your work in the way that ensures more work next year."
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Groaner said:
spherical cow employees
I can't imagine this being said in workplace environment without consequences.
Because real life cow workers are always elliptical
I wish my photoshop skills were better, I've just got an amazing idea...
Paint (.NET) is fine too.
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@Carnage wrote:
using reflection to fiddle with privates
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage wrote:
using reflection to fiddle with privates
Didn't I already end up in this thread for private fiddling once?
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@Carnage said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage wrote:
using reflection to fiddle with privates
Didn't I already end up in this thread for private fiddling once?
*scribbles down* repeat offender...
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@Luhmann said:
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@error said:
pie_flavor loves killing its child
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@mott555 said:
The thing is 8 feet long and I store it leaning against the back wall of my garage
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Referring to Discourse, @pie_flavor said:
it is worse than NodeBB.
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What you just did is wickedly evil.
I love it.
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@kazitor said :
lactose is really low-hanging fruit.
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@remi said:
This is the first time I see a clear attempt to date
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@Polygeekery said:
I would have looked better in that bikini
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@HardwareGeek I expected that to happen more quickly. You guys are off your game.
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@Polygeekery Hey, I posted it as soon as I saw it. It's not my fault I didn't see it sooner; I have to spend some time at work working.
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@izzion said:
blue balled myself right at the apex
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
A little hard to operate the camera in the position I was in and get a good picture.
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Not wrong.
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@KattMan said:
he will be dead in the loving room
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@remi said :
I might try and see how hard it is
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@Luhmann Not the one I expected to see first here...
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@remi
Never go for the obvious ones
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@dcon said:
since I turned 50 [...] I only get maybe one [...] a month
Not sure if you were qoocbaiting there. Better safe than sorry.
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@hungrier said:
Turns out it's even easier to do something else by hand
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@Polygeekery said :
I know women who are very attractive and somewhat petite that can handle large calibers no problemo.
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
I expected that to happen more quickly. You guys are off your game.
I'm on vacation
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@topspin said:
That’s 5 inches I’m going to miss.
Sorry for the delay. I'm feeling so tired lately...
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@heterodox said:
I expect it to be very, very hot
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@Cursorkeys said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said
$76 to get a guy to come
Sounds like a bargain to me!
Considering I'd come for free...
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said:
Don't fuck with swans.
Bad experience?
Indeed. Fuckin' maze...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said:
Don't fuck with swans.
Bad experience?
Indeed. Fuckin' maze...
I wouldn't mind.
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@MrL
Ah yes, a black swan.Never mind. I tineyed the picture and realized that's Maze.Not to be confused with:
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"If you find the game too difficult, try lowering the difficulty."
— Paulo Coelho
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@Zecc said:
You may already be a wiener addict. [..] I am really craving a delicious and satisfying wiener. [..] It was so big and so delicious! It was so juicy, tender, and crispy.
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@Gąska said :
and instead invest in a huge ass
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@Gąska said:
it's always lock in the knob
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Remember kids, always invest in a huge ass lock in the knob.
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@Gąska
I don't ever want to learn Polish euphamisms.
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@izzion nah, they're really not bad, compared to English ones. "Drop kids off at the pool" is far more gross than any euphemism I've ever heard in Polish. Maybe except some Holocaust jokes.