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@Gąska
Puhleze. Everyone knows the proper euphamism for that is "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl".
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@izzion whereas in Poland you'll usually hear "going for #2" or "staying for longer".
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion whereas in Poland you'll usually hear "going for #2" or "staying for longer".
I’m sure the Jews stayed for longer, but I have no idea what #2 has to do with it.
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@Zecc ass to mouth?
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@remi said:
I'm just keeping up with the tradition of discussing at length a topic on which I know nothing
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage wrote:
"using reflection to fiddle with privates"
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@Karla said in Parenting advice - you're gonna get hit:
I'm running around catching Pokemon and pulling up my pants.
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@DogsB Too much context.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
One pussy seems enamored with my underwear.
(yeah, I know he's baiting.)
Funny enough, the bitch gets really shy when I drop my britches. To the point that she stops trying to jump me. I think I found a good way to calm her down...
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@Tsaukpaetra
Or just take a shower and put on some clean briefs
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra
Or just take a shower and put on some clean briefsDoesn't matter.
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@kazitor wrote:
this was my first time for almost everything.
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@Karla is too nice for this forum:
I don't like pushing kids
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DogsB Too much context.
@Karla said:
I'm running around...pulling up my pants
Better?
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla is too nice for this forum:
I don't like pushing kids
Thanks!
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Better?
I was mostly objecting to @DogsB including the link to the original post. What would make the quote better (funnier) out of context (and weirder in context) would be if you had said you were running around pulling down your pants, but we have to work with what we're given.
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@izzion a bunch of people are going to lose a bunch of packages....
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@Polygeekery said :
I usually trade liquor for favors amongst friends.
uhu ... remind me to never give you any
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@anonymous234 said :
My favorite Python decompiler is
cat
.
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@boomzilla said:
there's probably a dongle around somewhere.
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@boomzilla said:
I feel obligated to mention that your eggs are weird
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@Cursorkeys said :
one attempt of softly-softly would be worth a go before you get the stick out
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@levicki said :
you have 20 seconds to remove clothing
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@topspin I thought about QooC right after I posted that, but I figured it was too much of a stretch for anyone to actually go for it...
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@Groaner said:
there are only so many creepy guys in trenchcoats.
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@Polygeekery said:
I would likely end up on a tall building, naked
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
I feel obligated to mention that your eggs are weird
Should I also point out that in Finnish, the euphemism for testicles is "eggs"?
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@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Should I also point out that in Finnish, the euphemism for testicles is "eggs"?
Same in Brazil btw.
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@LaoC said:
If it was a Long Black or a Vietnamese
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@mott555 said:
it was too much of a stretch
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@LaoC said:
If it was a Long Black or a Vietnamese
@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said:
it was too much of a stretch
Alabama blacksnake ain't too goddamn beaucoup!
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@LaoC I freaking love that movie.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I probably did it wrong, for it was mostly unpleasant, uncomfortable, and unsatisfying.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Should I also point out that in Finnish, the euphemism for testicles is "eggs"?
Same in Brazil btw.
At least some Spanish speaking countries as well.
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@mott555 said:
it was too much of a stretch for anyone to actually go for it
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Should I also point out that in Finnish, the euphemism for testicles is "eggs"?
Same in Brazil btw.
At least some Spanish speaking countries as well.
Including America!
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@pie_flavor said:
Trump raping a 15-year-old. Good stuff.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
Should I also point out that in Finnish, the euphemism for testicles is "eggs"?
Same in Brazil btw.
At least some Spanish speaking countries as well.
Including America!
That is why I know that.
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@Karla said:
I didn't RTFA so I could be wrong.
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@HardwareGeek said in "the reviewer doesn't understand my Javascript ":
my code; not something I can fix.
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@ben_lubar said in some-weird-thing:
if anyone wants to mail me their wood I won't complain
I guess it's not unsolicited then.