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@Bulb said :
too worn out to rub any more.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said in some-weird-thing:
if anyone wants to mail me their wood I won't complain
I guess it's not unsolicited then.
If you're going to call Mastodon "some weird thing" maybe look up the root words so you can be more specific. Because that's more fun.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
Because that's more fun.
FuN!!!
"I posted on Mastodon" can translate literally to
"I made a teat tooth toot"
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@ben_lubar Is there a Mastodon community for the band Mastodon or is the whole social network completely worthless?
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@hungrier
:whynotboth.gif:
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@izzion So far I've found this article from around the time the social network was coming out, and coincidentally the band had a new album out.
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@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said in some-weird-thing:
if anyone wants to mail me their wood I won't complain
I guess it's not unsolicited then.
If you're going to call Mastodon "some weird thing"
Looks like I rubbed someone the wrong way.
maybe look up the root words so you can be more specific. Because that's more fun.
Breast tooth?
I don’t know, the word sounds more like masturbate to me.
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@topspin said:
masturbate to me.
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@pie_flavor said :
Rub 'em too much and you go blind.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said :
Rub 'em too much and you go blind.
I mean, that meant exactly the same thing in context as it meant out of context. /shrug
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@remi said :
Butt stuff always works
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said :
I usually trade liquor for favors amongst friends.
uhu ... remind me to never give you any
@HardwareGeek is confused:
what are friends?
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
uhu ... remind me to never give you any
Must you be so selfish with your glue sticks?
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@e4tmyl33t said:
The major downside to this is that I have 3 pairs of pants now
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@levicki said:
the other one comes (in excess) from fucking corn.
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@Gąska said:
Have you ever tried cooking yourself?
I only cook things I can eat. I believe that I will be unable to eat myself after I'm done cooking myself.
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@mott555 example 234848 of English language not being advanced enough to be usable form of communication.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 example 234848 of English language not being advanced enough to be usable form of communication.
You might be the prime candidate to converse with @ben_lubar in logjam.
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
Have you ever tried cooking yourself?
I only cook things I can eat. I believe that I will be unable to eat myself after I'm done cooking myself.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 example 234848 of English language not being advanced enough to be usable form of communication.
You might be the prime candidate to converse with @ben_lubar in logjam.
@topspin why? Europe already has 68 languages better than English already in use.
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@Gąska Joke's on you, English has all the best parts of those languages already included.
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@hungrier oh really? How does arbitrary word order in a sentence work for you?
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier oh really? How does arbitrary word order in a sentence work for you?
Yes, it does.
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@Tsaukpaetra to hear good! Maybe isn't as bad English after all as I thought.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra to hear good! Maybe isn't as bad English after all as I thought.
Glad the wonder is to be seeing for you already currently.
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@remi said:
I think that I avoided QooC
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@remi said:
using cats rather than pussy
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@pie_flavor I guess that will do.
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@Carnage said :
It's done in a minute, if you take it slow.
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I'll admit this one is quite a stretch, but this is how it showed up in the sidebar thingy to the right of the topic list.
@PleegWat said:
boomzilla droppings
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@HardwareGeek said:
So much for measuring ingredients by weight being more accurate than weighing them by volume.
emphasis added,
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@hungrier wrote:
skookum as frig
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like something that belongs here.
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@HardwareGeek It's just this YouTuber's lingo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
I'm sure he would explain it to you in exchange for some Canadian Pesos so he can afford a beer.
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@Article once upon a time said:
I'm wondering, since it's been some time, if there are laboratory-grown vaginas ready to be tested on humans?
Edit: Dammit, reading the article, that's apparently the sooner thing that was done....
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
one sucks cougar balls.
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On WTDWTF, everyone has the freedom to agree with @Groaner:
Of course he's entitled to my opinion.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said :
replace bike paths with PHP or something
The bicyclers probably deserve it
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@PleegWat said:
Looks more like 15cm than like 3½ feet
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Said by a friend IRL yesterday:
My piss looks like Silly String.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat said:
Looks more like 15cm than like 3½ feet
Toby Faire, the latter sounds kind of useless.
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@topspin Depends; how small are the feet?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said:
Raymond Chen hammered into my
headurethraMaybe fixed a kink or two
KTFY
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I just awoke from a non-con tentacle nightmare
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