The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He probably thinks there's been no good music since the 70s either
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He probably thinks there's been no good music since the 70s either
To be fair, that's not a bad first approximation.
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@flabdablet as a first approximation, all music is bad
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Here is a short documentary film about what happened to music in the 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQCocaine < LSD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He probably thinks there's been no good music since the 1770s either
FTFM
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@RaceProUK Planes have obviously moved on from the early days on the old releasing front…
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Note: the weird words most people wouldn't understand are accompanied by images at the right time.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What if it is the result for the person in the back? What? Why can't you see people happy.
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"You know the depth of field is perfect when you can feel the hatred of the women in the background"
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@DogsB I approve of the petition's intent.
WARNING: Political stuff ahead!
It's like the petitions to have a second Brexit referendum, just because the Leave campaign won. Sure, I don't like the result any more than you do, but here's the thing: the majority voted Leave. That's democracy: sometimes it causes results you don't like. But you can't just turn it off when it suits you. So stop whining, learn to live with it, and move the fuck on already.
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YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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@RaceProUK I was going to ask Mr Attenborough to comment but he doesn't seem to be on Twitter.
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@El_Heffe Everytime I enter this topic, the jellypotato takes me to this image. Finally, jellypotato does some good!
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@CarrieVS He's not that kind of bird follower.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB I approve of the petition's intent.
WARNING: Political stuff ahead!
It's like the petitions to have a second Brexit referendum, just because the Leave campaign won. Sure, I don't like the result any more than you do, but here's the thing: the majority voted Leave. That's democracy: sometimes it causes results you don't like. But you can't just turn it off when it suits you. So stop whining, learn to live with it, and move the fuck on already.I honestly see more people on the net whining about how others are crybaby whiners and sore losers than whining about any concrete political issue. Strawmanning at its finest - it's always been the case that majority decisions got some of the minority pissed off, but suddenly everybody started acting as if it's a completely new phenomenon.
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https://www.facebook.com/UnMetroAdelantado/videos/1540156029357830/
Chilean Firemen, they know what they do
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's like the petitions to have a second Brexit referendum, just because the Leave campaign won. Sure, I don't like the result any more than you do, but here's the thing: the majority voted Leave. That's democracy: sometimes it causes results you don't like. But you can't just turn it off when it suits you. So stop whining, learn to live with it, and move the fuck on already.
I honestly see more people on the net whining about how others are crybaby whiners and sore losers than whining about any concrete political issue. Strawmanning at its finest
The last south park season talked about how trolls achieve their results by pissing off a group of people A, so that their reaction will piss off a larger group of people B, and their reaction will piss off an even larger group of people A', etc.
With "offendedness", it's exactly the same thing. Someone (typically 3 or 4 nobodies on twitter) is offended, then others will be offended for them being offended, and it grows exponentially. There's a complex system of layers and cycles of people complaining (often including some blatantly false stories).
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I found a wild @masonwheeler on Stack Exchange...
The question and answer concerned the midichlorian density of different characters.
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TIL I'm "wild" on SE.
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@Polygeekery Makes me wonder what the article is
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@RaceProUK likewise. If you track it down, tag me if you post it.
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@Polygeekery Probably one of the many Yahoo news articles which basically just repeat her tweets.
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@loopback0 well, if that is what riled that person up so much...They have a very thin skin. Everything I read there was pretty mild. Not even offensive and cunty.
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@Polygeekery Because someone who's response is to burn things they own is the sort of rational person who wouldn't get annoyed by trivial shit?
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@loopback0 touchē
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66A2N4rRZAk
LIQUOR HOLE
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty, he was a dude.
FTFY, you forgot a comma. I'm not sure though how you being pretty matters in this case.
I assumed she was just remembering how she met her husband.
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"This television makes me hiss in anger"
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
YOU HAD ONE JOB!
Meh. Called a 'landgång' (gangplank):
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Meh. Called a 'landgång' (gangplank):
I would say that looks pretty appetizing, but it's Swedish, so there must be rotten fish hiding in there somewhere.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I just drove to Walmart and purchased the nicest-looking TV in stock for $500
Biggest of 2017 so far.
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@HardwareGeek /me looks closer at the picture.
There's cured salmon and whitefish roe there. Does that qualify?
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ITT: @obeselymorbid upvoting things less than a year old.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"This television makes me hiss in anger"
BITCH!
Ed. note: The TV also constantly prompts for Tizen software updates by placing a banner over the top of the display and has advertising in the menus.
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@flabdablet
She certainly doesn't pull any punches about how she feels about the TV. Or the fool that purchased the TV and might only be married to her until the paperwork finishes processing.
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Finally, someone invented vegan bacon that actually tastes good!
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@anotherusername They left the bone!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it's Swedish
You can tell it's not Danish. How? You can see the bread underneath the sandwich filling, and traditional Danish sandwiches make that entirely impossible. There's probably also extreme quantities of butter and cream involved.
The Danes have got sandwiches right!