The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@rhywden "In the west, Matryoshka dolls are often mistakenly[3] referred to as 'babushka dolls', babushka meaning 'grandmother' or 'old woman'."
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@rhywden "In the west, Matryoshka dolls are often mistakenly[3] referred to as 'babushka dolls', babushka meaning 'grandmother' or 'old woman'."
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@m_adams One of my former pupils is a huge Bieber fan. One day I told the class that I had finally found a Bieber song I could actually listen to.
He was delighted.
Then I played this and he was horrified:
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@boner What subreddit is this?
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@rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One of my former pupils is a huge Bieber fan.
he
Poor guy.
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@pie_flavor don't know, sorry. Lifted from Twitter.
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@boner Found.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8rz316/what_really_happened_in_real_life_that_if_you_saw/
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@rhywden "In the west, Matryoshka dolls are often mistakenly[3] referred to as 'babushka dolls', babushka meaning 'grandmother' or 'old woman'."
Really? Not once have I ever heard them being referred to as babushka dolls.
To stay topical:
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Uh-oh. It seems Batman has been collecting a few unpaid debts in Sweden so the Enforcement Authority has come to auction off his belongings to pay them off.
https://auktion.kronofogden.se/auk/w.object?inC=KFM&inA=20180615_1058&inO=1&inSiteLang=ENGLISH
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Always claim we are in a bubble.
If someone calls you out for being obviously wrong, call them an idiot, and say “I was referring to the post WW2 supercycle.” As this covers effectively the entire history of computers, you’ll leave them no room to counter without mentioning Nazis and reverting to first principals discussion back to agriculture/fire/wheel.
I’ve won every debate in my life with this method.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Always claim we are in a bubble.
If someone calls you out for being obviously wrong, call them an idiot, and say “I was referring to the post WW2 supercycle.” As this covers effectively the entire history of computers, you’ll leave them no room to counter without mentioning Nazis and reverting to first principals discussion back to agriculture/fire/wheel.
I’ve won every debate in my life with this method.
"And lost all my friends." is missing from the end.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I
hole-hardedlywhole-heartedly agree, but allow me to playdoublesdevil's advocate here for a moment. For allintensiveintents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are adiamonddime a dozen, true virtues are a blessing inthe skiesdisguise. We often put our false morality on apetal stoolpedestal like a bunch ofpre-Madonnasprima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable forgranitegranted. So I ask of you tomustardmuster up all the strength you can because it is adoggy dogdog-eat-dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a hugeshipchip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but thekids Nsynckitchen sink, and even though you are having afeelfield day with this I am here to bring you backintoto reality. I have asicksixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn ablondeblind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zerotaller antstolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember whatcomes around is all aroundgoes around comes around, and when supply andcommanddemand fails you will be the first to go.MakeMark my words, when you get down to brassstackstacks it doesn't take rocketappliancesscience toget two birds stoned at oncekill two birds with one stone. It's clear whomakeswears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow yourprizepride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion throughdenialtrial and error but I swear on my mother'smatingmaiden name that when you put thepetalpedal to themedalmetal you will pass with flyingcarpetscolors like it’s apeachpiece of cake.FTFY
And if you want to read it without the correction indicators:
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devil's advocate here for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime a dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedestal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog-eat-dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back to reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what goes around comes around, and when supply and demand fails you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colors like it’s a piece of cake.
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The caller was obviously very confident, so he won, right?
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I can't even.
Maybe, but can you odd?
I definitely do odd.
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@el_heffe I am unavoidably reminded:
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@djls45 Jesus, man. Your like a bowl in a china shop
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@bb36e
O_o o_O
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@Jaloopa A bull in a china shop would shatter many bowls.
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@djls45 irregardless, it's a mute point and this conversation is rapidly becoming a damp squid
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@Jaloopa Regardless of your own opinion or whether the point is moot, some people may still be finding it enjoyable, although the humor squib in others may be too damp to fire. But that's because those people are just wet rags.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What are they talking about? Everyone knows the brains aren't what makes use to think with!
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https://i.imgur.com/DdgTiPF.png
https://i.imgur.com/df7xCvW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2m4JNx9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/eO8H8Jd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OiFZQCg.jpg
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Uh-oh. It seems Batman has been collecting a few unpaid debts in Sweden so the Enforcement Authority has come to auction off his belongings to pay them off.
https://auktion.kronofogden.se/auk/w.object?inC=KFM&inA=20180615_1058&inO=1&inSiteLang=ENGLISH
That's only ~$50K USD. How much would shipping be from Sweden? I need that.
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@polygeekery Probably not more than a few K more.
I demand pictures if you get it!
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The brain is also important
If baseball (cricket?) players are anything like football players then no, it's really not.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2buTyP_YWy8
Is Cock that much of an insult? Nonetheless funny.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What are they talking about? Everyone knows the brains aren't what makes use to think with!
Amazing how they invented color photography before they invented black and white photography. Or helmets.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is Cock that much of an insult? Nonetheless funny.
In en_GB it's a little below 'asshole', above 'prat'. Definitely one of the tamer insults but not suitable for polite company.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is Cock that much of an insult? Nonetheless funny.
Cock
/kɒk/noun
- a male bird, especially of a domestic fowl.
synonyms: rooster, cockerel, male fowl, capon; literary chanticleer - A person who acts with blatant disregard of others.
synonyms: cockwomble, dick, prick, penis, bell end, ball bag, jeff
- a male bird, especially of a domestic fowl.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa A bull in a china shop would shatter many bowls.
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@boomzilla not going to ask.. must not ask...
Ok, I'll bite. What is happening in this picture?
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@tsaukpaetra
A BFF is swimming underneath the stand poles that are holding up two fishing rods that are actively deployed, presumably while the fishers in question are off having some beers.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra
A BFF is swimming underneath the stand poles that are holding up two fishing rods that are actively deployedAh. It occurs to me that said rods are insufficient for the task of catching that particular fish anyways.
Methinks they want smaller fish to fry. ;)