The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably)
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Post your TMI factoids and thoughts here.
Pro-Tip #1: Timely processing of priority interrupts in a real-time system is crucial.
Pro-Tip #1 corollary: This includes human bodies.Pro-Tip #2: Hyperfocus to the exclusion of bodily functions is a Bad Idea, especially when you are already experiencing intermittent gastric distress.
Pro-Tip #3: don't forget to take any medicine you might need at the moment. Like an anti-diarrhea tablet.
I let's just say that on two different occasions this week, a buffer overrun interrupt didn't get queued in time, and shit got real in a way no ever wants it to. Fortunately I was home both times, but still, what a mess.
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@ScholRLEA said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
a buffer overrun interrupt didn't get queued in time
Ah. Either preemptive maintenance didn't trigger (or was unscheduled to begin with), or your processing priority needs adjustment during special states.
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...I think I ship you two now. This exchange was goddamn adorable.
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In situations like this you need to create a sandbox environment around the issue, if only to contain it.
The last time it happened to me it was at the worst possible time, in the worst possible circumstances. I was in the process of moving from one residence to the next. I was about to depart with the final car load when I had uninterrupted buttock overflow.
Fortunately, I am in the habit of vacating the existing property a few days ahead of the scheduled time - this is so I can come back and clean up (literally in this case). It is also my habit to make the last load consist of things I will need first at the new property - coffee makings and some snack type food, sleeping bad and a change of clothes etc.
My first task was for somebody to get me the appropriate medication (since then I always have it on hand). I then spent the next twenty four hours
onin the sandbox in a constant state of evacuation before I considered it safe to vacate.
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@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
sleeping bad
There are medications for that too.
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@loose is this when you earned your @?
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fart
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@Boner Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's - when I got Half Life and played TFC online. I had a 9600 baud modem and 120Hz AMD CPU. To get a playable frame rate I had to have a 320 x 240 screen. I was in defense and good I what I done, but if I waited until I could tell the Team of the guy running towards me, I lost the advantage. I was a Soldier and would send a rocket, to where they were gong to be, for splash effect.
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@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's
So is @sloosecannon your sockpuppet, or...?
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@Maciejasjmj said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's
So is @sloosecannon your sockpuppet, or...?
No, he's the guy who stole my username and made me put the 's' in front of it!
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@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
sleeping bad and a change of clothes etc.
I'll bet you'd need a change of clothes for that...
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Maciejasjmj said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's
So is @sloosecannon your sockpuppet, or...?
No, he's the guy who stole my username and made me put the 's' in front of it!
I always wondered about that...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Maciejasjmj said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's
So is @sloosecannon your sockpuppet, or...?
No, he's the guy who stole my username and made me put the 's' in front of it!
I always wondered about that...
I'd thought it was an obscure pun involving sluices - an oddly appropriate pun for this thread, too.
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@Dreikin said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Maciejasjmj said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@loose said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Loose is short for Loose Cannon, my main avatar name since I started online gaming back in the late 90's
So is @sloosecannon your sockpuppet, or...?
No, he's the guy who stole my username and made me put the 's' in front of it!
I always wondered about that...
I'd thought it was an obscure pun involving sluices - an oddly appropriate pun for this thread, too.
I have been accused of such an origin before and am not opposed to it, but alas 12-year-old me was not that clever when he came up with his username. It was more of "loosecannon is taken, my first name is Steven, I'll be 'sloosecannon' instead"
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
It was more of "loosecannon is taken, my first name is Steven, I'll be 'sloosecannon' instead"
Well at least your name wasn't based on obfuscated machoism!
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Steven
DOXXED!
Get ready for twenty seven pizzas!
BOOM!
{whips out credit card, pays for food, and delivery}
Man, all that free food will teach YOU a lesson about INTERNET JUSTICE!
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@Lorne-Kates said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
DOXXED!
Pretty sure he mentioned his name before...
Besides, I never got any free pizzas when my full address and name were doxxed, so why should he be special?!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
special
Pizza Speciale?
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@Lorne-Kates said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Man, all that free food will teach YOU a lesson about INTERNET JUSTICE!
You monster! No person can eat so many pizzas before they go bad! Now he'll have to throw them away, or worse, invite people to his house.
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@anonymous234 said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
No person can eat so many pizzas before they go bad!
Send 'em to my office instead. We'll prove you wrong!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Pretty sure he mentioned his name before...
I have, on my profile and my long name on Discourse among other things.
Plus if you know my website's URL you know everything you need to send me many, many boxes of pizza.
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Pretty sure he mentioned his name before...
I have, on my profile and my long name on Discourse among other things.
Plus if you know my website's URL you know everything you need to send me many, many boxes of pizza.
Same!
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@sloosecannon I which breaking bad had made that pizza scene on my house, so I would have an infinite supply of free pizza arriving at my roof
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@anonymous234 said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Lorne-Kates said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Man, all that free food will teach YOU a lesson about INTERNET JUSTICE!
You monster! No person can eat so many pizzas before they go bad! Now he'll have to throw them away, or worse, invite people to his house.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Same
Well your URL isn't your ham radio callsign now is it?
Yay FCC database!
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Same
Well your URL isn't your ham radio callsign now is it?
Yay FCC database!
No, but my DNS registration is very enlightening. (CC: Blakeyrat)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Same
Well your URL isn't your ham radio callsign now is it?
Yay FCC database!
No, but my DNS registration is very enlightening. (CC: Blakeyrat)
Yeah. Combine the two with me, and @Lorne-Kates could probably buy the pizzas for me, using my money.
Also fuck him, give him money. Or something like that.
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@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Same
Well your URL isn't your ham radio callsign now is it?
Yay FCC database!
No, but my DNS registration is very enlightening. (CC: Blakeyrat)
Yeah. Combine the two with me, and @Lorne-Kates could probably buy the pizzas for me, using my money.
Also fuck him, give him money. Or something like that.
Hey, if someone wants to help me live my life, I'm almost 40% for it.
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I don't like Pizza.
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@aliceif Are you a Loli?
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@aliceif 😱
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@Lorne-Kates said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@sloosecannon said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Steven
DOXXED!
Get ready for twenty seven pizzas!
BOOM!
{whips out credit card, pays for food, and delivery}
Man, all that free food will teach YOU a lesson about INTERNET JUSTICE!
You must really hate that guy to spend so much buying him pizza.
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@error said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
buying him pizza
He only orders Hawaii or pizza's with french fries on them. So there you are ... with a shitload of disgusting pizza's.
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@Luhmann or even worse, Pizza Pizza
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@bb36e said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Luhmann or even worse, Pizza Pizza
WHOA too far man, even as a joke, too far.
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@aliceif said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
I don't like Pizza.
Replicant identified. Send her in for processing.
Filed under: Food processing.
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@bb36e Are we talking Little Caesar's, or is this a brand I am (gratefully) unfamiliar with?
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@lolwhat Oh, my. Are we talking Rob Ford Seal of Approval bad here?
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@ScholRLEA Trip back from India. Case of "Delhi Belly" diagnosed just before leaving for the airport. 18 hour flight ahead. Imodium to the rescue! Hooray for lots of imodium!
3 days later. Get up, go to bathroom, start shaving. Am stood, naked, in front of mirror. What's that feeling in my … sploooooosh … oh dear god what have I done
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@ScholRLEA it's a national franchise, shitty and cheap mostly
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@bb36e 9, 6, 7! 11! 11!
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@bb36e said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
9, 6, 7
DOXXED!!!
[insert recursive pizza joke here]
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@ScholRLEA said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@aliceif Are you a Loli?
Not cute enough for that, sorry.
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@error Voight-Pizza test?
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@aliceif said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@ScholRLEA said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@aliceif Are you a Loli?
Not cute enough for that, sorry.
Also (well, maybe not "also") not young enough.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@lolwhat said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Um... No?
That's where they though I was too. Only off by about 3000mi.