Quotes Out of Context
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@Gąska said:
other ways to get oiled
that reminds me ... I should put some lube on my chain before going for a ride tomorrow
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
other ways to get oiled
that reminds me ... I should put some lube on my chain before going for a ride tomorrow
Being lubed is usually the better choice.
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@Tsaukpaetra
definitely ... I hate squeaky noises during a ride
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra
definitely ... I hate squeaky noises during a rideYeah, that's one thing that isn't solved by more vigorous rubbing...
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
And they did a boner. Several, in fact.
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@Tsaukpaetra's latest Amazon order:
3 Prong (4 Pack, Black, 8 Inch) - - Amazon.com
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Cox has been down for the past 19 hours.
There are blue pills for that...
Trust me, the blue 🔵🔵are worse!
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@error isn't very enthusiastic about doing his chores:
*sigh* I guess I'll just go out and have sex then.
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IRLooC:
I want to test the theory that he asked for it because he wants it.
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@topspin said:
I'm currently clocking in at about 150 hours [...] and still haven't finished.
Filed under: #TWSS
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I have no guns. I can't even take vengeance on Jesus!
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@Dragoon said:
it makes it so much easier than doing it by hand.
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@izzion is gonna have some fun tonight:
I volunteered for a foursome
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@MrL said:
Undercooked brat.
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This party y'all are having... why am I not invited?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
This party y'all are having... why am I not invited?
There was a post asking for participation in ... well, not allowed to link context, so
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@brie said:
Yes I know it's still small. Shut up, it works.
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@Gąska Very nice. I wish I could even say that was intentional bait, but it didn't occur to me at all.
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@Karla said:
clothes [...snip context...] are constantly falling off of me.
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A year and a half ago @Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
It is an attractive, trustful and horny corpse though. Prime wife material.
Now I want to know where I've got this from, but also kinda don't.
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@brie said :
successfully dock in under 3 minutes.
it's not a speed competition or are you expecting her husband back home or something?
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@error said:
This is actually not so hard, now that I'm figuring it out.
At least they make pills for when you’re too experienced.
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@blek said:
Fuck children
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blek said:
Fuck children
Catholic priest said:
Is there still time for that?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
let's do.... Sex!
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@dcon said:
mine's still up this morning
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@Applied-Mediocrity said:
I accidentially entered @levicki
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
To be fair, big asses can be easier than most... 😉
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
To be fair, big asses can be easier than most... 😉
Bearing in mind our relative inexperience with actual asses, big or otherwise, this time I will not consider your statement an attack on my profound cisgender straight hypermasculinity
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
To be fair, big asses can be easier than most... 😉
Bearing in mind our relative inexperience with actual asses, big or otherwise, this time I will not consider your statement an attack on my profound cisgender straight hypermasculinity
Just remind every party involved to clean before and after. It's not gay if you're not dirty?
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@izzion said:
Huh? Couldn't hear you, too busy wiping @anonymous234
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@HardwareGeek said:
I'm having trouble deciding where to put this.
Getting old is a bitch, but it beats the alternative.
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said:
I'm having trouble deciding where to put this.
Getting old is a bitch, but it beats the alternative.
My FIL is known to say that often.
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errorx666 said:
That one was right in my treasury! I'm so glad it didn't blow anything
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@error said :
Fucking ALL the documentation I find
Sounds like a good way to get some nasty paper cuts
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@TwelveBaud said:
I had fun writing my own duck fart encoder.
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@ChaosTheEternal said:
it took nearly 20 minutes of larger force swings, uncovered hammer straight onto the metal base, and some added lubricant to get the damn things separated.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ChaosTheEternal said:
it took nearly 20 minutes of larger force swings, uncovered hammer straight onto the metal base, and some added lubricant to get the damn things separated.
"these things are designed to be repeatedly connected and disconnected!"
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@abarker said:
That's 7.6 and 14 cm, respectively
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@Zecc said:
I'm struggling with the SS.
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@error said:
I feel like a huge swinging dick.
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@Zenith said:
I'm that idiot
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said:
I feel like a huge swinging dick.
Sadly, I couldn't find any "I love being black" meme.
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@Zenith went berserk at work:
Something just clicked this week and I finally destroyed the bosses
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@Tsaukpaetra's not having much luck with his date:
Fiddling with it for the last hour, I now get it to smile at me, but that's about it.
Edit: Nevermind, it is no longer smiling at me.