In other news today...
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@Tsaukpaetra That's not what I was expecting when the nurse said she was going to finish me off.
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@all_users said in In other news today...:
disgruntled vegetarians
I'd have left the sign as it was, but added another sign below it:
ATTENTION VEGETARIANS
If you are offended by this sign,
please do not patronize this pub
and we won't punch you in the nose for being narcissistic twats
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@all_users said in In other news today...:
The new sign should read "putting the cute back in charcuterie".
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@all_users Stupid title is stupid.
New pub owners changes old pub owners sign after town questionnaire is what the title should be. But than who would read the stupid fucking article.
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@HardwareGeek said in In other news today...:
10 of the 15 flats all belong to people other than the ones who think they bought them, and somehow that's the fault of the 10 individual purchasers, who apparently all screwed up their purchases in exactly the same way, and not the fault of the solicitors who processed the title of all the purchases. Yeah, and if you believe that, perhaps you'd be interested in purchasing this lovely
bridgeflat.
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The title is overzealous, but the fact that they are willing to look into the matter at all is baffling.
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@Dragoon I took that website seriously until I scrolled to the bottom and saw this:
Just kooks.
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@blakeyrat TIL the government is a hive mind.
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
@blakeyrat TIL the government is a hive mind.
Some day you'll have dealings with the government and you'll realize the hive is abandoned.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
the hive is abandoned.
I saw a movie that started out like that. It didn't end well for... mostly everyone.
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
the hive is abandoned.
I saw a movie that started out like that. It didn't end well for... mostly everyone.
Oh? I need suggestions. Someone else can eat my though...
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
TIL the government is a hive mind.
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@anotherusername HOLY SHIT
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@bb36e said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername HOLY SHIT
Know what's funny? The exact same thing happened to him 4 years ago, to the other leg.
Also, they dropped his stretcher as they were moving him into the ambulance.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
funny?
Yet another word for which we have different definitions!
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
funny?
Yet another word for which we have different definitions!
i assume @anotherusername meant "funny, weird" not "funny, ha ha"
if i'm wrong, please don't correct me.
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It appears Siberia can be somewhat... bubbly.
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@masonwheeler I could imagine that being part of the plot of a Mr Bean episode 😁
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
Yet another word for which we have different definitions!
@accalia said in In other news today...:
i assume @anotherusername meant "funny, weird" not "funny, ha ha"
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And I thought the HOAs in the US were bad:
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An update to what I posted yesterday about the Gadsden flag
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Fox said in In other news today...:
Yet another word for which we have different definitions!
@accalia said in In other news today...:
i assume @anotherusername meant "funny, weird" not "funny, ha ha"
.... I ASKED YOU NOT TO CORRECT ME!
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@accalia said in In other news today...:
.... I ASKED YOU NOT TO CORRECT ME!
You did? I must've conveniently ignored that.
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@JBert said in In other news today...:
It appears Siberia can be somewhat... bubbly.
Just waterlogged land, nothing to see here. ;)
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@accalia said in In other news today...:
.... I ASKED YOU NOT TO CORRECT ME!
You did? I must've conveniently ignored that.
it was literally the next sentence after the one you quoted! :'(
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@accalia Where? I don't see it.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
How did I miss this?
One of the games, 'Counter Strike: Source', was a game "played by nearly every known rampage killer", according to the president of Bavaria's crime office, Robert Heimberger.
Especially this line... I drink water I must be a spree killer in the making.
In other news, most CEOs found guilty of imbezzlement discovered to have also played a card-playing game known as "Solitare".
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@pydsigner said in In other news today...:
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
How did I miss this?
One of the games, 'Counter Strike: Source', was a game "played by nearly every known rampage killer", according to the president of Bavaria's crime office, Robert Heimberger.
Especially this line... I drink water I must be a spree killer in the making.
In other news, most CEOs found guilty of imbezzlement discovered to have also played a card-playing game known as "Solitare".
And they play it in their spare time while they're neglecting their jobs, the scoundrels!
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Missing from the article (and most others using that pic) is that the fact that the German vollyball player in the foreground is signing the word cunt behind her back.
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@all_users said in In other news today...:
Missing from the article (and most others using that pic) is that the fact that the German vollyball player in the foreground is signing the word cunt behind her back.
TBH that's what caught my eye first. Didn't even notice the other's attire.
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@Dragoon Look he also didn't tie his shoes. That's 5 years hard labor!
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@Dragoon This happened in Bournemouth too.
http://www.telephonesuk.co.uk/images/large/wiring_cab_bt3.jpg
Some guy repainted the old manky BT boxes (in the pic above) when they got rusty.
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16 year long hunger strike?
Guys... I think she was cheating.
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@blakeyrat said in In other news today...:
16 year long hunger strike?
Guys... I think she was cheating.@blakeyrat said in In other news today...:
She was arrested and has been force-fed ever since.
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@Fox The onebox ruins my joke.
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@blakeyrat I mean, if you're @anotherusername, it's probably still funny. A woman going on a hunger strike to protest too much law enforcement authority being arrested and force-fed for 16 years seems like his brand of humor. Or maybe that's @Polygeekery's.
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
@blakeyrat I mean, if you're @anotherusername, it's probably still funny. A woman going on a hunger strike to protest too much law enforcement authority being arrested and force-fed for 16 years seems like his brand of humor. Or maybe that's @Polygeekery's.
I prefer it when the punchline is about killing transhookers or gay furries.
Bonus points if it is about furries who are gay transhookers.
But @blakeyrat's joke was still funny.
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
Or maybe that's @Polygeekery's.
@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
But @blakeyrat's joke was still funny.
Nailed it!
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@Fox We are not all idiot #SocialJustice types with no sense of humor.
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@Polygeekery So now even protesting gross abuse of power is #SocialJustice to you? Do you still not see how fucked up this is?
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
@Polygeekery So now even protesting gross abuse of power is #SocialJustice to you? Do you still not see how fucked up this is?
You really do have shitty reading comprehension.
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@Fox There is a certain humor in it, it isn't the haha kind. But humor is multi-faceted and even at times quite disturbing.
Humor, is actually quite fascinating when you look at it beyond just your typical jokes.
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@Dragoon said in In other news today...:
humor is multi-faceted and even at times quite disturbing.
I'm quite familiar with this, yes.
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Don't you two have another thread you can argue about that in?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@JBert said in In other news today...:
It appears Siberia can be somewhat... bubbly.
Just waterlogged land, nothing to see here. ;)
Almost...
both methane and carbon dioxide poured out of the bubble when it was punctured
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@accalia said in In other news today...:
.... I ASKED YOU NOT TO CORRECT ME!
Um, actually, you ask[asjdfhaiuhdoac87!} {gets mauled}
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@lucas1 Because all the context I have is:
I'll just say: That's certainly the case in Warhammer 40,000