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RE: In other news today...
Vile John Hennigan, 50, was being sentenced by Judge Patricia Lynch QC when he told her she was "a bit of a cunt"
But, taking no prisoners, the judge immediately retorted: "You are a bit of a cunt yourself. Being offensive to me doesn't help."
Hennigan shouted back: "Go fuck yourself."
"You too," replied the judge.
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click here to read our t&c's for using our internet. oh.
so - you're in a random public house without wifi, but next door is a jury's inn hotel does have it, with an option of a free 24 hr free session
an interstitial pops up asking you to 'sign in' but you need to agree to the t&c's..
given that the t&c's are on an internet page and not locally hosted like that landing page, guess where clicking that link takes you?
door with goat 1
nope - a goatdoor with goat 2
another goatdoor with mony halls car
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Warning: Contains nuts*
Oh?
Nope - can't see the word 'peanuts' anywhere...
* INB4 peanuts are legumes, not nuts
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RE: target=_blank exploit
@cartman82 said in target=_blank exploit:
when you
left click the link aboveMy default muscle-memory middle-clicks - doesn't happen then.
Not that that's any excuse mind you...
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
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RE: :fire: SQL: sequel or ess-kew-ehl?
@Zecc said in SQL: sequel or ess-kew-ehl?:
How do you pronounce DOM?
"yes mistress!
oh
wait...
$SAFEWORD
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RE: In other news today...
In response, managers at the pub changed the sign to reading “it’s all about me”.
Comments in response to a questionnaire, which sought the views of residents ahead of drawing up a Local Plan, revealed three people were offended by the sign.
Latest posts made by all_users
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
This seems to be an appropriate place for this...
Honestly, I'm not that great of a developer. I'm not so much talented as competent and loud.
One internet, and possibly a separate thread, for the first to identify it.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx to be fair, English wasn't Jesus' first language. It didn't even exist when he was alive
But he was a middle eastern bod, who drank alcohol and who was best mates with people called Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. He had to be English...
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RE: In other news today...
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
because That's Different™
Hasn't mobile been different for the past couple of years? Paging @end. Oh… wait, he's banned..
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RE: In other news today...
@all_users said in In other news today...:
but since this could never go wrong
I was not disappointed. The offendotrons were out in force...
David Wright: "On one level it's a clear case of discrimination against people who do not have red hair and is therefore illegal. On the other hand they are equating people with red hair to orang-utans and is discriminatory. Take your pick."
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/seeing-red-zoo-s-promotion/story-22815748-detail/story.html
This reminds me when black and white people had to drink from a different water fountain.
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RE: Setting phpMyAdmin cookie timeout to 3 hours...
@cark said in Setting phpMyAdmin cookie timeout to 3 hours...:
Let's encrypt certificates are so cheap it's like they're free.
And so easy to implement with versions of Plesk before 12.5. Oh wait...
I started looking into doing my own scripting to do it, but got distracted by other things.
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RE: Setting phpMyAdmin cookie timeout to 3 hours...
Not that it's the only problem I've had.
I'm also having to deal with a particularly brain-dead ISP running the WiFi I'm currently using, since it's moving my exit-point IP every couple of minutes...
<Directory /usr/share/phpMyAdmin/>
AddDefaultCharset UTF-8<IfModule mod_authz_core.c>
# Apache 2.4
Require local
</IfModule>
<IfModule !mod_authz_core.c>
# Apache 2.2
Order Deny,Allow
Deny from All
Allow from 127.0.0.1
Allow from ::1
Allow from 86.149.109.59
Allow from 2.99.90.84
Allow from 94.118.0.0/16
Allow from 94.117.0.0/16
</IfModule>
</Directory>
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RE: target=_blank exploit
@cartman82 said in target=_blank exploit:
Bugs are for the WTDWTF forum software of the day. This is a wider issue.
Technically, it's both (hence the parenthetical comment...)