Get rid of old technologies!!!!!!!!!! Blakeyrat is an idiot for even attempting to use this forum
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men = male = strong silent types, with communication limited to "Ugg"
This is a language that has one spoken sound. The meaning is entirely contextual. Eg.
- Standing at cave entrance with club in hand = going hunting
- Standing at fire with club in one hand and dead animal in other = cook food
- Standing at sleeping furs with club in one hand and .... in other = ...
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I'm sure SJWs have a word for this kind of oppression!
If they don't, then SIW probably do.Filed under: what do Shitty Javascript Workarounds have to do with the Unix system administrators user privilege group, anyway?
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You're microaggressing me by not even bothering to google things up.
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You're microaggressing me by replacing the word search with Google.
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You're microaggressing me by capitalizing verbs.
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Goddamned.
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You're microagressing me by appropriating religious terms?
I don't know, I'm just going with the flow.
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You're microagressing me by not microagressing me!
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You're microagressing me by not microagressing me!
microagressception: we need to agress deeper.
.... what the fuck did i write?
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Fuck this shit.
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If I was at home, I'd post a picture of my last writer commission from Inedo.
Not pictured on that check would be: international money wire transfer fees, or Paypal processing fees.
Also, cheque.
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Fuck this shit.
Both fucking and shit are old technologies that should be eliminated.
Procreation: We have IUI and IVF. Putting body parts into other body parts is so out of date, Grandpa.
Recreation: We have machines that vibrate, and can manufacture perfectly acceptable body pillows. Do you know how many germs are on the average human being, and you want to lick THAT?Shit: A highly-concentrated all liquid diet can completely eliminate shitting from your daily life. Or switch to Nutri-Sure IV Drip and say goodbye to that clunky, out of date digestive system altogether! (Remember, only buy name-brand Nutri-Sure refill packs from an authorized vendor).
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Both fucking and shit are old technologies that should be eliminated.
But how would you eliminate old technologies if you can no longer eliminate?
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TIL
Satire over microaggressions, is a microaggression.
Stop microaggressing comedy.
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Gender Test: How many dalmatians in this image?
You mean I should know from just looking at them how many of those
dudesbiologically male looking persons identify as a dalmatian dog?
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It doesn't help that the dalmatian looking dog identifies as a biologically male looking person.
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You mean I should know from just looking at them how many of those dudesbiologically male looking persons identify as a dalmatian dog?
Nice fucking assuption. Are you ignoring the fire engine that identifies as a dalmatian? Jerk.
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Well, I know for a fact my browser has trouble knowing what to identify as.
So I'm not sure if I can trust the image that I'm looking at.
It may actually be a bunch of dogs holding two men by collars.
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Looking at the image again, and not being distracted by the "dogs of fire". I am curious.
What are those long thick tube things, the ones with the obvious head / cap thingies, that some of the firemen are holding?
I don't see them as BDA's
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Sorry, can you not nominated yourself for one of these then?
You can, but it kind of defeats the point.
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And no tabs if I see correctly, so Internet Explorer 6, right?
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I literally can't remember the last time I saw someone pay with a cheque for anything.
I see little old ladies write checks at the grocery store approximately monthly. I always want to tell them to give it to the damn cashier and let them run it through the register to auto-fill it, but that wouldn't save much time, because the kind of person who still uses checks in this day and age probably is also the kind of person who doesn't think about beginning the laborious process of digging the checkbook out of her pocketbook until after the cashier announces the total.
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I would love to change to paying my rent via direct debit or something, but my landlord only has the one tenant (me) so it's not worth her effort to set it up and the expense her bank would charge for it.
You can also do a direct EFT. You'd have to ask your bank--and your landlord's--if they charge for that. IIRC mine doesn't as long as the destination bank is American.
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What are those long thick tube things, the ones with the obvious head / cap thingies, that some of the firemen are holding?
Those actually look like they might be concrete-filled steel tubes like you put to keep people from driving off the road.
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You can also do a direct EFT.
-shrug- yeah but we've got this IOU system where she'll pick up things for me sometimes and add the cost to my rent and i'll do the same for her and deduct them from my rent. the biweekly checks make settling up convenient.
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You could actually still do that. I had to EFT a cousin money once. You go into your bank with the recipient's routing and account numbers and just tell them you want to wire money to someone. Your bank might even be set up to let you do it online instead.
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yeah. but this setup works for us and we're both le-lazy
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Or, if you use Wells Fargo, you can use online bill pay and you just need your landlord's mailing address. You punch in the amount to pay every two weeks and they'll mail a check for you. No more writing checks!
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Or, if you use Wells Fargo, you can use online bill pay and you just need your landlord's mailing address.
wel.... i don't have an account with them.... and see the lazy comment above. ;-)
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i don't have an account with them
Unless you're banking with Second Bank of Penobscot, Not NA, they probably have the same feature.
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She/he's earned herself/himself one since then anyway
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Women that are objectified
You mean they'd be a member of a class that implements
IFemaleHumanAdult
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The one on the right is a pretty hot bitch.
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Aaaand.... Google DayDream can't seem to find the dalmatian either...
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You go into your bank with the recipient's routing and account numbers and just tell them you want to wire money to someone.
How... quaint.Your bank might even be set up to let you do it online instead.
The implication that many aren't surprises me. It saves you time and saves them paying someone to sit behind a counter and put a transaction through for you, so it's the sort of thing I'd have thought they'd be encouraging you to do.I've had this functionality available (for any recipient with an Australian bank account) since we opened up our joint bank account 18+ years ago. (Before that I'm not sure; I didn't have a modem before I got married, so I don't know what my previous bank's online banking facilities were like back in 1996.) I've been paying my home loan this way for the last 10+ years, and also use it for our newspaper subscription and my youngest daughter's dance lessons, as well as occasional other things from time to time.
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I'm reasonably sure, somebody somewhere has developed a non-intrusive medical procedure to do that and is waiting for the demand.
No.... wait....there's a "do it yourself" procedure available - bol, bul, bulimea?
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The American banking system looks pretty primitive from here.
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Amen to that. I mean we're like the Fifth World, and even here you can just tell the magic computer box "send this amount of cash to that guy under that account number", and it's magically taken from your account and put into that guy's account.
And there are no processing fees for that, even.
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While I'm at it: Does anybody know the position of prostitution on this list, and should it get an exemption?
By definition, money has to have been invented before prostitution.
So let's get rid of money. As a bonus, the check "problem" will just disappear automagically.
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Your reply deserves more than a Like
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So let's get rid of money.
Then what am I supposed to pay the hookers with? How many chickens does it take to barter for Greek sex?
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That very much depends on the answer to the question: "What's a Greek Urn"
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Is it bigger than a bread box?
<yeah yeah, Greek Urn = Greek Earn
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By definition, money has to have been invented before prostitution.
Ever heard of a [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barter]barter[/url] economy?
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And yet they can use Square, Dwolla, Google Wallet, Apple Pay...
Of course, if any of those do win, it will just be PayPal 2.0 where a single company can decide to fuck your business over.
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I want to produce a replacement for cheques - based on the B Ark currency in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, as invented by the accountants ...
Take a digital image of a leaf with lots of veins in it. Produce a hash of that image file.
Assign a currency value to the leaf based on the hash and send that to your bank.
Send leaf to recipient. They perform the same imaging and hashing functions and contact the bank. If it matches, they have recieved your leaf and can have the currency transferred to them.Beats pratting around with FPGAs to make Bitcoins which will probably totally vanish when every single one has been created as a final joke.