ORMs are a freakin waste of time. Writing SQL by hand is at least twice as productive
Not really an ORM but no SQL:
Apparently "Adult-melon" is not an acceptable explanation.
Is it because it had a small hole bored in it?
Is the idea of the roasted beet "exactly the same number of human people would be willing to eat this"?
Is beet the same as beetroot? The dark red/purple stuff that stains everything it comes in contact with? Because roasted beetroot is fucking delicious.
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