The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid English is one of the official languages of India, but not of China.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Click the image, since it's guaranteed too small.
Why are the people on Fox News wearing headscarves?
@brie Worth the click.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid English is one of the official languages of India, but not of China.
You're arguing in favour of @obeselymorbid 's point.
If 'English as official language' is Criteria India is 1st else if India is 2nd China is 1st throw E_NO_RELEVANT_CRITERIA_FOUND else throw E_TDEMSYR
Filed under: Pretty sure this is valid Pythong
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys but they're dragging away the wrong person
That’s why he died with honor.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid English is one of the official languages of India, but not of China.
You're arguing in favour of @obeselymorbid 's point.
Maybe by largest they meant land area? But no, that can't be it because the US, Canada and Australia are all bigger than India.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
This is hiliarious.
He then went back to school to pursue a master’s degree in comparative literature at the University of Colorado Boulder..
Because the first one worked out so well. Why not dig the hole deeper?
Some people just don't understand...
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe by largest they meant land area? But no, that can't be it because the US, Canada and Australia are all bigger than India.
you forgot Russia, China and Brazil
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@TimeBandit Russia, China and Brazil don't have English as their official language.
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@hungrier India may have English as their official language, but it doesn't make them speak English either
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Russia, China and Brazil don't have English as their official language.
Neither does the US...
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@dcon Nor Australia, as I've just learned. I guess the meme was right all along
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid English is one of the official languages of India, but not of China.
You're arguing in favour of @obeselymorbid 's point.
If 'English as official language' is Criteria India is 1st else if India is 2nd China is 1st throw E_NO_RELEVANT_CRITERIA_FOUND else throw E_TDEMSYR
Filed under: Pretty sure this is valid Pythong
Maybe the criteria is based on the number of people who actually speak real English, and not just Hindiglish?
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National Spelling Bee ran out of words
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/31/us/national-spelling-bee-champions.html
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@El_Heffe
Should have continued with the contestants names ...
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Rohan prompted laughter in the 17th round as he recoiled at his errant pronunciation of “Gaeltacht.”
“Oh God,” he said, “I sound like I vomited.”That is not a correctly spelled English word, at least according to Chrome.
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@boomzilla Yeah, that one's not 'shopped at all.
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What Being a MMORPG NPC Would Be Like
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As seen
on TVin @Polygeekery's garage:(Not pictured: Flammenwerfer )
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As seen
on TVin @Polygeekery's garage:(Not pictured: Flammenwerfer )
Looks like it's missing the control module, otherwise a pretty good recreation of a Terminator unit...
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I heard you like trains so I put some trains on your train
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I retweeted this once, and got retweeted by someone with a shitload of followers. For months I was getting alerts split between people retweeting and people debunking it with the original pane which was something like solid advice
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
I may add, from personal experience: don't catch it when you drop it.
Yeah, this scar is not fading.
[edit]BTW, this also applies to scalpels.[/edit]
Also don't believe people who tell you that if you melt a blob of solder and let it fall a couple of feet onto your hand that it will have cooled down. Screw you, Adam
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I heard you like trains so I put some
trainslocomotives on your train<> Technically, a locomotive isn't a train unless it's pulling something (and then it's only part of a train), or at least could be pulling it; it's still a train even if it's not moving. </>
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>be mechanic
>customer complains that it sounds like golf balls in trunk
>replace wipers
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're about as out of time as it is possible to be
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're about as out of time as it is possible to be
We stole your heat.
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@loopback0 You can keep it!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're about as out of time as it is possible to be
We stole your heat.
:gigg-- oh wait, not that kind of heat...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I heard you like trains so I put some
trainslocomotives on your train<> Technically, a locomotive isn't a train unless it's pulling something (and then it's only part of a train), or at least could be pulling it; it's still a train even if it's not moving. </>
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@El_Heffe yeah bois!
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@bb36e if this were going to happen, it's better you've lost just a hand, and not something else.
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