⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...
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I bet you were thinking that when you read this
No. That would have been way cooler than what I was actually thinking.
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...when you highlight some text on a Google search results page and wait for the
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... when you take the people here seriously.
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... when you take the people here seriously.
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Mercifully, you used the normal version of that macro.
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normal version
Do I even want to know? I thought that this was the de-facto version...
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Do I even want to know?
No idea what @FrostCat was talking about, but I'm going to guess, "Probably not."
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Oh come on, you've all seen the one with the weird text that reads like a bad translation of "you keep using that word..." that gets used here a lot.
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played Khan in "Star Trek: Into Darkness"
What?
Damn, now I need to see that movie, if only for Boy Scout-Face Cumberbatch doing his impression of Khan.
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...when you highlight some text on a Google search results page and wait for the
...when you actually try to tap somewhere outside the page seeing that post.
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"You keep using that word, I think it means other than you think it means. Furthermore your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
is that the quote to which you refer?
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I am kind of impressed that you missed all the incredible hype about him being cast for that role.
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@ScholRLEA said:
... when you take the people here seriously.
You weren't taking @ScholRLEA seriously, were you?Of course you weren't.
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You weren't taking @ScholRLEA seriously, were you?
Of course you weren't.
Are you suggesting we start a category for serious discussions?
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@Zecc said:
You weren't taking @ScholRLEA seriously, were you?
Of course you weren't.
Are you suggesting we start a category for serious discussions?
YMBNH
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It wasn't my idea!
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Are you suggesting we start a category for serious discussions?
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But that's limited acces, and not everyone
knowsknew about it.
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YKYBSTMTOWTDWTFW you want a silver spoon for having earned the Spoon Holder Emeritus the fifth time. And complain of it not being awarded multiple times.
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YKYBSTMTOWTDWTFW:
I went into a store the other day, they had a range of cute hedgehogs to use as door stops. I actively looked for a similar fox, so I could put them together and take a photo. No luck :(
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I fail to see the problem there. It seems to me that @loose acted perfectly rationally in that situation.
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I didn't say it was irrational. I just said (not in so many words, obviously) that it's a conditioned reflex stemming from time spent here.
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To be honest: halfway through the exercise, because I was going to buy them I thought are you doing? Then I thought that posing them on the shelves to take photos would cause other shoppers and staff to go And as a bounus the virtual gifts would still be accepted.
it's a conditioned reflex stemming from time spent here.
abso fucking lutely. Now. Where do I go to get help?
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I was going to buy them
I see no problem there.
Then I thought that posing them on the shelves to take photos would cause other shoppers and staff to go
most likely, but so long as nothing got hurt they probably wouldn't care./me worked retail for 7 years in college before she got her first internship in the field
the virtual gifts would still be accepted.
:-D they would indeedWhere do I go to get help?
why do ytou think you need help? you sound like a perfectly well adjusted individual to me!
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abso fucking lutely. Now. Where do I go to get help?
If you tell me your adress and send HUGE amounts of money my way, I might get a fox and a hedgehog doorstopper for you and send them your way.
Filed Under: Your problem was the embarresment of buying them as I understand it!
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you sound like a perfectly well adjusted individual to me!
By TDWTF standards, maybe, but the mere fact that he's here is a pretty strong indication that he would not meet society-at-large's definition of "perfectly well adjusted." Yes, that's true of the rest of us, too. (E.g., a perfectly well adjusted person would not be reading and posting to an online forum at 03:06 local for no good reason.)
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It's the dreams, I have to stop the dreams. They.....they are talking to me...
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To be honest: halfway through the exercise, because I was going to buy them I thought are you doing? Then I thought that posing them on the shelves to take photos would cause other shoppers and staff to go
You're doing it wrong!
Take a selfie stick with you and make a selfie of yourself with the door stoppers! That will help you remain undetected.
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mandatory CollegeHumor video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj-CarSGo-4
Filed Under: You are welcome
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I went into a store the other day, they had a range of cute hedgehogs to use as door stops. I actively looked for a similar fox, so I could put them together and take a photo. No luck
From the swap meet, one of these things is not like the others:
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No, that one is looking to the right, as nearly all the others do too.
The leftmost one in the lower row is the different one - it's not only looking to the
wrong side but also has an orange spot where the brown plastic piece should be expected.wrongleftAnd it is successfully tempting the one behind it to Do It Wrong™ too.
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And what is it with the
rightleft fore-hoof of those on the upper shelf?
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And what is it with the right fore-hoof of those on the upper shelf?
The two that are not hidden behind other stuff look similar to a bovine hoof to me, albeit a bit pale.
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What about its lying down? And what is a lying down, anyways?
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Well, it's different to the others, and it might rain.
Besides, I really don't want to have to go through all that (you and me / you and I) again. But:
fingers crossed on "onebox" doing its stuff
Oh well, can't win every time
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What about its lying down? And what is a lying down, anyways?
On re-reading that, loose might be saying "it slying down" which must be some new slang Urban Dictionary doesn't have yet.
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YKYBSTMTOTDWTFW
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your avatar is among the Frequent Posters list of this topic
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you never see a two-digit number in a blue circle here
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you've bookmarked all 8 posts of this topic that don't apply to you
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Where do I go to get help?
I hear that there's an alternative forum to provide assistance in DoingItRight™
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...when after relating some childhood experience (or similar), you frantically search Google to confirm the facts you have remembered all your life, if only to reduce the fear of imminent death by pedantry
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You make a turkey burger that is actually really good and think to yourself that @boomzilla would hate it anyway. Because turkey.
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@Groaner said:
fistfight with a couple of hippies.
Hippies fight?
MAD magazine had an article on a fight between the hippies and the pigs. It was important to have the wind advantage against the hippies.
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...when the constant barrage of bigotry and pedantry etc (even when it is not directed at yourself) affects your mental state for the rest of the day
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And what is a day, anyway?
A mythical unit of time that measures productivity between waking up and going to sleep. There is no requirement that it be the same bed, or even the same geo-location.
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you never see a two-digit number in a blue circle here
I know what you mean!
Filed Under: Sorry for the 2 digit ones in between. I am still trying hard to get their numbers up but you guys just don't post enough!^