There's two pancakes.
But only one on the bunny's head. The other pancake is on a pancake.
There's two pancakes.
But only one on the bunny's head. The other pancake is on a pancake.
Was once waiting to check out in a CVS with some friends and spotted a big display of black cans with
1 0 L I V E S
printed on the labels. I thought "that's funny; they don't understand the significance of nine lives for cat food, so they just picked a nearby number for their knockoff". I picked up one of the cans for a closer look, and saw that the 1 at the beginning was missing. "Oh, this is really rich; they just took the nearest character on the keyboard and came up with 'zero lives', implying that your cat will be dead if it eats this."
I showed the can to one of the people I was with and said, barely suppressing an outright laugh: "look at this". She got a funny expression and said "I don't get it; what am I supposed to notice about this can of OLIVES?"
Boss: When can you finish project X?
Me [doing a quick calculation based on 640 hour estimate]: I should be able to have it done by May 1.
Boss: What about if I assign another resource to the project?
Me: Well, then, we should be able to finish by March 1.
Boss: What about if I assign two additional resources to the project?
Me: Well, then it should be done by February 10th or so.
Boss: Great! Let's get going.
That's how you'd like it to work. In reality, it should go something like this:
Boss: When can you finish project X?
Me [doing a quick calculation based on 640 hour estimate]: I should be able to have it done by May 1.
Boss: What about if I assign another resource to the project?
Me: Well, then, we should be able to finish by August 1.
Boss: What about if I assign two additional resources to the project?
Me: Well, then it can never be done.
Boss: In that case the project is cancelled. But start work on it right away anyway.
But Ava Gina is such a great name!
More family-friendly version: my sister and her husband chose the given names "Amanda Lynn" for their daughter. I've got a niece (now a Doctor of Pharmacy) named after an eight-stringed musical instrument.
It also looks like the speedometer in the apple picture is tilted, and if you look closely you can see what appears to be another set of numbers on the inside.So, yeah, not only is this person driving 70mph (or maybe 70kph) one-handed, they are also driving one-handed while eating, and then they're using the hand they're not eating with to take a picture.
That's your typical Apple owner for you.
Father and son don't appear phased at all.
My case:Managers ask programmers for deadline
Programmers say 4 to 6 weeks
4 weeks later programmers realize they suck at deadlines
Programmers work overtime and cry
Most of the places I've worked:
I need to set up a counterpart, a typical European breakfast as imagined by an American. An entire wedding cake dripping with fruit in syrup, a couple of large fish with the heads still on, blood sausage, an entire magnum of red wine, and three packs of unfiltered cigarettes.
I've only had arson-ic compulsions during my interactions with certain entities.
To be fair, they did have your stapler....
"keep in mind that primes can only end in 1, 3, 7, or 9"if you exclude 2, and 5 from that statement as being "trivial" then it is accurate. ay even number has two as a divisor, so the only even number prime is 2, and any number ending in 5 must be divisible by 5 and so 5 is the only prime with a ones digit of 5.
So you adjust your wording: "keep in mind that multi-digit primes can only end in 1, 3, 7, or 9".
Could never make up my mind if Aronofsky's surreal film π should be counted.Why not? What are you, some kind of latinicist?
Not me, IMDb.
Same site that got all the Icelandic names right in Ben Stiller's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", when the movie's own credits butchered them.
Some years ago I happened to watch both M (the thriller with Peter Lorre as a serial killer) and Z (Costa-Gavras's political potboiler) on the same day. I wondered just how many other movies there were with one-letter titles (I vaguely remembered a John Leslie porn fantasy called F, but some sources gave the full title as F...and Lots of It, and if I accepted that as the official title I'd be inclined to disqualify it.)
Could never make up my mind if Aronofsky's surreal film π should be counted.
He's not trolling them, he's incrementally creating squirrels that can fly. Horrid bat-like things.
I know! We should do a Kickstarter to produce a Battlefield Earth/Leonard Part 6/Pluto Nash crossover set on Kashyyk! With Kevin Costner, Pauly Shore, Tommy Wiseau, and Adam Sandler in the lead roles, and Michael Cimino co-directing with Uwe Boll!Huh, I was expecting to get at least one good "Why would you do that?" out of this. SON I AM DISAPPOINT.
Maybe if you'd thrown in Joe Piscopo or Carrot Top....
However, 19-year-old Rusty Shackleford of Lombard, in line to attend the
Trump rally, said he was there to "support the man who wants to make
America great again."
Rusty Shackleford? BWAHAHAHAAA!!!
A Swedish doctor who has previously hit the headlines for using a controversial 'anal massage' technique to cure various aches and pains has had his licence revoked.
Darn. And just when business was looking up.
@Lorne_Kates said:
Making fun of people's incorrect usage of "ironic" by referencing Alanis Morrisette--
Canadians, amirite?