Florida Man goes to...
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@mott555 You know someone is really crazy when they go outside naked in Canadian weather
I've only been to Canada once. It was winter, and it was warmer there than at home in the States.
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@mott555
Those evil Canadians, causing global warming just to get days without snow cover.
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...Walmart!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...Walmart!
Pedophile!
Don't jump to conclusions, she identifies as a 43 year old.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...Walmart!
How much for the little girl? – 00:17
— Captain2Clip
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...war with Linux!
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...the public library!
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@boomzilla that's Pasco county. They're special even for Florida.
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@masonwheeler said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall So who do the people in Pasco County say is special?
Filed under: Floridaception!
It's probably something unprintable. Pasco county is seriously rural and hick-esque.
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... his own house, only to be scared away by a snake.
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@JBert 8 feet is hardly a giant by boa standards. Females can grow up to 14 feet, and 8 feet is fairly common for males. And both are small potatoes compared to reticulated pythons, which can be over 20 feet.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert 8 feet is hardly a giant by boa standards. Females can grow up to 14 feet, and 8 feet is fairly common for males. And both are small potatoes compared to reticulated pythons, which can be over 20 feet.
You call that a snake...
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert 8 feet is hardly a giant by boa standards. Females can grow up to 14 feet, and 8 feet is fairly common for males. And both are small potatoes compared to reticulated pythons, which can be over 20 feet.
You call that a snake...
It's a snek!
@Tsaukpaetra said in đť The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466096746343432193/496051116962742276/image0.jpg
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...find a way to hide his drugs!
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Florida Woman goes to Godwin's Law!
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
reticulated pythons
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@Zecc Ohhhhh man! That takes me back
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@boomzilla That looks more like something going to the Florida Man.
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
Don't jump to conclusions, she identifies as a 43 year old.
BUT SHE LOOKS 17!!!!!!
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...steal a police car!
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Filed Under: Nope thread is
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@boomzilla Classic...
"It's no good drinking and driving," he said, while smoking a joint on the video.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...steal a police car!
How the fuck can they fuck up an article that badly? It left out the single most significant detail: who got shot.
I mean, I can assume, and I'm guessing that I'd probably be right, but really, come on...
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... the Alligator Farm.
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The end result is a little less scary than this onebox seems to indicate:
Spoilers follow
No victim was found among the scaly enclosure's inhabitants, just a bloody trail to the top of a nearby 20-foot-tall structure.
Then came the calls to police that solved the mystery, and led to the arrest of a 23-year-old Green Cove Springs man charged with burglary and criminal mischief, according to the St. Augustine Police Department.
The first came at 6:50 a.m., a neighbor saying a suspicious person was crawling in a Holly Lane backyard across Anastasia Boulevard from the 125-year-old park, clad only in underwear, said police spokeswoman Cecilia Aiple. Then came a call from the Alligator Farm reporting some serious vandalism, she said.
When asked for his view on the facts:
When Hatfield was questioned by police, he first said he had been attacked by an alligator, the report said. Then he said he ran into an old man who had one on a leash, and he ended up "surrounded by all these baby alligators."
"He said the old man had a pool in his garage with all these alligators and the old man was feeding him to his alligators," the report said.
But then:
Hatfield was taken to Flagler Hospital but tried to leave and was caught as he got into a retention pond surrounded with barbed wire, the report said. Placed under arrest, he was returned to the hospital for surgery to his foot and a possible broken ankle from jumping off a roof at the Alligator Farm, the report said.
The vandalism caused more than $5,100 in damage, the arrest report said.
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@JBert
Unsure whether to thank you or ď¤ you for spoiling the article.So I'll just post this one instead...
Florida Woman Goes To Keep Her Home
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert
Unsure whether to thank you or ď¤ you for spoiling the article.Alright, I hid it behind a fold.
Meanwhile, Florida Man gets to pick up their lost camel:
The Florida Woman whose huge Asian water monitor lizard escaped might not get it back though after being outside for a while:
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Florida women go to the school bus stop!
Tiffani Cruz just got out of the hospital. Cruz defends why she smashed a coffee mug over the head of another mom.
âIt was self-defense over an incident that made no sense,â she said.
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Are you a Florida man? Or do you just like gawking at the trashy Florida craziness? (r/trashy is pretty good for that).
I grew up there and moved to OR for college.
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@Polygeekery He was just jamming after eating his noodles.
Real kicker is that according to the linked article they only knew about that guy after someone else broke into the place, drank some beers and stole other stuff worth $500. When they reviewed the security cam footage they saw the naked guy on the video as well.
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@JBert LOL I hope they don't rake him over the coals for it then.
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...the bottom of a well.
Why?
Well...
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@anotherusername Well, he did do it. Climb down.
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@Polygeekery It's the bongos that elevate that from Weird to Very Florida
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Polygeekery He was just jamming after eating his noodles.
Real kicker is that according to the linked article they only knew about that guy after someone else broke into the place, drank some beers and stole other stuff worth $500. When they reviewed the security cam footage they saw the naked guy on the video as well.
Which makes you wonder how many Florida incidents we are not aware of...
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@Vault_Dweller said in Florida Man goes to...:
Which makes you wonder how many Florida incidents we are not aware of...
So ... Florida needs more Bongo's?
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Upping the mugshots...
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@CHUDbert Stupid missing Oxford comma. I was thinking the joker didn't have that large a neck.
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@Zecc said in Florida Man goes to...:
@CHUDbert Stupid missing Oxford comma. I was thinking the joker didn't have that large a neck.
I was wondering...
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@GÄ ska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Captain said in Florida Man goes to...:
How do they know they were white supremacist?
the guns were black, duuhhh!