The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.facebook.com/GourmandizeOfficial/videos/2331954543487777/
What's funny is that the video is all just one clip repeated six times.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.facebook.com/GourmandizeOfficial/videos/2331954543487777/
What's funny is that the video is all just one clip repeated six times.
They probably got a "Video not long enough" error and so copy-pasted it a few times to get past it.
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Longer post.
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Couldn't take a cell phone picture because I was on a motorcycle, but I recently saw a bumper sticker that said "No baby on board, feel free to crash into me."
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Bad design
https://i.imgur.com/qdWdxWU.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/HJ9TQqo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/KHqr8tE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/iguhr1H.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GSKUDCL.jpg
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For a moment I saw sure that was a butthole.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For a moment I saw sure that was a butthole.
Now I'm curious where in that picture can you possibly see a butthole?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For a moment I saw sure that was a butthole.
Now I'm curious where in that picture can you possibly see a butthole?
Added pink-ish lines for demonstration. I did say it was only for a moment.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one-box should be flown as our official flag.
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one-box should be flown as our official flag.
Especially with the “Nutter Butter” label…
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@r10pez10
I think that link sets a record for the most words in a @r10pez10 posthasn't he posted crossword puzzles before?
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Kalink: http://komplexify.com/blog/2018/01/08/american-woman/
Edit: okay, now I've noticed you did correctly link the image to the website, so I could have just clicked it instead.
Still, the link in this post is more obviously linkish and clickable.
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one-box should be flown as our official flag.
I expect broken links when I'm reading 5 year old threads, but this is just ridiculous. Just a couple hours late and now I will never know what was supposed to be our official flag.
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@obeselymorbid Huh, it must have attracted too much angry reactions or so.
That Twitter post contained a picture of a kitten in a cage at some animal shelter. Next to it was the "id placard" with on top of it a notice along the lines of "This kitten learned that screaming means attention! Don't pet when it screams, rather give it attention and cuddles when it has been silent for a while".
The Twitter poster then added a caption like "this applies for this entire site".
Of course cat ladies didn't see the joke and instead started bashing the picture: "my kittens would never do that", "you're not giving it ANY love at ALL?!?", and "if you don't want it meowing then don't put it into a cage you monster!"; as if the people at the animal shelter wouldn't know a bad case when they see it.
Oh, and @dkf was talking about the candy wrapper which someone stuck to the placard.
Filed under: Major Exposition away!, WOOSH
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@PJH for some "fun" down the pub? :-D
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH for some "fun" down the pub? :-D
Sadly, no - just for a photo.
The bone itself wouldn't last 5-10 minutes - given how much he greeds while in the pub and how quickly he eats stuff, you'd think he never gets fed..
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@r10pez10
I think that link sets a record for the most words in a @r10pez10 posthasn't he posted crossword puzzles before?
Weren't the puzzles all numbers, not words?
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@JBert Or, if a picture is worth a thousand words:
Sample cat lady response:
how about taking the kitten out of the cage and holding her/him when the cries start? This is a baby in need of love!!!!! WTF is wrong with people. Also, those are crappy cookies and an awful name.🙄
Because that teaches him to scream. Cuddling him when he is quiet teaches him to be quiet. Same idea as not petting puppies when they jump on you.
As a woman who's raised rescues and taken in over 100 cats since 1974, I have to disagree. I'm waaaaay older than the average twitterite. Sometimes, it's a stress reaction.
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@hungrier I thought that site only snapshots on demand. So somebody really did go out to save it? Nice!
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@JBert AFAIK it is on demand only, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was some bot action involved (e.g. someone posted it to some subreddit that has an auto archive bot)
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As a woman who's raised rescues and taken in over 100 cats since 1974, I have to disagree. I'm waaaaay older than the average twitterite. Sometimes, it's a stress reaction.
I think crazy cat ladies know one thing or two about cats.
@ben_lubar does any of that happen in that cat shelter you volunteer?
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, I remember calling it "Captain Themyscira: The First Justice Leaguer" back when it came out. (Unfortunately it was in a StackExchange comment that appears to have vanished since then, as comments are wont to do on SE sites.)
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@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, I remember calling it "Captain Themyscira: The First Justice Leaguer" back when it came out.
Wow you are a comic genius.
@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Unfortunately it was in a StackExchange comment that appears to have vanished since then, as comments are wont to do on SE sites.)
This is the one time I agree with them deleting the fuck out of content.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can also apply to Jewish Career Options.
You would probably have to replace "Engineer" with "Accountant".
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can also apply to Jewish Career Options.
You would probably have to replace "Engineer" with "Accountant".
Not to mention it's missing "Banker" and "Filmmaker".
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can also apply to Jewish Career Options.
You would probably have to replace "Engineer" with "Accountant".
Not to mention it's missing "Banker" and "Filmmaker".
I mean, as far as "Filmmaker" goes, would getting caught up in #MeToo really be any different than "Disgrace To Family"?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lies, damn lies, statistics.
I'm a little surprised that nobody has reported this to the folks at http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations yet.
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@da-Doctah I strongly doubt it even correlates if you don't cherry-pick years.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lies, damn lies, statistics.
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