Write your own obituary tagline
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Remembering Ben Lubar: the first man to go to Mars by accident
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@ben_lubar
Never, ever take that lift from a red tesla
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"He's dead, and thank Christ for that."
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And thus, the world is a little less strange.
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Thrashbarg: Life will be a very great deal less weird without you!
Arthur: Do you know, I think that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me?
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Number of visitors since [date of death]:
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Respawning in 5...
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410 Gone
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Interesting:
The page hit counter registers about twice as many visitors as the forum does.
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@gurth Refreshing the page increments the page hit counter but (I think) NodeBB's view counter.
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@gurth said in Write your own obituary tagline:
Interesting:
The page hit counter registers about twice as many visitors as the forum does.
As long as a post including the actual counter is in the last post, everyone who views the topic list will hit it and increase the counter, regardless if they visit the topic or not.
Or I might be
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All things being considered, I'd rather not be dead.
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Here lies boomzilla.
Keep off the grass.
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@potatoengineer said in Write your own obituary tagline:
All things being considered, I'd rather not be dead.
Here doesn't lie @PotatoEngineer
Memorial erected by mistake
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@onyx said in Write your own obituary tagline:
410 Gone
This might be appropriate for Tim Berners-Lee's grave, along the same lines as:
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"He took plenty of other people with him"
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Here lies a dedicated musician, a humble poet and an excelent lover.
Zecc was very specific about his funeral arrangements.
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When I'm having a down day, I expect my obituary to be 404 Person Not Found.
On a better day, I'd expect it to be something like with a pun in it.
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Poor @zecc, we knew him well. When we could figure out what he was spelling, at least.
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503: Person to busy to service your request.
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Sarcastic, always witty with a clever yet always pessimistic outlook. Doom. Darkness. Bad luck. That was her. She will never forgotten ...(thanks to the incurable disease she gave us. LMAO! 🤣😂😁😎 Good times, Good times...)
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Here lies @Tsaukpaetra, who got all the bitches, but never found a human wife.
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Not quite a tag line, but this obit is savage AF.
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@lolwhat This is on-your-face "we're glad that you're dead" obituary. sad.
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Here lies @MrL, he understood many things, just not the ones that matter.
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Here lies @Jenkinsc . It couldn't create a file and died.
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I
kill -9the wrong process
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His phallus was enormous.
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@captain said in Write your own obituary tagline:
His phallus was enormous.
That sounds like a phallusy
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@jaloopa God dammit you stole my joke.
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Here lies Doctor Jones.
KHAAAAN!
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"loopback0 is out of the office with limited access to email"
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@loopback0 Tech support for Hell must be a real pain in the ass, since everything would be always overheating.
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"Zecc was deadlocked on lock resources with another process and has been chosen as the deadlock victim."
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Here lies @Polygeekery. No smoking. His corpse is extremely flammable.
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Here lies @mott555. His pacemaker auto-rebooted without permission for Windows Updates and spend six hours doing an in-place upgrade.
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"see you soon"
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The world was his oyster. Unfortunately, he was allergic to seafood
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Finally.
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Look out, he's behind you!
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Belgium!
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I think the crater left by my high-explosive filled corpse will be sufficient marking.
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@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
my high-explosive filled corpse
Farts are not high-explosive
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@Luhmann said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
my high-explosive filled corpse
I think he was referring to the ethanol content, rather than the flatus. (But not high-explosive either.)
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@Luhmann said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
my high-explosive filled corpse
Farts are not high-explosive
I wonder if trinitrotoluene is digestible?
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@tharpa
His original meaning is a
to my joke
