The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, we never acclimated our bitch to that. As a consequence she's deathly afraid of the Clippers and will hide if someone even mentions nails. Now she has inch long nails and has issues walking, but I haven't the time to sedate her at a vets so we can cut her feet off...
Reminds me... time to get the Dremel out... (Hey boy, wanna go out? hehehe)
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tru dat. And what no one tells you, with very small children the nail can just COME OFF.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tru dat. And what no one tells you, with very small children the nail can just COME OFF.
I read somewhere to do it while they sleep which worked in the beginning when she was very little.
Then I started just using an emery board.
I still can't do it.
So she only gets her nails cut when she visits my husband's ex.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess there's something more plural that a simple plural?
Yall is for a small group.
All yall is either for a large group in which you'd have to turn/pan after holding your hands out to include everyone, or it references people in a group that aren't present.For example. Two of my cousins are with me. "Yall" references just the two. "All Yall" references the two and their brothers/sisters who aren't present.
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@xaade interesting. That's a usage I haven't heard. I didn't grow up in the South, and I've only lived in central Florida which isn't really the deep South. That might explain that.
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I can't think of a time that I've heard All Yall used to reference a handful of people, ever.
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@El_Heffe
Liar Liar Lawyer on fire!
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Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames
Really? That must have been specta-
Stephen Gutierrez, who was arguing that his client’s car spontaneously combusted and was not intentionally set on fire, had been fiddling in his pocket as he was about to address jurors when smoke began billowing out his right pocket, witnesses told the Miami Herald.
After jurors were ushered out, Gutierrez returned unharmed, with a singed pocket
So, they didn't actually burst into flames: they just smouldered a bit and gave him an owie.
/me wishes news outlets would stop sexing up their headlines just to get clicks
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fiddling in his pocket
Needs more lube, or to slow down his fiddling
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@Luhmann lawyer, lawyer, pants on fire, shirley?
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/images/uploaded/comics/3/4/7/34709fba98WI6.jpg
Anyone heard from his brothers, Willy and Peter?
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd not be surprised to learn that Mr. Bean's daughter inherited a few of his quirks...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd not be surprised to learn that Mr. Bean's daughter inherited a few of his quirks...
What, beating kids to death?
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Explanation of why Amazon Echo and similar are so popular despite all the potential privacy and security issues:
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// This next line may seem redundant but is required to get around a bug in IE // that doesn't set the parser.hostname or parser.protocol correctly for relative URLs. // See https://gist.github.com/jlong/2428561#gistcomment-1461205 parser.href = parser.href;
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@DoctorJones It does link to the source of the hack...
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@Polygeekery
"This damn healer isn't keeping me alive so I can keep hitting the boss"
- The DPS, Pompeii, 79 A.D.
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If not ... I want my money back
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That's an odd litter of puppies you have there
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the article:
Last year, a Naples man filed suit in Miami-Dade after an e-cigarette exploded in his mouth, leaving him in a coma.
That's not much of a coma if you can still sue people
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's an odd litter of puppies you have there
Sort of a petting zoo. Not a patch on this little immersive experience, mind you:
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's an odd litter of puppies you have there
That's a mispost. It should be in emergency cute things instead.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's an odd litter of puppies you have there
Sort of a petting zoo. Not a patch on this little immersive experience, mind you:
That one is more like a reverse sushi girl for the cat.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"If we infringe all the copyrights they cancel each other out, right?"
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