The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My first job out of high school was at a Wendy's. They had a big walk-in fridge where they kept the hamburger meat. It had a walk-in freezer where various other things were stored, but not the hamburger. Unless things have changed a lot in the intervening years, they're telling the truth here.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK I find it pretty hard to believe that beef patties which were frozen properly (flash frozen), kept frozen for a not-excessive length of time, then defrosted properly and used promptly will be significantly different in taste or texture than the same beef patties if they were instead refrigerated and used promptly.
You don't appreciate a well prepared meat, that's why @lucas1 didn't invite you for beefs.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK I find it pretty hard to believe that beef patties which were frozen properly (flash frozen), kept frozen for a not-excessive length of time, then defrosted properly and used promptly will be significantly different in taste or texture than the same beef patties if they were instead refrigerated and used promptly.
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@anotherusername I can tell the difference between the crap that most people think is meat and what I get from the butchers.
Joe Rogan hunts and he says he can tell the difference between a lazy animal and one he hunts
So I can totally believe it.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything to avoid having to run a story with a photo of brown suspects, eh?
For real, though, whoever thought that it'd be a good idea to make a joke on that story needs to reexamine their sense of professionalism. That's the sort of topic that you joke about to people who know you have a morbid sense of humor. It's grossly inappropriate for something that's put out to the general public.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername I can tell the difference between the crap that most people think is meat and what I get from the butchers.
Joe Rogan hunts and he says he can tell the difference between a lazy animal and one he hunts
So I can totally believe it.
You're talking about totally different beef, not the same exact beef fresh frozen vs. fresh "never-frozen". If you took two identical fresh "never-frozen" Wendy's ground beef patties, froze one of them overnight, and then cooked them up and served them side by side for a blind taste test, I doubt anyone would be able to notice any difference.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
lack-of-bukkit
I migrated to spigot a while ago, not sure if it's still popular though...
It's complete bullshit and probably incompatible with the current version of Minecraft, but it does have more realistic water physics than stock Minecraft.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am now advocating for a V8
mustangwhen going for software dev.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am now advocating for a V8
mustangwhen going for software dev.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
here is a cat looking after kittens...
I love that (I'm irrationally fond of diggers and similar machines), but in what way is the big digger a cat? Does that not refer to vehicles with caterpillar tracks? Or am I ing somewhere?
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@CarrieVS
The Caterpillar brand commonly gets shortened to CAT.
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@CarrieVS www.cat.com
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@CarrieVS See also:
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, 404 errors can bend to make me Nautilus too...
WTF keyboard!
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, 404 errors can bend to make me Nautilus too...
WTF keyboard!I distinctly remember not saying a zero-width space after the URL.
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@Zecc I wondered how long it would take for a Sinbad joke to appear.
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@RaceProUK I'm sure the kids at school never picked on him!
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@bb36e from the looks of him, he probably didn't need to use Force Crush if anyone made fun of his name.
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This is, of course, in the wrong topic since calculator reviews aren't funny.
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Happy Birthday to my Star Wars princess:
https://www.askideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Happy-Star-Wars-Day-May-The-Fourth-Be-With-You-Darth-Vedar-Teaching-Students-Poster.jpghttps://pics.onsizzle.com/hey-guys-may-the-fourth-be-with-you-livememe-com-its-2985994.png
https://www.askideas.com/media/30/May-The-Fourth-Be-With-You-Darth-Vedar-Happy-Star-Wars-Day.png
and for fans who are also Catholic:
https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/cover-24.jpg?quality=65&strip=all
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@wharrgarbl said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You don't appreciate a well prepared meat
???
(I can't believe you all missed this opportunity.)
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
here is a cat looking after kittens...
I love that (I'm irrationally fond of diggers and similar machines), but in what way is the big digger a cat? Does that not refer to vehicles with caterpillar tracks? Or am I ing somewhere?
Caterpillar ("Cat") is the name of the company. Anything made by them may occassionally be referred to as "a cat".
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm fond of diggers
You mean earthmover-americans
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There is an unofficial Google Hangouts app in the Windows Store that advertises itself with this screenshot:
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I received this in the mail this morning 😂😂😂
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@marczellm said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is an unofficial Google Hangouts app in the Windows Store that advertises itself with this screenshot:
DO NOT DISTURD
(also, picture preserved for posterity)
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@apapadimoulis unveils the new wtf backronym
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@DoctorJones
I teach but I'm not sure I get much worship from my friends.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Guy Chapman is the most redundant name ever.
I thought it was Torpenhow Hill.
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For real, though, whoever thought that it'd be a good idea to make a joke on that story needs to reexamine their sense of professionalism.
Not sure if posted elsewhere, but:
http://www.unilad.co.uk/tv/bbc-make-really-awkward-fck-up-before-madeleine-mccann-documentary/
Anyway:
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@coldandtired That must have made a few dents...
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
DO NOT DISTURD
(also, picture preserved for posterity)
Thanks. Also, what's a felper?
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@marczellm said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is an unofficial Google Hangouts app in the Windows Store that advertises itself with this screenshot:
What is a "Felper"?
Edit:
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