2016 Election
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Why not @Zoidberg? @zoidberg1 for VP
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@Onyx said in 2016 Election:
more in the spirit of the forums
Or is cunt more in the spirit of the forum
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@Luhmann said in 2016 Election:
@Onyx said in 2016 Election:
more in the spirit of the forums
Or is cunt more in the spirit of the forum
I love you too, you brillant man!
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I vote for @swayde, the only person i know not to be blakey ( or the Fox)
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@swayde said in 2016 Election:
I vote for @swayde, the only person i know not to be blakey ( or the Fox)
Nice try @boomzilla. Nice try.
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@Karla said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
@error said in 2016 Election:
@Karla said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
You need to get them across the river, but You can't leave Polygeekery alone with Fox or Fox alone with Accalia?
Exactly. We can't have the
modselected officials doing work around here!@Polygeekery said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue So you want the first case of the VP assassinating the President, eh?
Hm, that is admittedly a problem with my plan.
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@dkf I totally want to grab them.
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100% true fact that nobody can dispute on Tuesday, an orange-faced joke-man will go away and stop trying to be king.
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@dse said in 2016 Election:
@lucas1 said in 2016 Election:
@dse Sorry what did you say I was busy deleting emails.
Prepare yours and your family's PUSSIES. ALL PUSSIES MUST BE GRABBED!!
Women have now learned how to prevent that.
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@Onyx time to rally up support for my vote.
A vote on @boomzilla is a vote on all of us!
Vote @boomzilla, because together we are stronger!
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In the American tradition of keeping dynasties goingg and things, I nominate @presidentsdaughter. Maybe @the_dragon as vice president
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I vote @apapadimoulis and @PJH because im pro-establishment.
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@r10pez10 has never said anything I don't agree with.
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@Zecc said in 2016 Election:
@r10pez10 has never said anything I don't agree with.
I should make that my sig.
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@Polygeekery said in 2016 Election:
So you want the first case of the VP assassinating the President, eh?
Tried and failed.
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Tsaukpaetra said in 2016 Election:
how about bots ?
How would we handle a group being in charge? Especially a group of bots?
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If I'm elected I'll increase the time we have to delete stuff
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in 2016 Election:
@error said in 2016 Election:
@Karla said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
You need to get them across the river, but You can't leave Polygeekery alone with Fox or Fox alone with Accalia?
Solution: get accalia across. Polygeekery can pay his own fare once he is done with Fox.
I like the cut of your jib.
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I vote for @PythonBot, because what could be better than a President who will unquestioningly execute any Python script he sees?
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@Jaloopa said in 2016 Election:
In the American tradition of keeping dynasties goingg and things, I nominate @presidentsdaughter. Maybe @the_dragon as vice president
Dammit! Why did I have to let her go! I could have had a puppet regime!
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I'd like to thank you all for your support, and on behalf of me, my supporters, and my entire campaign team, I would like to say, I will make WTDWTF great again!
You may have heard of scandals involving a private Forum server. These allegations are false, and I will hire a special prosecutor to figure out who leaked them to wikileaks. I will also build a firewall to keep all these illegal packets from ever harming us again.
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Wait, who TF is that?!?! I click the user icon and @error happens!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in 2016 Election:
Wait, who TF is that?!?! I click the user icon and @error happens!!!
You know what they say.
Filed under: @error happens
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Dear future president, whoever you are. When putting together your cabinet, think of me for an Appropriations position.
Fuck you, give me money.
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@Lorne-Kates said in 2016 Election:
Fuck you, give me money.
Sorry, but after the tax cuts I promised and the usual stealing, there will be no money left. In fact, the forum debt will increase threefold within the next week.
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@asdf said in 2016 Election:
the tax cuts I promised
You're not actually supposed to go through with them. Promising is enough these days.
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@sloosecannon
All packets should have equal rights
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@cvi said in 2016 Election:
Promising is enough
these days.Claiming you're lowering taxes while you're actually raising them has been practiced at least since the Reagan administration.
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@asdf If you like your moderation policy you can keep it!
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@boomzilla said in 2016 Election:
If you like your moderation policy you can keep it!
I have a good reply to that, but it certainly doesn't belong in this thread and category.
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@asdf said in 2016 Election:
Claiming you're lowering taxes while you're actually raising them has been practiced at least since the Reagan administration.
My statement wasn't intended to be limited to taxes, but was more general regarding promises made
while campaigning.Even so ... you are right, of course.
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@dkf said in 2016 Election:
@ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
LGBT TCP/IP?
LGBTCP/IP.
My first official act will be to eliminate
don't ask, don't tellUDP
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@Lorne-Kates said in 2016 Election:
don't ask, don't tellUDP
Aaaahah.
That's clever. I see what you did there.
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@thegoryone said in 2016 Election:
PHP
@thegoryone said in 2016 Election:
ColdFusion
I mean, do we have to? They both suck....
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@thegoryone said in 2016 Election:
I will also pledge to keep Oracle out of schools.
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I promise an upvote in every post and a trolleybus in every garage!
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When the Trolleybus Garage sends us its people, it's not sending its best. It's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.
I pledge to build a wall around the Trolleybus Garage. It will be the best wall. I know walls, it'll be a great wall. And once we've built the wall and made the Garage pay for it, I have a great plan. It'll be great. I made the plan, it's the best plan. We're going to bomb the shit out of the Trolleybus Garage. We're going to knock the hell out of them. And we're going to send in oil companies to take their oil. Trust me. It'll be great.
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@Fox I know more about the Trolleybus Garage than the moderators do. They don't know much because they're not winning. I'm going to convey my top moderators and give them a simple instruction. They will have 30 days to submit to the Office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating the Trolleybus Garage.
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@Fox We need @moderator
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@asdf said in 2016 Election:
Claiming you're lowering taxes while you're actually raising them has been practiced at least since the Reagan administration.
It works for spending, why wouldn't it work for taxes?
Back on topic: Don't vote for me. All I would do is un-ban @clippy.
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@antiquarian Free @Clippy!
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I vote @aliceif - who here would not want to see her public works projects? And the increase in funding toward the development of new colors of paint!