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@brie said:
just as long as I can handle the not killing
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@dcon said:
@Parody said:
prove you can still read.
I haven't done that part in YEARS!
Fortunately, that's not a barrier to posting.
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
I can't believe it's fucking
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@hungrier said:
[It] got really huge
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@Applied-Mediocrity said:
My god, it's so large, heavy and green, I love it!
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fuck the police it's Hebrew time
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@Maciejasjmj said:
you realy want to keep your teen daughter or son in a glass jar
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@Zecc said:
which was making me sound like a pervert.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Maciejasjmj said:
you realy want to keep your teen daughter or son in a glass jar
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said:
which was making me sound like a pervert.
These two quotes really go together.
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@Polygeekery said:
The main takeaway is that he needs a fucking
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@boomzilla said:
Just touch the right parts
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@Luhmann said:
I downloaded a second hand
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@Applied-Mediocrity
It was necessary to touch the right parts
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@Luhmann it is easier to just sit on your hand until it goes to sleep, then it feels like someone else is doing it.
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@Polygeekery
But sooooo 90ties
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@hungrier said:
the holes don't line up when I try to put it on.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said:
I downloaded a second hand
Context: @Luhmann saw this anti-piracy warning, and took it as challenge.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said:
the holes don't line up when I try to put it on.
Better and more “Buffalo Bill”–ish...
Maybe, but I don't want to get some random skin from China, wait 9872398769512 days for it to ship, and find that the holes don't line up when I try to put it on.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
given my mentioned inadequacies
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@DoctorJones said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
given my mentioned inadequacies
@Tsaukpaetra said:
It's quite rough around the edges and deep inside.
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@dkf no one likes rough or messy releases that have the potential to clog up your pipelines
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@apapadimoulis Wouldn't want to cause a core dump or buffer overflow
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@Mingan said :
Affirmative action smashing.
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@boomzilla said :
We're not here playing with ourselves
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@izzion said
it literally just came up
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
FFS I can't even find the beautiful vaginas
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
FFS I can't even find the beautiful vaginas
Have you tried the bitches?
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@Lorne-Kates said:
If a bear comes around then great
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@Gąska said :
UIs are very intimate
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@apapadimoulis said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf no one likes rough or messy releases that have the potential to clog up your pipelines
@anotherusername can help with that. He has just what you need to thoroughly "clean your pipeline".
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@dkf said :
If you pull too hard, the hardware falls over.
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
I'll pet your mayor!
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John McAfee said:
Not my fucking day.
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@hungrier said:
I have to take the spaghetti out of my gas tank.
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@CarrieVS said:
vibrating ball
is happening.
I'm expecting to complete a week Monday
Now to arrange a million and two other things.
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@DogsB said:
If I could like my own posts this is one of the few I wouldn't downvote.
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Random poster on another forum said:
Working in a large corporation, it is evident that even simple things like invoice processing can't be fully automated. That is, you still need a team of accountants to babysit transactions and make constant corrections. All automation does is allow you to make mistakes faster, because you have increased transactional volume.
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@TimeBandit said:
"four inches"...Not even worth mentionning
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@Vault_Dweller said :
two Italian men get on
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
problem: It's either too long or too wide to go where I want to put it.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
I've always wondered how native English speakers manage to have conversations about beaches and not get punched in the face every minute.
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@Cursorkeys said:
suddenly had a nervous breakdown with a sea of red.
That time of the month already?
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
I've always wondered how native English speakers manage to have conversations about beaches and not get punched in the face every minute.
beach (also beech (tree)): /bitʃ/
bitch: /bɪtʃ//i/ and /ɪ/ are sufficiently distinctive that confusion is uncommon among native speakers. It's more likely in non-native speakers from languages in which i is always pronounced /i/; therefore, bitch is pronounced like beach, rather than vice versa. If confusion results, the possibly offensive word sounds like the inoffensive one, not the other way around.
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@boomzilla said:
I guess you have more thumb agility than I do. That just feels kind of weird to me.
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@Gribnit said:
@boomzilla Learn to fuck
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