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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery said:
I will burn the shorts!!!
And wear a skirt instead?
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery said:
I will burn the shorts!!!
And wear a skirt instead?
It's a KILT!
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@tsaukpaetra
With sparkles?
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra
With sparkles?You insensitive clod! That's the ancient tartan of the McBummer clan
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@atazhaia said:
I got no proper protection so it may get all smashed up and leak fluids everywhere it shouldn’t
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Scott Adams talks about the children in cages. `with coffee.
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@hardwaregeek said:
there was a big blob of white stuff on the front of my shirt
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@dkf said:
a drone with a flamethrower saves a lot of fuss and bother
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@masonwheeler said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
battery pack attached to the butt
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@mott555 too much context
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 too much
Eh, this was funnier in my head before I clicked "Submit", but oh well.
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Apoch said:
The API endpoint [...] works by coincidence or some kind of crazy luck.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 too much context
Only if you follow the link.
If you don't, you get "battery pack attached to the butt" together with "tech trend news", and that seems funnier to me.
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@zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Only if you follow the link.
I never realized we were removing links to the original post. Oops.
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@mott555 Only you and @sockpuppet7 seem to have not picked up on that little tidbit. ;)
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@tsaukpaetra what are you talking about?
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 Only you and @sockpuppet7 seem to have not picked up on that little tidbit. ;)
I picked up on it. I post the links just to annoy people.
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@sockpuppet7 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra what are you talking about?
You posted the originating topic link here
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@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 Only you and @sockpuppet7 seem to have not picked up on that little tidbit. ;)
I picked up on it. I post the links just to annoy people.
Not often enough though. Besides, you're you.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Besides, you're you.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Sure, I'd tap that.
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It’s 2:52 a.m. when the hotel elevator opens and Linda spills onto the fourth floor, the urn almost flying from her grasp. Struggling to stand, her bleary-eyes twitch, sending fresh streaks of black down her face. Her feathered brunette hair now appears matted. Chelsea at her worst never looked this rough, and Linda knows it.
“You-u-u were never me,” she slurs, bracing her body against the wall. Linda manages two steps before heaving the contents of her stomach (i.e. salmon, vodka, meds) to the maroon carpet. With a sense of accomplishment she wipes her mouth and continues down the hallway, a head full of bees, until arriving at both the door and a startling realization.
There’s no key. Either Chelsea didn’t offer one or Linda lost the key in the taxi . . . or in the parking lot . . . or downstairs . . .
“Chels, let me in,” Linda says quietly, tapping with her palm. “I know, I said what I said and I’m sorry.”
The door remains unmoved. “Chels, this was your idea,” she whimpers, lowering to the ground. Sitting with her back to the door, she cradles the urn. “I, I don’t know why we’re here,” she sobs. “We sh-shouldn’t have. We know better.”
And then Linda cracks opens the urn, undoes the knot that seals its plastic bag, and gazes inside. All mother ever was, a pile of chalk, she thinks. She wets her fingers with saliva and dips them into the remains. Turning her body, she begins to write upon the door. Each letter requires another dip and slowly the message, in faint gray, becomes clear.
A L O N E
Linda sighs. Closing the urn, she then springs to her feet, and knocks forcefully. “CHELS! Let me IN! You can HEAR ME!”
The door cracks. From darkness emerges the face of a pale man with powder-white hair.
Linda covers a gasp, smearing mother on her cheek. “Wh-where is my sister?”
“This is 404,” the man responds. “Please go away.”
The man retreats. Linda walks calmly to the next room, the correct one. But Chelsea isn’t behind that door either, and Linda would never hear from her twin again.
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@Luhmann wrote:
now I can continue bleeding
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@hardwaregeek
I went through several posts about screwing but end up here with the bleeding part? :unbelievable:
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@stillwater said:
you are still going strong after you ve realised you're feeling the troll
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@polygeekery said
I would much prefer they strip everything
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@Gąska said:
I never actually tried to use a flamethrower on a power line.
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@cursorkeys said:
So the pull-everything-and-hope approach can apparently pay
Hookers must be getting really lazy in @Cursorkeys 's neck of the woods.
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@Gąska wrote:
I don't want to get hit in the ass with a fireball.
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@hardwaregeek I knew it would end up here.
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@tsaukpaetra said :
Mine would last probably more than that, if I used it
But I don't and it doesn't.
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@blakeyrat said:
THE COOKIES ARE OUT TO KILL ME
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@magus said :
I'll stick it out and see what happens.
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said :
Mine would last probably more than that, if I used it
But I don't and it doesn't.
Hey! That's cheating. It's not just out of context; you selectively edited out the middle of the quote.
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
you selectively edited out
the middle of the quotesome contextFTFY
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@timebandit said:
can't stand shooting aliens
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@Gribnit said:
Most of the time, I'm several years ago.
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@masonwheeler said
You expected the Twits to not act like twits?
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@tsaukpaetra said:
it's exactly like a carrot dildo, but for mice
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@mott555 you beat me to it.
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@polygeekery
Just goes to show, everyone here is an expert at beating it.
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
it's exactly like a carrot dildo, but for mice
No I have no personal experience, why do you ask?
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@tsaukpaetra
Hey, none of us are judging you on size. If those are what work for you...
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@pie_flavor wrote:
Except, of course, for fucking mobile.
Whatever works for you, but both the audio and micro-USB jacks are way too tiny for me.
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@hardwaregeek No, no. The Fuckingmobile. Like Bang Bus.