Quotes Out of Context
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@pie_flavor whenever someone says something-mobile, all I can think of is papamobile.
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Somewhat related, my daughter's school recently held a quiz night to raise funds for a Big-Ass™ Fan. Thanks to xkcd I couldn't stop periodically imagining it as "big ass-fan".
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@tsaukpaetra said :
Well at least he's willing to let it out. Most people show their dick in other ways
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said :
Well at least he's willing to let it out. Most people show their dick in other ways
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@gąska said:
@Gribnit hold on for a second. You might think you have some kind of point, but to me, your posts are an incoherent rambling
QFT.
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@polygeekery said:
It also matters when you are looking to make a semen
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@twelvebaud said in Quotes Out of Context:
The API endpoint [...] works by coincidence or some kind of crazy luck.
CONTEXT_NOT_REQUIRED
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@cursorkeys said in Quotes Out Of Context:
it all you guys are bell
@jbert said in Computer Porn:
formed habbits
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and before you say that sounds weird I mean alive or dead
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Of Our Context:
16 USC §§703 and 707 do not even mention semen
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@hardwaregeek also said:
If you have the appropriate permit, you can give — but not sell or barter — semen to anyone else
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@Dreikin said:
Quick, someone slap a recording device on @blakeyrat's ass so we can fix this glaring oversight!
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@mott555 said:
I'd come off really perverted.
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@izzion Mott's Law: Complaining about the Quotes out of Context thread gets you put into the Quotes out of Context thread.
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@bb36e said:
anuses tend to morph into penises when they hit my ear
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@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
anuses [...] hit my ear
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@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bb36e said:
anuses tend to morph into penises when they hit my ear
/r/evenwithcontext
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
The cave condom bounce house was a stupid idea
@doctorjones said in The Very Serious (And Also Extant) Deeply Held Personal Opinions Thread™:
If a grown adult wants a handjob and another grown adult is willing to give one for money, then let them
@Gribnit said in Deeply Disturbing Events In Sheffield:
animal. Goddamn greengrocers
@blakeyrat said in "I don't need feminism because...":
He said "double-D" not "DD"
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@gribnit E_TOO_MUCH_CONTEXT
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@pie_flavor That's not context, it's been entirely falsified. And it's not even Florida.
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Deeply inappropriate double entendre.
@polygeekery said:
I will measure my six year old when he gets home but I don't think he could fit in a 12" diameter tube.
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@gąska it's official. We've reached peak thread.
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@doctorjones it doesn't help that "reaching peak" has a very relevant meaning in Polish slang.
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@magus said
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
Deeply inappropriate double entendre.
@polygeekery said:
I will measure my six year old when he gets home but I don't think he could fit in a 12" diameter tube.
Well...he is my son. It runs in the family.
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@mott555 said:
Someone needs to lick it and see.
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@mott555 said:
I don't know what sounds augmented boobs make. That could be anything. What if they're augmented with a Bluetooth speaker or something?
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@mot555 said:
I don't know what sounds augmented boobs make. That could be anything. What if they're augmented with a Bluetooth speaker or something?
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@dkf holy shit you sniped me
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@bb36e Gotta be quick with the old cut-n-paste… ;)
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@boomzilla said:
bear-fucking-zergs
Starcraft meets Super Troopers? (okay I cheated a little...but this is how I read it the first time)
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@karla said:
And you will get extra balls to catch the raid boss.
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@stillwater said:
Talk about missed opportunities esp. ones that get you off
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@izzion Talk about a missed opportunity, I was going to do that exact quote but didn't.
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@hungrier
You were merely leaving it for an EVEN BETTER juxtaposition
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
bear-fucking-zergs
Starcraft
meetsslash Super Troopers? (okay I cheated a little...but this is how I read it the first time)Fixed the search terms for you.
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@weng said in An Unrelated Thread:
Dunno, not going to unwrap it for a couple days or more
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@karla said:
foggy crotch
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@Benjamin-Hall said
You should stick to what you know and stop spreading lies.
@bb36e said
in French, it makes absolutely no sense.
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@tsaukpaetra said:
I would have pegged him
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@stillwater said:
Cool with the good ol' rubbing crotch against steel scenario.
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@dragoon said:
But how can this be true?!?! We pulled out
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@blakeyrat said in Should I let a math PhD design this database?:
Yeah but it's effort in paperwork and schmoozing. Virtually none of it has to do with building shit that has value.
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@sockpuppet7 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@magus said
words
Aww dammit! Private key recovery word sequence has been discovered!
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@karla said:
And you will get extra balls to catch the raid boss.
Wait, what? Since when could you capture... Nevermind.
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@gribnit Yo dawg, you're supposed to remove the "in a thread title" part!
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@tsaukpaetra His thing is to fake up something mildly amusing. It's not the real context.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra His thing is to fake up something mildly amusing. It's not the real context.
Is it even the real quote?
If not, that's double violation!