Quotes Out of Context
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@xaade That is the last good one :)
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@boner said
I find this is more uncomfortable if one or more of you is holding a penis
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@Jordon said:
I'm just looking at your blue ball for a second.
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@dangeruss said:
I still can't reproduce.
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@hungrier You got here first! DAMN YOU!
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@atazhaia said:
Suck on that, young woman!
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dangeruss said:
I still can't reproduce.
There's a reason when I used to work support I'd always say we couldn't re-create the problem, not that we couldn't reproduce it.
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dangeruss said:
I still can't reproduce.
There's a reason when I used to work support I'd always say we couldn't re-create the problem, not that we couldn't reproduce it.
Fuck all the problems!
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
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@izzion said:
If you squint really hard, it kind of looks like a haiku.
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@jbert said:
Ok, the Dora-version was a cute joke but how does consent usually work for minors?
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@gąska said:
GODDAMMIT I WANT TO MAKE RELATIONS
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@pie_flavor said :
it's tiny under the hood.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@gąska said:
GODDAMMIT I WANT TO MAKE RELATIONS
Reminds me of my networking topic.
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@pie_flavor said:
@e4tmyl33t Oh, I think that's intentional. The game speeds up the faster you're moving.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Status Thread:
buying a loose plug and attaching it to his current lead may be the easiest solution
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@tsaukpaetra those aren't puns those are alliteration
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@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra those aren't puns those are alliteration
I'm not the one who called it a pun.
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@TheCPUWizard said:
not nearly as simple as a issuing a HEAD request.
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@pie_flavor said:
kitchen sink, and to accommodate those people who like having both knobs labeled C we've put three knobs on it.
Took me forever to parse, but now I like it.
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@Jaloopa said:
I see loads of bananas with varying degrees of curvature.
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@jaloopa said:
Came in handy when I was getting up
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@hungrier said :
This applies to anything that can fit inside a box of the right shape.
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@dkf said:
so long as it is food-grade horse.
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@wtf said:
It truly warms my cock
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... he wasn't making cock-au-vin was he?
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@boomzilla said:
Obligatory: And blakey is an ignorant boob.
@devjoe said:
I go away for a week, and now it's a TALKING red boob!
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@benjamin-hall said:
coming at the most inconvenient moment
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@hungrier said
You should now have two boobs
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@ben_lubar said:
it's more like craigslist for dungeon-murderers
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@mott555 said
Is there an upper limit to boob count?
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@mott555 said:
That's too much work. Much easier to forget about it and just complain the one time a month it happens.
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@mott555 said:
my wood screws for 19.99
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
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@topspin The Internet of Shit thread is
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@tsaukpaetra said
he deliberately plugged it in after it was known to be broken and covered in unknown fluids.
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Hijacking my colleagues desk ... listing to whatever radio station she is tuned in ...
We have a very cool atmosphere but in the warm meaning of the word.
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@MrL said:
Toby Faire, what you Muricans call 'wall' can only approprietely be described as 'a curtain', or 'piece of wet cardboard'. At least in Europe.
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@zecc said:
I got to see something I hadn't before: a gyrating boob.
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@zecc said:
I got to see something I hadn't before: a gyrating boob.
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@dcon said in
I love my Brother! My first one lasted about 10yrs
I had to read this about 5 times in context.
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@Adynathos said:
it is a duck and it is actually employing people
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@dcon said
Yeah, I'm on drugs
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@cursorkeys said:
I successfully sucked one off
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@Lorne-Kates said:
So from what started with a little doggy-style bondage has now become forcing her to go down on a kidnapped nun while he erotically asphyxiates her with rosary beads, all the while anally fisting her while clutching the severed head of her pet poodle -- as foreplay.
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@twelvebaud I have trouble imagining how that could be any better in context....
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@erufael said in Quotes Out of Context:
@twelvebaud I have trouble imagining how that could be any better in context....
Using @Lorne-Kates is clearly cheating