@Arantor said in Rejected Rejection Letters:
@Dragnslcr said in Rejected Rejection Letters:
@Arantor Yeah, mine were mostly patent/general IP lawyers.
They're the worst in my experience. Not even mikeTheLiar worst of the worst but John Oliver's 'you are the WORST, the WORST!'
My two best (read: worst) stories:
I get home from work at about 8:00 one evening, and within half an hour I get a phone call from a coworker. Apparently, the lawyers never checked to make sure that someone had written the expert report that was due the next day. So I get to spend the next four hours working at home, then we have half the office spend all of the next day helping to throw something together.
After spending several days trying to explain database tables to a lawyer, he finally has the much-needed epiphany: rows and columns intersect each other.