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two clocks that are just a few seconds out of sync.
If you can't keep your clocks in sync, you're going to have a bad time.
I have tried installing female personalities on my computers, but I never found that their clocks synced up the way that they're supposed to. I think that must just be a myth.
You need to hook them up to an MTP server
Or upgrade to NTP. MTPs tend to pause after some time.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
One of the forum rules
The what now?
I know of only
threefour:- Don't leak content from the Lounge to anywhere else without explicit permission from all involved parties.
- Don't leak content from the Garage into the rest of the forum. (Alternately, keep inflammatory content in the Garage.)
- Be nice in the Salon.
- Don't post in help topics unless you're actually trying to be helpful according to what the OP would consider helpful (or you need help yourself). Thanks, @boomzilla!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
two clocks that are just a few seconds out of sync.
If you can't keep your clocks in sync, you're going to have a bad time.
I have tried installing female personalities on my computers, but I never found that their clocks synced up the way that they're supposed to. I think that must just be a myth.
You need to hook them up to an MTP server
Or upgrade to NTP. MTPs tend to pause after some time.
That's part of the protocol, yeesh
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two clocks that are just a few seconds out of sync.
If you can't keep your clocks in sync, you're going to have a bad time.
I have tried installing female personalities on my computers, but I never found that their clocks synced up the way that they're supposed to. I think that must just be a myth.
You need to hook them up to an MTP server
Just don't hook them up to a MLP server.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in WTF Bites:
two clocks that are just a few seconds out of sync.
If you can't keep your clocks in sync, you're going to have a bad time.
I have tried installing female personalities on my computers, but I never found that their clocks synced up the way that they're supposed to. I think that must just be a myth.
You need to hook them up to an MTP server
Just don't hook them up to a MLP server.
Not possible, misgendered connectors. Assuming the Strong Theory of Bronyism holds and there are in fact no remaining female MLP fans.
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@Gąska The other of the two rules is keep the most rampant flaming and trolling in the garage.
And what goes on in the Lounge, stays in the Lounge.
Edit: 'd. Shoulda known...
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
One of the forum rules
The what now?
I know of only three:
- Don't leak content from the Lounge to anywhere else without explicit permission from all involved parties.
- Don't leak content from the Garage into the rest of the forum. (Alternately, keep inflammatory content in the Garage.)
- Be nice in the Salon.
- Don't goof off / troll in help topics, especially before a satisfactory solution has been provided
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Why are we writing down forum rules in 16659th post of WTF Bites topic?
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Why are we writing down forum rules in 16659th post of WTF Bites topic?
Because drifting a thread's topic is part of the rules
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
So the new iPad Pro has an issue with some devices arriving pre-bent
Saves the users doing it.
They can make it even more convenient by pre-dropping-one-single-molecule-of-water-on-the-screen to trip the "too bad, no warranty" moisture sensor.
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Why are we writing down forum rules in 16659th post of WTF Bites topic?
Seems the perfect place.
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@TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:
@Andrew-Scott said in WTF Bites:
I'm new to the forum and don't know the etiquette.
We have an etiquette
- Get fucked
- Give Lorne money
- Keep your pinky finger extended
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@boomzilla said in WTF Bites:
- Don't goof off / troll in help topics, especially before a satisfactory solution has been provided
- Don't offer help in Blakeyrat's topics. He doesn't want his problem solved, he wants to rant about it.
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I have a verified blue check facebook page as a public figure
This is the biggest WTF, and that's saying something.
Seriously though, it's impressive that they've collected millions, but until they get to billions it won't be anywhere near the actual cost.
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Seen on Reddit: Why does PHP not have mutable constants?
It turns out PHP does have somewhat-mutable constants:
interface IFace { const FOO = __CLASS__; } class ClassA implements IFace { // PHP Fatal error: Cannot inherit previously-inherited or override constant FOO from interface //const FOO = __CLASS__; } class ClassB extends ClassA { // works const FOO = __CLASS__; }
Source: /r/lolphp
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@Andrew-Scott said in WTF Bites:
So when I saw a thread about posting small WTFs, I thought, that's perfect.
Don't worry, that was just @Gąska's roundabout way of telling you it's a great post.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
@Gąska hey now. In the summer I had a really long post, but it's cold out now.
Oh, I thought you were in the pool.
Such jiggly tits. Better not tell Tumblr!
As far as I can tell, that's only relevant for female nipples. Which is particularly ironic considering that Tumblr is basically homeland.
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@anonymous234 said in WTF Bites:
I have a verified blue check facebook page as a public figure
This is the biggest WTF, and that's saying something.
Seriously though, it's impressive that they've collected millions, but until they get to billions it won't be anywhere near the actual cost.
If they go with a private contract with private contractors they can save a bunch of money and actually expect to get it done in a timely fashion. If it's going through the government (instead of just with government approval), then they'll have a lot of wastage via bureaucratic overhead.
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If they go with a private contract with private contractors
lol, you actually think this is going to go to anything except from the sucker's pockets to the scammer's wallet?
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@anonymous234 said in WTF Bites:
Seriously though, it's impressive that they've collected millions,
Not just that, $13M in 4 days. This might be gofundme's largest campaign yet…
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@anonymous234 said in WTF Bites:
Seriously though, it's impressive that they've collected millions,
Not just that, $13M in 4 days. This might be gofundme's largest campaign yet…
And then, ... um, well, uh, they'll uh, exercise their private eminent domain rights no wait.... uh they will earmark the money and then give it to the government so congress can't oh wait...
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Looking up hotels in Stockholm. I know the approximate location from the name, but wanted to check the exact location so I check the map tab of the info page and...
That is the maximum zoom for the map. I can zoom out, but I can't zoom in anymore. So the map is even less useful at telling me where the hotel is located than the name of the hotel is. Good job!
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@Atazhaia What do you mean? It's obviously right on the coast.
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@Gribnit The hotel did advertise being close to a beach, but seeing as I'm going there in january...
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@Gribnit The hotel did advertise being close to a beach, but seeing as I'm going there in january...
So, the ocean will be frozen, it's touching the snow, which goes all the way to the hotel. Yup, on the water!
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So the map is even less useful at telling me where the hotel is located than the name of the hotel is. Good job!
Hey, don't dismiss that map. Could be a hotel in the other Stockholms.
OK, I'm guessing the name you have is a bit more specific than just "Stockholm".
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@TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:
Why are we writing down forum rules in 16659th post of WTF Bites topic?
Because drifting a thread's topic is part of the rules
I'd say that's not so much a rule but more a force of nature.
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@Rhywden There is no such distinction in the Tao.
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These "Related" results on youtube
"Hey, we've got results for what you're looking for, but have you ever considered... some bullshit from The AV Club?"
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@hungrier I thought those red lines were because you'd watched it, then I realised they weren't under the thumbnails.
Filed under: Start wearing purple, wearing purple, start wearing purple for me now...
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@hungrier :knuth_arrow:
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Jagex has announced they're "shelving" the bank update they had been promising players for a year because it's too much work. The bank update is literally just a remake of this UI:
Jagex has 323 employees and they either can't or won't make small UI changes when it's the most demanded thing by players. Oh, and did I mention they had a profit of £43 million last year? AND they raised subscription prices. AND they charge extra money for basic in-game features like item presets.
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Tis the season again to spend time at my mom’s place and while I’m there take care of the electronics.
She’s got a normal old “dumb” TV with cable and a cheap Samsung BD player hooked up to it. While I can’t watch Netflix without hooking up something else to it, the BD player has 4 “apps” installed: YouTube, Facebook (), some weather thingy and some useless app I’ve never heard of. While supposedly in some regions the same player shipped with a Netflix app, you cannot install any other apps on it than the pre-installed ones.
Anyways, I want to watch some YouTube on it. The app starts, displays the YouTube logo, and then nothing happens. It’s just stuck there. I turned it off and on to try again, but still no luck. There’s no firmware updates available either.I assume YouTube changed something in their API (empty div, anyone? ) and now it doesn’t work anymore. I’m not sure who’s to blame here. Either Samsung for shipping something with “apps” that cannot be installed manually and don’t get updated, or Google for needlessly breaking compatibility with existing hardware.
From the user’s perspective, it doesn’t matter who is at fault, someone is. And it just sucks that the modus operandi in this day and age is “well, your device is 2+ years old, just get a new one”, and it’s universally accepted. Fuck that noise.
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@hungrier :knuth_arrow:
E_RIGHT_HAND_SIDE_NOT_FOUND
More arrows.
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@hungrier :knuth_arrow:
E_RIGHT_HAND_SIDE_NOT_FOUND
“↑”?
“↑↑”?
“↑↑↑”?Also, the spacing on sucks.
Just, more arrows. If you're wondering what the right hand side is, just add another arrow.
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@hungrier :knuth_arrow:
E_RIGHT_HAND_SIDE_NOT_FOUND
“↑”?
“↑↑”?
“↑↑↑”?Also, the spacing on sucks.
Just, more arrows. If you're wondering what the right hand side is, just add another arrow.
↑↑↑↑↑…
I guess that works. Except for a shortage of atoms to print it out.
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@hungrier :knuth_arrow:
E_RIGHT_HAND_SIDE_NOT_FOUND
“↑”?
“↑↑”?
“↑↑↑”?Also, the spacing on sucks.
Just, more arrows. If you're wondering what the right hand side is, just add another arrow.
↑↑↑↑↑…
I guess that works. Except for a shortage of atoms to print it out.
Not a problem, never completes evaluation. Whether this is distinct from infinity is a question.
That, or it's a unit .
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for my project, this worked: @JsonSerialize(include=JsonSerialize.Inclusion.NON_NULL); somehow your annotation wasn't available. – Emmanuel Touzery Mar 11 '13 at 13:53
The API changed a bit with the 2.0 release. – Programmer Bruce Mar 11 '13 at 16:55
change your answer accordingly since you're aware of the change. – Martin Asenov Apr 30 '13 at 13:08
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Go home phone, you’re drunk.
(Unless the neighbors are playing tricks on me, I seriously doubt there’s two networks with the exact same name here.)
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@topspin
Given how those networks are being named? I could see it.Also, could be the 5GHz and the 2.4GHz APs off of the same router, depending on your iOS version and settings.
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The Count sings "Start Wearing Purple" (Gogol Bordello) – 03:43
First this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7yYBDHOgg
Then this: