The IRC quotes Thread
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@error Yeah, I'd hate all those rests to be unflattened. Unflatted?
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What the hell is up with the time signature, anyway? Silence has a really weird feel to it when it's in 3.
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@Dragnslcr said in The IRC quotes Thread:
What the hell is up with the time signature, anyway?
In 6/8 you'd have to use more, shorter rests.
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@Dragnslcr I find the ugly notation for quarter rests more worrying. What the hell is wrong with ?
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@antiquarian said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@error said in The IRC quotes Thread:
John Cage - 4'33"
Is that in the key of F major or D minor?
Yes. Or whichever you think is easier to play.
Although - if it is in D minor - does it use the natural, harmonic, or melodic scale?
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@djls45 said in The IRC quotes Thread:
natural, harmonic, or melodic scale?
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@asdf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Dragnslcr I find the ugly notation for quarter rests more worrying. What the hell is wrong with ?
I noticed that, too. Of course, even in 3, you can just use whole rests.
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@djls45 said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Although - if it is in D minor - does it use the natural, harmonic, or melodic scale?
That's obviously not the harmonic scale. Do you see a raised 7th anywhere?
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@Maciejasjmj said in The IRC quotes Thread:
I assume "poke" is an euphemism.
No, it's a tasty Hawaiian salad with seafood and other good stuff.
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@asdf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
I find the ugly notation for quarter rests more worrying.
Paging @quarterrest...
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@antiquarian Nice new avatar.
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@asdf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Nice new avatar.
Thanks! Since our friend from Brazil wouldn't take the hint, I figured I'd use the image myself.
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@da-Doctah said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Maciejasjmj said in The IRC quotes Thread:
I assume "poke" is an euphemism.
No, it's a tasty Hawaiian salad with seafood and other good stuff.
I like jerk.
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@Dragnslcr what is this thing, a closing curly brace?
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@antiquarian What? To give it a rest?
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@clippy It's a quarter rest.
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@antiquarian said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Thanks! Since our friend from Brazil wouldn't take the hint, I figured I'd use the image myself.
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@clippy Explaining the joke would ruin it for everyone else.
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@error said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@da-Doctah said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Maciejasjmj said in The IRC quotes Thread:
I assume "poke" is an euphemism.
No, it's a tasty Hawaiian salad with seafood and other good stuff.
I like jerk.
Doesn't everyone like a good jerk?
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remember me to never use DJ_Dichotomy's keyboard
11:15:59 DJ_Dichotomy | I do enjoy a bit of functional orgasming │
11:16:06 DJ_Dichotomy | Well since autocorrect │
11:16:11 DJ_Dichotomy | Done* │
11:16:15 r10pez10 | wow │
11:16:39 DJ_Dichotomy | IRC on the phone can be very amusing
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@clippy said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@antiquarian said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Thanks! Since our friend from Brazil wouldn't take the hint, I figured I'd use the image myself.
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@Jarry said in The IRC quotes Thread:
11:16:15 r10pez10 | wow │
Was that an image macro, or does he actually talk on irc?
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@FrostCat said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Was that an image macro, or does he actually talk on irc?
he uses words on IRC, but i do like to think he just OCRs the images he draws....
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@FrostCat we suspect he draws it all and then passes it through a combination of OCR and an AI that plays charades with him. It's mostly legible once it reaches the channel, too!
Edit: partial !
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@Onyx that's hilariously baroque enough I will just assume that's what actually happens.
@r10pez10 please don't confirm or deny.
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@Jarry said in The IRC quotes Thread:
remember me to never use DJ_Dichotomy's keyboard
Oh my god! It's like bash.org, but I was there!
what an odd feeling
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<mrguyorama> guys, slack is hitting on me <mrguyorama> "you look nice today" <mrguyorama> slack, stop being a creeper <Onyx47> there's also one with "oh you're back! we missed you!" <Onyx47> it's worse than windows 10 upgrade screens <errorx666> Too needy. <errorx666> We want our brand identity to be clingy and insecure. <Onyx47> "You've been on IRC again, haven't you?" <errorx666> Who is she? <errorx666> WHO IS SHE? <Onyx47> Viber? VIBER? THAT BITCH? REALLY? <Onyx47> Do you even remember your security question any more? <errorx666> Security question: "What is our song?" <errorx666> I'm kind of falling in love with this idea of a jilted and jealous social website. <errorx666> We need true AI. <errorx666> The IoT just goes super passive aggressive. <Onyx47> meh, just scrape public facbook profiles slightly before and after relation status changes <Onyx47> *relationship <errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly. <Onyx47> oh man <errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky. <Onyx47> I don't even wanna know what my microwave would think <Onyx47> but you know... that's a good story idea <Onyx47> "Snark of the machines"? <errorx666> I'd read it. Somebody get on that. You can send me the royalties. <Onyx47> tagline: "Every day is judgement day" <errorx666> Nice! <mrguyorama> basically everytime you open firefox/chrome "whats it gonna be this time? reddit or pornhub" <Onyx47> and it gets pissed if you open a private window <mrguyorama> "oh god craig, again? you already did this today!" <mrguyorama> fuck off chrome I'm lonely <mrguyorama> "craig, do I have to email your mother? what would she think!" <Onyx47> <washing machine, yelling from the bathroom> "oh, YOU'RE complaining? I have to wash his socks!" <Onyx47> man, we should just compile the best of logs and send it to an editor <mrguyorama> <internet connected toilet> "I can one up all of you. He had tacos yesterday" <mrguyorama> *entire house groans* <Dragonslicer> If the toilet knows that he had tacos yesterday, isn't the danger to the rest of the house passed? <blakecalia> taco Tuesday is followed up with bean burrito Thursday. Wednesday is the eye of storm
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.This is so good.
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<Onyx47> "Snark of the machines"?
<errorx666> I'd read it. Somebody get on that. You can send me the royalties.
<Onyx47> tagline: "Every day is judgement day"PKD might be willing.
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@Magus said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.This is so good.
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<Onyx47> "Snark of the machines"?
<errorx666> I'd read it. Somebody get on that. You can send me the royalties.
<Onyx47> tagline: "Every day is judgement day"PKD might be willing.
Seancé time!
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@error said in The IRC quotes Thread:
John Cage - 4'33"
I remember in an online game that I've played (Mabinogi), we used a lot of silent music scrolls like this (but usually much much shorter).
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
there's also one with "oh you're back! we missed you!"
Ebuyer.com was sending out emails like this if you hadn't logged in in a while. "We miss you. We miss the way you chew your pen while you decide what to buy" etc.
Pretty much put me off buying from there again
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<mrguyorama> basically everytime you open firefox/chrome "whats it gonna be this time? reddit or pornhub" <Onyx47> and it gets pissed if you open a private window <mrguyorama> "oh god craig, again? you already did this today!"
And after a while firefox/chrome starts to close your private windows automatically after like 2 minutes.
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@cvi said in The IRC quotes Thread:
And after a while firefox/chrome starts to close your private windows automatically after like 2 minutes.
Should be enough for most, right?
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<error-work> git blame isn't severe enough. I need a git strangle command. <error-work> git --force choke
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.Then, you just need @xaade to work on the AI.
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@xaade said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.Then, you just need @xaade to work on the AI.
Just keep @Lorne-Kates away from the vending machine AI.
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@xaade said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.Then, you just need @xaade to work on the AI.
I was actually thinking we could use @Tsaukpaetra's engine.
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@error said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@xaade said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<errorx666> I'm dreaming of a dystopian future where all of our appliances are judging us constantly.
<Onyx47> oh man
<errorx666> They don't rise up, they just act snarky.Then, you just need @xaade to work on the AI.
I was actually thinking we could use @Tsaukpaetra's engine.
Engine approves this position of dominance and power.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
approves this position of dominance and power.
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@Tsaukpaetra
But does it come programmed to respect safe words?
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@izzion said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra
But does it come programmed to respect safe words?Where we're going, we won't need words....
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[12:36] <error-work> OK, 4 nines sure that that URL kills the server. [12:37] <Onyx47> 4 nines is good enough for me [12:37] <Onyx47> can I log in now, please?
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@Onyx You know, I'd be OK with that. Chrome may get snarky with me, but this also means I get to berate programs like I always wish I could. "Did you just fucking flush that page from memory? I had a post half written. Where is my post? You didn't even save it to disk you incompetent twat? WANT ME TO DELETE YOU? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?".
Or... "Greetings Windows user, would you like to try the new Candy Crush Saga for Windows 10?" "Would you like me to connect 220v of alternate current to your pain sensor?" "I won't bother you again"
(yes, I know I'm replying to a month old post, shut up)
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@anonymous234 said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Greetings Windows user
I heard a voice just now saying, "Greetings, Program!"
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@Luhmann said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
"Greetings, Program!"
Are you talking to your pc again?
Why would I talk to myself?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Why would I talk to myself?
Because your middle name is Cortana?
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@Luhmann said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Why would I talk to myself?
Because your middle name is Cortana?
No, My middle name is Shirley.