You want your read time? HERE'S YOUR BELGIUM READ TIME!!!
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Continuing the discussion from NodeBB:
@abarker said:
@PJH said:
not at all visible to anyone except
an adminstaff of course...FTFY Here's yours:
since we're doing stats porn..... what's mine?
For @accalia:
Rules:
- I reserve the right to stop serving up these requests with no prior warning.
- I reserve the right to refuse service to whomever I choose. I'm an ass like that.
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much appreciated.
/me offers to @abarker in thanks
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3mon
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It's ok, mine's worse:
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What's mine thank you please?
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I'll take one, thank you very much.
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Heh heh, 69 days.
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When you have a moment, I will take mine.
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Should just dump the entire database into a post while you're at it.
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I'll take one to go
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You're a bit of a slouch compared to the others in here.
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For someone who's been around as long as you have, you really need to read more.
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Reading is a to posting stupid comments
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Looks like fun, could I have one?
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Me 23.
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I'll jump on the . What's mine?
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I'll have a go
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Looks like we have a new champion:
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Check mine?
(could this be added as an option to query shadowmod?)
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Looks like we have a new champion:
And without using a bot like the previous contender...
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Me please?
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Do me, @abarker!
Edit: 'd
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*snort*
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How much Belgium have I read?
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:hand: I wager I have about three weeks, max...
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How about for me? I'm not even going to try to make a guess.
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I r curious, kthx.
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You over shot.
Apparently my ePeen needs better handling...
Just checking, but Read Time refers to the amount of (estimated) time (the average person would need) to read all of a user's posts, right?
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Just checking, but Read Time refers to the amount of (estimated) time (the average person would need) to read all of a user's posts, right?
No, the recorded amount of time you have spent reading posts on the forum.
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That sounds discriminatory towards those of us who can read quickly!
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Also, I'm pretty sure my stat is so low because Discourse frequently shits itself on mobile and my actual read times never end up in the DB.
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BTW: How does Discourse distinguish between read time and the time it's loaded in some background tab? Because I always close the tab immediately after I've read all new posts.
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Tabs are by decree of King Jeff.