The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, how is he playing Pokemon Go in his office? He just conveniently happened to stumble on a Pokemon right there and then? Yeah, right.
Could happen... In our weekly group meeting, one person was playing it. The thing was sitting in the middle of the table. But he couldn't get it because he didn't have enough balls. (or whatever - I don't play it.)
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But he couldn't get it because he didn't have enough balls.
So, basically he's Hitler.
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Smash those old un-hip languages!
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
old un-hip languages!
Ruby is out now? I must have missed the memo
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ruby is out now?
Yeah, it's way too mainstream to be hip.
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@blakeyrat I live in a very dumb city and I didn't hear about the pokemons here
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then again, corporations have much MUCH more money than the unions. Like orders of magnitude more.
But political spending is orders of magnitude more efficient for unions. And in the case of public sector unions, furthering their corrupt existence.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek This stuff is not funny.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I named my first pet "Ab", but none of the sites will take it (too short). Fortunately, my next cat was "Bartholomew."
I totally made this up. My first pet was...you really didn't think I'd tell you, did you?
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@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fortunately, my next cat was "Bartholomew."
I see what you did there...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Could you sniff my butt for me?
Not quite...
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@Karla Vampires should eat more oily fish.
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@bb36e ronald is such an ugly clown, dunno why mcdonalds don't replace it
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@groo I know just the replacement:
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@da-Doctah If I get a boner the next time I see Ronald McDonald, I will blame you.
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@groo said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e ronald is such an ugly clown, dunno why mcdonalds don't replace it
Well....
Grimace was too fat, Hamburglar was a felon, Mayor McCheese was blackmailed after that incident with one of the Fry Kids and The Daily McNews got wind of it, Officer Big Mac was on the take with the Mafia, Birdie the Early Bird resigned to become a nursery school teacher, and - seriously - would you really want a Chicken McNugget to represent your company?
I mean, do you even want to know which part of the chicken nuggets come from?
Full cast here. There's a wiki for this sort of thing!
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@all_users Someone has too much time on their hands. Not sure who.
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@da-Doctah I'm “loving it”.
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@anonymous234 whats nyello? google returns this same joke and weird shit
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@groo A funny mispronunciation of hello.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
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I got some NFSW robble-robble for ya right here, courtesy of Unca Ghastly.
Filed Under: It looks like Comic Genesis bounced him, which is a shame though I can't say it is a surprise
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@groo A funny mispronunciation of hello.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@groo A funny mispronunciation of hello.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
LITERALLY THIS, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OF THIS ANYMORE
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@groo A funny mispronunciation of hello.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
You're probably confused because Tumblr tends to repeat the punchline twice.
LITERALLY THIS, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OF THIS ANYMORE
LITERALLY THIS, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OF THIS ANYMORE
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I would've liked to move some posts away from here but I didn't get any confirmation that jeffing longer conversations works again.
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(Might be something for the cute things thread, actually)
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- World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King and Knuckles
- Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress and Knuckles
- Defense of the Ancients and Knuckles
- Alien Swarm and Knuckles
hypothesis: any game title can be improved by the addition of one or more "and Knuckles"
- The 2016 Republican National Convention and Knuckles
- Civilized Discourse Construction Kit and Knuckles
- Microsoft Windows Phone 7 Series and Knuckles
- johnoliversecstapes.com and Knuckles
hypothesis: any
gametitle of anything can be improved by the addition of one or more "and Knuckles"
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hypothesis: any game title of anything can be improved by the addition of one or more "and Knuckles"
` Tsaukpaetra: Customer and Knuckles"
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@ben_lubar I've seen such posts waaaaay too often already.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Except when I use it it's not racist because I'm part Irish.
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It all connects to my future
If your future involves McDonald's, it's looking rather bleak.
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@anonymous234 oh! Oh! I got that one!
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@aliceif And it worked after waiting for half a minute.
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aliceif And it worked after waiting for half a minute.
Clearly the devs didn't expect so many posts needing to be Jeffed away, otherwise there might have been some kind of progress bar or something.
At least it worked, right?
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If your future involves McDonald's, it's looking rather bleak.
But if you're in Taiwan, there's a chance you could be the next corporate superstar (this one went viral about this time last year):
http://www.worldofbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mcd.jpg
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you could be the next corporate superstar
You could even win the Annual McDonalds Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
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O_o
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@DogsB noodles in lasagne?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB noodles in lasagne?
I know. What a monster.
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@Jaloopa Well, technically, there are noodles* in lasagna. But why the fuck would you try to cook them before layering them?
*Assuming the definition of "noodles" is "a type of pasta".
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hypothesis: any game title of anything can be improved by the addition of one or more "and Knuckles"
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo and Knuckles
THEORY DISPROVEN.