The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@djls45 that's what I meant. The inbox container should resize/re-aspect-ratio itself to fit the content better.
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@Atazhaia I like how that translates to "empty yoko"
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can someone please fix Facebook video oneboxing?
“Fix”?
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@dkf There used to be a video there, which thanks to our amazing and totally problem-free embed box implementation, was cut off
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@dkf Looks like it's been taken down, sadly.
There was a young woman saying that, as a teacher, she's come up with a song to describe the transition to stay-at-home schooling. She pulls out a ukelele, starts strumming a soothing melody for several seconds... then screams at the top of her lungs.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Q: "Excuse me, do you have the correct time?"
A: "Yes." [walks on]
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, that went well....
I love the filter...
Running off-proxy:
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Q: "Excuse me, do you have the correct time?"
A: "Yes." [walks on]I'm more concerned about the meaning of the missing period.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the missing period.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/165317097956704256/700965591162552370/fey_shenannigans.png
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Y'all have broken minds...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/700965395158401044/unknown.png
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@Tsaukpaetra Damn. That took me a really long time to figure what it really was!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Walmart is helping to get military spending under control:
To everyone posting hotlinked images from Facebook...
URL signature expired
You know you can just upload it (or a screenshot of it) directly here, right?
edit: also, I got as far as figuring out how to decode the expiration timestamp in the URL (it's the last parameter,
oe
, and it's a hex encoded number of seconds elapsed since midnight on 1/1/1970) and replacing it with a future one, but then it said URL signature mismatch. I assume there's also some kind of hash code that has to match (likely thatoh
parameter) but I have no idea what sort of magic beans go into that one so I just gave up.
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@Mason_Wheeler When I was little, I put a blanket on top of a light to shield the light. (which got a nice scorch thru about 5 layers (yeah, I was very lucky!)) I then switch the blanket with my little brother and tried to blame him. "Mom, <name> was reading!" Uh, yeah, I was young. Very young. <name> couldn't read yet! (I switch to a flashlight after that!)
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know you can just upload it (or a screenshot of it) directly here, right?
Yes, I do know that, and I've been doing it ever since a few months ago when someone pointed out the same thing.
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
edit: also, I got as far as figuring out how to decode the expiration timestamp in the URL (it's the last parameter, oe, and it's a hex encoded number of seconds elapsed since midnight on 1/1/1970) and replacing it with a future one, but then it said URL signature mismatch. I assume there's also some kind of hash code that has to match (likely that oh parameter) but I have no idea what sort of magic beans go into that one so I just gave up.
If FaceBook did their homework then that should be a HMAC which uses a secret key. Good luck bruteforcing that one.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler When I was little, I put a blanket on top of a light to shield the light. (which got a nice scorch thru about 5 layers (yeah, I was very lucky!)) I then switch the blanket with my little brother and tried to blame him. "Mom, <name> was reading!" Uh, yeah, I was young. Very young. <name> couldn't read yet! (I switch to a flashlight after that!)
When I was little I read to the window light. My front window was over our front porch. My young self thought it even better to read while on the porch roof.
The though of allowing my 10 yo (which was the oldest I could be fore these memories) do sit on my porch roof is out of the question.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
edit: also, I got as far as figuring out how to decode the expiration timestamp in the URL (it's the last parameter, oe, and it's a hex encoded number of seconds elapsed since midnight on 1/1/1970) and replacing it with a future one, but then it said URL signature mismatch. I assume there's also some kind of hash code that has to match (likely that oh parameter) but I have no idea what sort of magic beans go into that one so I just gave up.
FaceBook... HMAC
And it shall be called FBMAC
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Now, for them to actually have made and installed such a sign it probably happened way more than once...
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@loopback0 missed opportunity: the badger being addicted to mushrooms.
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I wonder, do they have Ford Moosetangs in ?
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@hungrier I'm sad to conclude that if quick googling is to be believed this pun is far less common than I expected.
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@Applied-Mediocrity On the contrary, I'm delighted to find that there's a series of these pun based "crazy car" trading cards. Here's another Canadian one:
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"I bring you love"
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"I bring you
lovelikes"
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"I bring you
lovelikes"Po-tah-to to-ma-to
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I just heard a request on the classical music station I'm listening to. Somebody wanted to hear a piece because "it reminds him of his children and their Scandinavian heritage." The piece: "March of the Trolls"
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@hungrier Damnit, now I want a pizza funghi and they're not in season yet.