The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Jasper was a fun-loving little guy who thought he was a dog (although he wasn't as big as two of my cousin's three dogs, which is why it was okay for him to sleep on the foot of the bed). But I don't know that I'd go so far as to say "Greatest".
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@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one seems more of a candidate for the off-colour jokes thread
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marked as duplicate by boomzilla
@Applied-Mediocrity said in We need to be more user hostile to help them embrace freedom!:
Why do noses run, but feet smell?
Sounds like a question for military intelligence.
closed as not constructive by boomzilla
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"Frisöhrsalong" iz hart tu rite, lets tray zomesing in Inglisch!!1
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@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
Bigot!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
Hello fellow rock-dweller! Don't get sniped by the Apache attack helicopter fellow over there!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
21€ != 19€
Although I'd assume males have more ass hair.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
21€ != 19€
It is for practical purposes. The typical price difference I'm used to from years of living in Poland and USA is 2x.
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Re: being shatter-proof, this is why:
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Also this:
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Tesla is showing a grand mastery of advertisement here. The truck is so butt ugly that everybody is talking about it and, well, that's rather exactly what they want.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Elon Musk:
Wait, you can actually order it? What are they going to do with all the pre-orders after they announce that it was all just a huge marketing gag and of course the real car doesn't look like that?!
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@topspin
Refund the $100 that they've kept interest free for 2-3 years.
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(Can't embed the full thing here unfortunately, because Instagram is ; click through for the funny.)
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
21€ != 19€
It is for practical purposes. The typical price difference I'm used to from years of living in Poland and USA is 2x.
You mean for heads or for regions that the ladies tend to want waxed?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin
Refund the $100 that they've kept interest free for 2-3 years.Interest? Is that actually still a thing?!
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
21€ != 19€
It is for practical purposes. The typical price difference I'm used to from years of living in Poland and USA is 2x.
You mean for heads or for regions that the ladies tend to want waxed?
Heads. It's hard to compare this other thing since no business does that for men.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC wait, how is male and female cut the same price!?
21€ != 19€
It is for practical purposes. The typical price difference I'm used to from years of living in Poland and USA is 2x.
You mean for heads or for regions that the ladies tend to want waxed?
Heads. It's hard to compare this other thing since no business does that for men.
Rule 34 of capitalism: if it exists, someone is making money with it.
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@Gąska
I would guess you aren't looking hard enough
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@Luhmann derp, misread post above.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska
I would guess you aren't looking hard enoughI think if you looked hard while asking already, chances are they really won't do you. They'll buttume you've waxed enough and need a bit of weining first.
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@LaoC
I'll take your word for it
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@Gąska Used to be more than 2x in Svitjod, but then the gender wars began, and one of the earlier battles was a raging feminist dragging a hair dresser to court over having different prices for men and women, and the courts agreed that it was discriminatory.
The result was that hair dressers now charge by what's being asked for rather than by gender, so women pay even more now because they want fancy shit done, and men pay about the same as they've always done for a quick trim.As a retaliation, an angry man dragged taxi companies that offered substantially lower prices for women during late evenings so that they could get home safe before the courts. And won.
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TFW anything with a rainbow on it is considered "pride"
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/224043192113299457/647555005607444491/gayfloyd.png
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
during late evenings so that they could get home safe before the courts
They have dangerous courts at night over there?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
during late evenings so that they could get home safe before the courts
They have dangerous courts at night over there?
Worse: They have late evenings!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
during late evenings so that they could get home safe before the courts
They have dangerous courts at night over there?
We have tennis courts.
Bands of despondent tennis s courts roaming the streets, looking for females to assimilate.
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Remembering to lose more faith in humanity every day.
In case this isn't enough...
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Nothing is original!
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@Tsaukpaetra It would have been funny without the second row.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra It would have been funny without the second row.
Was too to find it without.