The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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The Penske File - Alternate ending
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
adult
Well, the pig is nude.
And dead, sadly :(
Oh, is that a deal breaker?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wish I'd seen this a couple of weeks ago. I have a nice new scar on my palm. (Well, it's more of an odd shiny spot now which is slowly fading. I don't think it was a deep enough burn to make a real scar.)
I may add, from personal experience: don't catch it when you drop it.
Yeah, this scar is not fading.
[edit]BTW, this also applies to scalpels.[/edit]
Also don't believe people who tell you that if you melt a blob of solder and let it fall a couple of feet onto your hand that it will have cooled down. Screw you, Adam
He must've forgotten to mention that you have to put your hand at the bottom of a large bucket of water first.
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@topspin
I must confess it took me entirely too long to get where 4416 came from.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I must confess it took me entirely too long to get where 4416 came from.
For those who can't empathise her stupidity (like me - I needed the picture clue)...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I must confess it took me entirely too long to get where 4416 came from.
For those who can't empathise her stupidity (like me - I needed the picture clue)...
Must be one of my former students:
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Posted with a caption of "revenge". I think it provides a perfect handle to use as a Clue Bat.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I must confess it took me entirely too long to get where 4416 came from.
For those who can't empathise her stupidity (like me - I needed the picture clue)...
Must be one of my former students:
@error_bot !xkcd 3x9
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@error_bot said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It took me somewhat longer than necessary to understand what's going on in this, because I learned to do long divisions with the numbers laid out differently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_division#Eurasia
127|4 −124|31,75 30 −28 20 −20 0
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@TimeBandit
It's a PHP7 hammer... they fixed the head!
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@Tsaukpaetra Reminds me of this
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin
I must confess it took me entirely too long to get where 4416 came from.I'm proud to say that I saw that immediately. I've got far too much experience with these types of errors.
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Excuse me while I go somewhere else to wheep a bit.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was expecting the punchline to be that what he heard as "eight" was actually "ate".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was expecting the punchline to be that what he heard as "eight" was actually "late".
I was expecting something different myself...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/585663130865106944/SPOILER_oh.jpg
Not sure if Nightmare Fuel or just an invitation for this:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was expecting the punchline to be that what he heard as "eight" was actually "late".
I was expecting something different myself...
I was certain it's going to be a peado joke, I was just wondering from what angle it will be played out.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
from what angle it will be played out.
Freaky Friday, but with a much larger age gap.
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As seen in the sales section of a local MTB forum:
cat not included.
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I almost kinda wish my breath could turn females into alive anime.. what the fuck is this even?
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7,000 pounds of broiled lobster.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are they supposed to survive the jokes? That seems ... wrong.
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@dcon ...this being the CORRECT way
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd tap that pillow...
What wouldn't you tap?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd tap that pillow...
What wouldn't you tap?
I have lost the list of examples temporarily, but much of it is more situational than object-oriented....
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd tap that pillow...
What wouldn't you tap?
Beer.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd tap that pillow...
What wouldn't you tap?
Beer.
Correction: I'd tap it, but not ingest it. Situational, remember...
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@bb36e The rules prohibit reading things unrelated to the flight, so that's the only think he can read .
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Correction: I'd tap it, but not ingest it. Situational, remember...
, remember...
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@Bulb Alternative explanation: he's been asked to write a foreword for the next edition.
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