The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Actually, if memory serves, turning the ignition while armed actually sets it off as well.
So does it set off the alarm or does it set the alarm off?
Yes
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So does it set off the alarm or does it set the alarm off?
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
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https://imgur.com/gallery/2jQvYvi
It took me two watches to figure it out...
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User requirements are hard to get right!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It took me two watches to figure it out...
A little over half way through first time - it was when I read the top of the video "I thought it was like McDonalds"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It took me two watches to figure it out...
The question is - which watch would watch first if both watches were watching... eh, didn't work out. Never mind.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It took me two watches to figure it out...
The question is - which watch would watch first if both watches were watching... eh, didn't work out. Never mind.
The one that stops, obs.
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Billy Bob and Charlie Mae asked their kid what he wanted for his birthday.
"I wan' a watch!", he said.
So they let him.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://imgur.com/gallery/2jQvYvi
It took me two watches to figure it out...
Why is that kid wearing a shirt with the McDragan's strip clubs logo?
(Dragan being, or at least having been, an owner of several strip clubs in various places in Sweden. Dunno how many still exists. And they did use a similar logo.)
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://imgur.com/gallery/2jQvYvi
It took me two watches to figure it out...
Why is that kid wearing a shirt with the McDragan's strip clubs logo?
(Dragan being, or at least having been, an owner of several strip clubs in various places in Sweden. Dunno how many still exists. And they did use a similar logo.)
From the audio, it appears the clothes were in a donation pile.
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The reply is a thousand times funnier than the original tweet:
Ohhhhhh, this fellow has apparently never met lucas:
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Edit: The google search term you're after is 'Guangxi New Media Center, Nanning'
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@ben_lubar This reminds me of the time I went into Borders Books (yes, this was a few years back) to pick up the latest Weird Al Yankovic CD and had to ask at the information desk where the Comedy section was.
"Oh", said the guy behind the desk, pointing, "Comedy is just the other side of Blues."
If that's not a bumper sticker, it should be.
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Goddamn OneBox.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also to punctuate every word.
don't👏space👏out👏
give👏people👏the👏clap👏
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I am disappoint
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Getting old sucks
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Getting old sucks
She's not that young. If he wants to someone closer to his age then GILF porn is probably a out there.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's not that young.
Google says April 26, 1975, exactly 3 months younger than my daughter.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If he wants to someone closer to his age then GILF porn is probably a out there.
I doubt that will make him feel better about his age
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's not that young.
Google says April 26, 1975, exactly 3 months younger than my daughter.
That's about what I expected. And I know many women that age who already have grandchildren.
Sorry.
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Situation: two adult women, two 'adult' men (including yours truly) and a prepubescent girl enjoying dessert.
Woman: "I like when the center is chewy...."
Two men simultaneously: Chewbacca noisesTwo women: locking eyes in sudden awkward silence
Little girl (scoffing): "Men..."
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not their heart their left hands are over...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
left hands
Their left hands which are attached to their right arms?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
left hands
Their left hands which are attached to their right arms?
What? No, their right hands are holding their phones.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
their right hands are holding their phones
And there I was thinking it was cans of beer…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
their right hands are holding their phones
And there I was thinking it was cans of beer…
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also to punctuate every word.
I'm kinda partial to when people are angryntypingnonnmobile and don't notice that they're hitting the n instead of the .
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also to punctuate every word.
I'm kinda partial to when people are angryntypingnonnmobile and don't notice that they're hitting the n instead of the .
Whondoesnthat?
Oh...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's not that young.
Google says April 26, 1975, exactly 3 months younger than my daughter.
That's about what I expected. And I know many women that age who already have grandchildren.
Sorry.
Grandchildren? That's old enough to be a great-grandparent in some parts of the US, I think.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's not that young.
Google says April 26, 1975, exactly 3 months younger than my daughter.
That's about what I expected. And I know many women that age who already have grandchildren.
Sorry.
Grandchildren? That's old enough to be a great-grandparent in some parts of the US, I think.
It is not unheard of.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
their right hands are holding their phones
And there I was thinking it was cans of beer…