The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@RaceProUK
Though obviously either the product description has been modified since that reviewer purchased the product / wrote the review, or the reviewer is taking the piss...Edit: Oh, he's probably basing off of the "soft description" that shows right before the review section:
Working late again? Fed up of watching your coffee get cold while your keyboard hots up? This clever little usb cup warmer sits under your cup then plugs straight into any USB port - gently keeping your drink at 50c. So no matter how long you're working, or how absorbing that computer game - refreshment's always at hand.
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@izzion I also love his response to the reddit crowd:
- I will concede the fact that a 4th year mechanical engineering student is more knowledgeable than any electrical engineer with over 25 years' experience in the field. I bow down to you sir. However, I do feel that one really doesn't need any particular qualifications to be able to stick a temperature probe in a mug of water and click "go" on a PC. For presentation purposes though, it is desirable to know how to plot graphs in Excel. They may teach you this at the job centre after graduation as part of some back-to-work scheme for the long-term unemployed.
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@RaceProUK Holzmaserung = Wood grain
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@Karla That sounds awesome.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla That sounds awesome.
Yeah, not really complaining...just thought it was funny.
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http://i.imgur.com/qtCuGP4.jpg
Being verified, official account of the company makes it so much funnier.
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I like the other slogan from them even better.
http://nievesgnau.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sofa_king.jpg
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What's worse than ISIS? Turbo Anal Isis
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@El_Heffe just came here to post that. Instead:
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@Boner brillant!
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@El_Heffe Dang. If it wasn't for the airport, I could probably see a corner of that building from my house. (Slight exaggeration. It's actually about eight miles away as the crow flies.)
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Dang. If it wasn't for the airport, I could probably see a corner of that building from my house. (Slight exaggeration. It's actually about eight miles away as the crow flies.)
I could be there from my office within 10 minutes.
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@da-Doctah
African or European crow?
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@izzion what difference at this point does it make?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion what difference at this point does it make?
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@Rhywden the fact you're quoting best comedians of 20th century doesn't mean I can't quote worst politicians of 21st century.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
http://i.imgur.com/qtCuGP4.jpg
Being verified, official account of the company makes it so much funnier.
I learned pretty quickly. Hashtags aren't phrases, they are words to themselves, and have inherent meaning.
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I have trouble, because I have to manspread, and there's just not enough room under the desk in my cubicle.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden the fact you're quoting best comedians of 20th century doesn't mean I can't quote worst politicians of 21st century.
You might want to take a closer look at the title of this thread, though.
Translation: Why physics teachers shouldn't watch over children.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I learned pretty quickly. Hashtags aren't phrases, they are words to themselves, and have inherent meaning.
That said.... it is pretty funny to troll a hashtag with a different interpretation of it.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired it took me a while too, until I noticed who had posted it.
I couldn't figure it out until ^this^. Looked again, OH!
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@Tsaukpaetra Are you gay?
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@xaade You cunt you watched the internet better than me.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Are you gay?
Not to my knowledge. Wanna test that with me?
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@Yamikuronue Please, for the love of $dietyOrNull tell me this is satire.
If it is satire...then LOL it was funny.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Are you gay?
Not to my knowledge. Wanna test that with me?
TIL gay people are the ones who can count the number of men in a 7 second video of a woman walking alone on a beach.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hmm, that doesn't sound too bad, actually.
Especially if world peach is actually achieved somehow like that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if world peach is actually achieved
When Georgia conquers the world!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if world peach is actually achieved
When Georgia conquers the world!
Sometimes blind typing and relying on autocorrect may not be the best solution...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
world peach
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@ben_lubar
Happy valentine!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
for the love of $dietyOrNull tell me this is satire.
I mean, it's an advert for GirlsWhoCode, so I'm not sure that technically qualifies as satire, since it's not mocking a specific thing. But it's sassy and sarcastic af. That blonde is my hero.
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@Boner
So Europe is a sex tourist destination now? That's news to me…
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@DogsB Smallpox pizza was already posted (probably in this very thread).
I remember we had a good linguistic discussion afterwards.
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